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Dumbledore, Filch, Hagrid, McGonagall, Pomfrey, Snape, Sprout, Trelawney, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
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First Published
2006-04-25 10:59pm
Last Chapter
2006-10-08 5:46pm
Last Updated
2011-02-09 12:37pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 An Unusual Alliance

Professors McGonagall and Snape meet in an unlikely fashion, and decide to form an alliance against some of the Hogwarts staff that have been irritating them.

1,151 26
2 Our Evil Plan Is Working!

And so it begins...

1,076 18
3 Who Said Staff Meetings Were Productive?

A prank backfires, Dumbledore gets annoyed, someone gets knocked out...and all to further improve the safety of the students. Right?

1,865 19
4 Vicious St. Valentine's

Valentine’s Day has, unfortunately, come to Hogwarts once again. Lockhart inadvertently gets back at Minerva and Severus, someone advertently gets back at Minerva and Severus; the two of them have doubts and get in a fight. All in all, a typical, uneventful day.

2,462 17
5 Kiss and Makeup

Witches armed with blush and mascara are not to be underestimated. Let's leave it at that.

2,355 18
6 Of Failed Plans and Feather Dusters

Ever been hit with a feather duster? It hurts.

2,106 17
7 Innocence is in the Eye of the Beholder

Things aren’t always as they appear…never underestimate anyone, especially if they’re a garden gnome.

2,026 15
8 Dumbledore's Disappearance

Minerva has a bit of a breakdown, but the order amongst the staff has a bigger one.

1,798 14
9 Merry Christmas...Or Not!

'Tis the season to be jolly...well, sort of.

1,641 11
10 The End of Hogwarts

Yolanda really should listen to her gut feelings more often. Her friends would’ve done better to listen, too.

1,162 16
11 Party!

It’s dangerous to wake up professors in the middle of the night. They may get strange ideas.

1,134 18
12 The Usual Alliance

Time for the summer holidays.

1,898 35


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