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Rating
15+
Chapters
9
Words
11,433
Characters
Filch, Trelawney, Seamus, Luna, Draco, Pansy, Fred/George, Oliver, Blaise (M), OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Draco/Pansy, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
General, Humor, AU
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
158
Status
Completed
First Published
2006-06-23 12:26pm
Last Chapter
2006-10-26 9:22am
Last Updated
2006-10-26 9:22am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Chapter 1 and 2

The first two rules, Luna pokes people and Hannah tries her hand at impersonations.

733 25
2 The one with substance abuse

Okay, Fred and George decide to grow magic mushrooms

1,157 19
3 Patrick the Pyromaniac

Seamus, Dean and Patrick plot to freak out filch. No one likes Filch.

571 11
4 Seamus with no clothes

Seamus decides to attend Trelawneys class in nothing but his birthday suit... Much to Hermione and Malfoys dismay, Blaise and the general female population don't seem to mind though...

1,089 31
5 The Tentacle Tango

Who can tame the big squishy heart of the Giant Squid?

694 18
6 Crazy For Quills.

Fred and George are working on a project when they get onto the topic about Umbridge. They decide that a self-motivated feildtrip to the Ministry is in order so they can try to break another rule...

1,632 11
7 Vividly

Okay..so there's this mud war....and Nott smells like Strawberries....

613 14
8 Please, no wand jokes

Someone has to polish their wand....

1,039 12
9 11: of dark marks and multicolored popcorn

When Ron falls asleep in Arithmancy and wakes up with the dark mark on his arm, drastic measures need to be taken. The order is called and the students decide to eavesdrop, too bad their leader is the worst communicator ever…

3,905 17

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