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Harry, Ron, Hermione, Voldemort, Draco
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme,
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-11-17 3:52pm
Last Chapter
2008-06-13 1:48am
Last Updated
2008-06-13 1:48am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 It's Snake-Man!

You know that something's amiss when Harry's convinced that his heart is "dark and desolate", Ron's IQ is even lower than it normally is, a bumbling author is trying to fix the chaos he caused by writing a parody, and Voldemort's on a mission to right his wrongs and save the universe for all that it's worth.

4,223 28
2 Sorry For the Inconvenience / Politically Incorrect

Our heroes must journey to Muggle London and partake in a Muggle election.

4,797 8
3 Netspeaking of Which (And the Chapter They Wouldn't Allow)

Draco/Hermione, Timeturner fics, a band that rhymes with 'The Schmeatles', an interlude in which we see the Author and an unnamed character you'll probably never see again, and the unbridled hawtness of the Trio. Enough said.

2,939 15
4 I'm Sure You've Heard It All Before

A trip back in time and... karaoke?

4,314 8
5 The "All Da Homies N Da Hood Holla Back" LP

Mass murder, the rise and fall of a hip-hop superduo, time travel, poetry, and shipping wars... all in a day's work for Tommy and co.

6,445 7
6 Hello, My Name is Demonterius

Crashed computers, an Author's laziness, uncomfortable leather outfits, shipping wars, and the mysterious Deletion Squad. And squirrels, of course.

5,098 3
7 A Cold Open, A Time for War

A cold open, a gorilla suit, a devious scheme, a bunch of servants, and a time for war. Remus will be thrilled.

7,000 2
8 Party Like You're Releasing Something, Part Two

Now canon-ized!

6,790 3
9 Spoiler Alert: Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

Ginny's boring, Moody shoots cats, hooded figures with bloody knives aren't murderers, and it's really terrifying to see your teenage father seduce your teenage mother.

7,420 3
10 Life, the Universe, and Nothing (Which is Incidentally Part of Everything)

Lemon drop detox, kind-of death, and Journey. DON'T STOP... BELIEVING!

4,096 3
11 Ron's Fifteen Minutes of Infamy

Ruining Harry's life, saving Harry's life, stock market manipulation, antiheroics.

5,122 3


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