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Lupin, McGonagall, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-12-13 10:03pm
Last Chapter
2007-01-01 7:13pm
Last Updated
2007-04-06 6:10pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Damn you, ye window through which cold air wafts!!!!

Banner:Drunk Elves. SHE FAINTED! I, James Potter, made the one and only strikingly-beautiful, I-hate-you-so-much-Potter-you-make-me-gag Lily Evans faint. Of course, she might have fainted because one of Peeves’ walking sticks hit her in the back of the head at the same moment. But still...SHE FAINTED!
The typical, yet not-so-typical story of Lily and James' love...with a bit of pointless humor on the side. Written as James' journal (often stolen by Sirius).

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2 AHHHHH!!!!!!! McGonagall is God!

AHHHHH!!! McGonagall is God! // The way-too-smart-for-his-own-good, not-arrogant-enough-to-be-a-proper-marauder werewolf is still sitting there, shaking his head at me! He doesn’t think the plan-which-is-so-ingenious-I-can’t-believe-that-it-hasn’t-been-thunk-of-before-and-is-going-to-most-definitely-help- SBIHYSMYMMGISMBTYASPTICTYIACIWAYCDATAIBIASMSTYAUYIAHGAIHPGTYMTILE-stop-being-in-denial-and-confess-her-love-for-me-once-and-for-all, then is good enough to work, does he? I'll show him!

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3 RTDC conquers all!

I just realized...

YOU HAVE NO NAME! I need to name you! Yes, I will name you! I bet you feel all lonesome and not important without a name, now don’t you? Ah, I’m such a terrible person! My notebook was sliding into a depression and possibly thinking of committing suicide and I didn’t even notice! I must weep hysterically over my poor notebook’s terribly mangled body!

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4 Utter Fabulosiosity of the BPETUBOFWEBM Plan…Er, what?

Success at last! Lily, the great Lily Evans….SHE LOOKED AT ME WITHOUT YELLING! ‘Course, she was staring at me as if I had two heads and belonged in the Loony Bin as I copied exactly what Remus did motion for motion and repeated everything he said in a much lower pitched, masculine, and sexy echo…she must have been overwhelmed by my extreme sexiness and masculinosity. I can have that effect of women sometimes….render them speechless with my good looks…

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