Rating
15+
Chapters
7
Words
12,549
Characters
Hermione, Draco, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-08-17 8:16am
Last Chapter
2011-06-24 1:07am
Last Updated
2011-06-24 1:07am
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Welcome to My Litter Box
|
1,564 | 109 |
| 2 |
The Orange Abomination Dobby, Crookshanks, and Furreta's Finest Ferret Food, what more could a growing furry Malfoy ask for? |
1,785 | 106 |
| 3 |
Escape Pod What can being caged for 5 days do to a ferret? Welcome to the "Ferret Owner's Comandments!" |
1,179 | 79 |
| 4 |
Vindictive Elves and Stolen Wands It's not every morning a transfigured ferret wakes to discover a vindictive house-elf twirling a stolen wand between its abnormally long fingertips. And if you ever have, I extend my sympathies, because you most certainly have met Dobby. |
1,798 | 78 |
| 5 |
I'm a Ferret. Aren't I? What can delving into the foggy realms of Divination due to a furry fuzzball? Well...it's time to find out! |
2,511 | 58 |
| 6 |
Yet Another Lesson in Humility Most people would think that spending one's days as a ferret would teach one humility. Obviously they have never met Malfoy. |
1,589 | 40 |
| 7 |
As If Weasley Could Get Any Dumber Ah, so that was why he had been shouting furiously and turning those interesting shades of red. He assumed the little Mudblood wouldn't have finally snapped to the point of ignoring her precious little rules to turn me into this abomination, unless I had done something particularly vile to her. |
2,123 | 1 |
Humility is a funny thing. Especially when it takes a Mudblood, talented in the art of the animal transfiguration of humans, to teach it to you.
My name is Draco Malfoy, the amazing, bouncing ferret, and the Mudblood Granger's new pet.
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