Search Home Read Write Forum Login Register
Snape, Sirius, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Fluff, General, Humor
Mild Language
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-05-20 12:18pm
Last Chapter
2006-10-18 1:10am
Last Updated
2006-10-18 1:10am

Track This Story: Feed

Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Jester of the bizwiz

I am a funny man. Yes, note this down Mind, I, Severus Snape am a funny man. Not even just funny, I’m hilarious and witty. I am the Court Jester. That’s how funny I am. Oho Mind, you want proof do you? Well I have proof! I have son of a proof, I have proof that spawns countless generations of proof…somewhere in-between my rather nifty (note to oneself to never use ’nifty’ again) thoughts it has come to me that that bit didn’t quite make sense…hmm.

652 15
2 The One of Meowing and the Good Boi

Do you know what Mind, I have to tell you something. Now don't be surprised when I tell you because although it is both startling and unbelievable … strangely it is true. The truth is that girls don’t seem to ‘dig’ me anymore - I know! I told you it was unbelievable, it’s OK, I’ll let you catch your breath - breathe. Are you OK now? Good, after some careful thought I came unto a conclusion, the truth is that they are not looking for a ‘wild thang’ at the moment, instead they want the good boys. Boys they can take home to their mothers.

927 9


Get access to every new feature the moment it comes out.

Register Today!
Need Help Writing Your Fanfic?

Write Your BEST Fanfic EVER In Our FREE 10 Day Fanfiction Writing Jumpstart Program!

  • Introduce Your Character Like A Rockstar! 🤘
  • Build GUT-CLENCHING Suspense 🔎
  • Drop into an Action Scene 💥
  • Develop a POWERFUL Romance 😍
  • How to Land an Ending 🍻
  • How To Make Writer's Block Your Best Friend ❤️
  • ...And more!
“The lessons that were offered helped me enormously. Suddenly it was easier to write scenes, imagine them and bring suspension and romance in it. I loved it! ​It helped me in a way other bloggers couldn’t and still can’t.” - Student