Rating
15+
Chapters
18
Words
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Snape, Lucius, Draco, Pansy
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
615
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-10-25 18:19:27
Last Published Chapters
2008-04-09 11:42:44
Last Updated
2008-04-09 11:42:44
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1 A Reluctant Conversation

Written in response to timeturners 'Out Of Your Realm' Challenge. It is a well known fact that all the pureblooded families are inbred, but it is not until the issue of marriage arises that Draco realises just how out of hand the problem has truly become.

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2 Mudblood Studies

Mudblood Studies

1642 45
3 Damsel In Distress

Damsel In Distress

2039 40
4 Problems In Potions

Problems In Potions

2802 33
5 A Veritable Hotbed Of Sordid Activity

A Veritable Hotbed Of Sordid Activity

2431 26
6 Nettus Narrosium

Nettus Narrosium

2950 52
7 Draco Malfoy, Hero And World Saviour Extraordinaire

Draco Malfoy, Hero And World Saviour Extraordinaire

3358 37
8 The Veela Enigma

The Veela Enigma

3690 34
9 Genetics Never Lie, Although Sometimes They Exaggerate For A Laugh

Genetics Never Lie, Although Sometimes They Exaggerate For A Laugh

3337 32
10 Enter [Insert Name Based On Semi-Precious Stone/Star Formation/Astrological Sign Here]

Enter [Insert Name Based On Semi-Precious Stone/Star Formation/Astrological Sign Here]

3192 20
11 A River In Egypt

A River In Egypt

2664 23
12 Ministry Regulated? I Don't Think So

Ministry Regulated? I Don't Think So

3012 20
13 Exophthalmus Pretibial-Myxedema Osteoarthropathia

Exophthalmus Pretibial-Myxedema Osteoarthropathia

3899 32
14 With This Cauldron I Shall Destroy The World

With This Cauldron I Shall Destroy The World

3457 21
15 I Would Watch You Suffer A Most Excruciating Death at the Unspeakable Evilness Of My Death Glare, But - You Know - Shiny Stuff…

I Would Watch You Suffer A Most Excruciatingly Horrifying Death at the Unspeakable, Awesome Evilness Of My Death Glare, But - You Know - Shiny Stuff…

4052 39
16 Curves In All The Wrong Places

Curves In All The Wrong Places

3496 39
17 Power! Prestige! Don’t Forget The Cruciatus Clause In Your Health Insurance!

Power! Prestige! Don’t Forget The Cruciatus Clause In Your Health Insurance!

5363 32
18 The Requisite Dramatic Interlude (or...)

The Requisite Dramatic Interlude (or...)

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