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Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, Voldemort, Luna, Draco, Ginny
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Luna, Ginny/OC, Snape/OC
Humor, Romance, AU
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing),
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-07-25 3:46pm
Last Chapter
2005-11-21 2:46am
Last Updated
2009-07-08 9:42pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Randomness and Mashed Potatoes

Image hosted by Complete and utter randomness...yep, that just about sums it all up. In this story, we learn how Dumbledore was born green, that McGonagall and Snape have a thing for each other, Hermione is in love with both Harry and Voldie, and that Ron and Luna belong least on a 50 year expedition in Russia. Note to readers: If you like my story and want to read more, add it to your favorites. I'm one of the authors whose stories do NOT move up when updated. CHAPTER 8 UP 11/20/05!

1,478 68
2 Wood, Polish, and How to Get a Great Bargain

Complete and utter randomness...yep, that just about sums it all up. In the first chapter, we learn the importance of the color green and who Dumbledore, Voldemort, and Ron really are. Originally "Complete and Utter Randomness (Set to the songs of Wicked and Some Other Songs)"

4,459 26
3 Hermy meets Voldie

Harry and Hermione are just about to get together...until Voldie comes along.

2,949 14
4 The Adventures of Ron and Luna

Ron and Luna go on an expedition to Russia.

8,856 23
5 Hermy Seduces Voldie

Hermione for random and illogical reasons tries to seduce Voldemort

665 14
6 The Story of Snarry and Hape

Draco possesses the dead Winky, and tries to ruin Harry's life once again by making him trade bodies with...Snape?!

7,260 14
7 Harry Potter and the Bag of Doritos

A filler for until I update. Harry Potter discovers that he loves Doritos.

637 22
8 Seeing the Goblet of Fire - Part I

Harry and Hermione see the Goblet of Fire...their reactions.

2,838 32


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