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Banner by ANSWR42. As his life begins to change for the better, the chosen one finds himself writing his inner thoughts down. New diaries come into play and a new era of secrets, love, and unfortunate moments will begin.
The Closet Diaries
Harry has some quality time with an umbrella.
He's a maniac
Excerpt: "Oh my god, they think I’m actually going to kill myself."
Reliving the Terror
Excerpt: "Between Mrs. Weasley following me around with a plate of food and Fred and George trying to blow doors open on me, I can never really find ‘Harry’ time."
Excerpt: Remus even does better with woman. He and Tonks are a great couple and he’s a werewolf! Nothing wrong with that of course. I bet you Snape is better… no. No, that’d just be sad.
Womanly Tendencies of a Grown Man
EXCERPT: Take a gander at the newest product of Weasley Wizarding Wheezes! We came out with U-NO-POO but now U-CAN-POO with this new invention!
EXCERPT: Something emotion just took over my body and it was weird. I noticed who the guy was; it turned out to be the one and only Dean Thomas! So I got up and I guess I looked scary or something because Dean cowered back against the wall and Ginny stepped in front of him.
An Interesting Day at the Burrow
EXCERPT: The poor people of Ottery St. Catchpole had to witness Ron running out of the house with only a pair of boxers on, Hermione with her hair looking like an afro, and Ginny in a nightgown which to be honest wasn’t that bad of a thing for me.
And this is my life.
EXCERPT: "Everyone had a ‘jolly good fun time’ as Mr. Weasley had told me afterwards but he quite pissed so I imagine he was just saying that because he was going upstairs with Mrs. Weasley."
EXCERPT: "There, that’s my new plan. Tomorrow, I will jump out the window and plummet the eight feet down from my window and as I am lying there, my body twitching as the world around me begins to go black, maybe Ginny will tell me how much she loves me..."
EXCERPT: "Anyway, we’ve gotten really close over the years and not until recently did I figure out that I no longer had a crush on you."
The Window Pain
EXCERPT: "But I did get to see Harry beat someone out just because he wanted to. It was quite sexy actually. Good job Harry."
In Hopes of a Good Life
EXCERPT: If someone ever read this, I’d be so dead. This is major blackmail material here. With my luck, Rita Skeeter will pop out of nowhere and print this thing and make it a bloody book. That would suck.
EXCERPT: I’ll refrain from telling you how Bill and Ron shoved me in a closet and threatened me that if I ever hurt Ginny in any way from now until the day I die, they’ll personally find me and kill me slowly.
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