Printer Friendly Version ] [ Report Abuse ]

How The Sofa Ate The Sod-Head and Other Various Marauder Mishaps by sirius_jamie

Rating: 15+Story Reviews: 66
Chapters: 3
Words: 3710
Characters: Lupin, James, Lily, Sirius, Pettigrew
Genre(s): Fluff, General, Humor
Era: Marauders
Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2006.03.25
Last Published Chapter: 2017.01.25
Last Updated: 2017.01.25
Favorite Story Of: 67 users
Advisory: Mild violence

Track this Story: RSS Feeds

[banner by Abyssica at tda]

"Great Scott, say it isn’t so!  I'm going to die!  I'm going to die a death by dragonskin, finely-crafted, fruitwood framed furniture! Oh, dear mother of god, it's starting!  I can feel it's equisite handstitched fabric and plush overstuffed back pillow creeping up over me! Oh no, it's ultimate relaxation!"

Favorite |Reading List |Currently Reading

Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 How The Sofa Ate The Sod-Head

It was a refreshing twist on furniture, with its exciting palette of hand-stitched cotton-polyester blended fabrics, fine dragon-skin upholstery, and glossy fruitwood finished frame.

This is how James narrowly escaped death from within it's sumptuously alluring back-molding clutches.

1007 49
2 Why No Marauder Shall Ever Violate Moony's Stash Ever Again

Herin lies the reasons and rationals as to why no Marauder shall ever again violate the "secret" chocolate stash of one Mister Remus J. Lupin.

1386 6
3 Supper du le Marauder Style

Sirius and James illustrate really horrendous table manners (the bane of Remus' patience).  Also, James commences in picking on Sirius for all of his pun-er-ific tendencies...

1317 11

Other Similar Stories

One Prank To...
by felix fel...