Search Home Read Write Forum Login Register
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Luna, Draco, Fred, Ginny, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
General, Humor, AU
No Warnings
Story Reviews
First Published
2006-03-04 6:15am
Last Chapter
2007-05-12 8:03pm
Last Updated
2007-05-12 8:03pm

Track This Story: Feed

Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Felix Felicis

This is pretty much an incident that could have happened at any point in book 6(spoiler warning). Prof. Slughorn awards Felix Felicis to the person with the best potion - which just happens to be Draco Malfoy. But, Slughorn mixed up the F.F. with the Essence of Insanity(which is spread from person to person through physical contact). Draco, not knowing this, drinks it... And through physical contact with Pansy Parkinson and Ginny Weasley, all of Hogwarts goes crazy. Only one person has avoided contact. She must save the school... but she's already insane.

1,089 10
2 Insane Ginny

Ginny goes insane after Draco runs into her. Harry, Hermione, Fred, and George find them in a suspicious place. Draco accidently kisses Pansy... and Luna spends her time by being confused.

1,510 14
3 Defense Against... Insanity

A very odd DADA lesson... some strange realizations... Luna's thoughts leading to a very right and very wrong answer... some more realizations... conversations with portraits... and all else that happens when a school goes insane!!

2,060 15
4 Adventures While Waiting

A visit to the Great Hall leads to a visit to the kitchens which leads to a complete fiasco which leads to a visit to the third floor. A long conversation leads to an unsure conclusion.

2,402 4
5 Not a Creature at All

Some very alarming incidents involving certain insanites occur as Luna gets quite a shock

1,918 4
6 The Antidote

Luna and Myrtle have quite a bit of trouble with the antidote, including Cornish Pixies, laughing suits of armor, suicidal ghosts, and Latin spells.

2,610 3
7 Back to "Normal"

A cold wind carries the antidote throughout the entire castle. People wake up from their insanity to find themselves in shocking and awkward situations. Luna and Myrtle tell Professor Dumbledore what happened. Luna gets a surprise from her father, and she and Myrtle are very much appreciated by all of Hogwarts.

1,762 6


Get access to every new feature the moment it comes out.

Register Today!