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Harry, McGonagall, Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Cedric, Fred, Oliver, OC, OtherCanon
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Drama, Humor, Romance
Scenes of a mild sexual nature
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First Published
2005-07-24 12:52pm
Last Chapter
2008-06-18 12:27am
Last Updated
2008-06-18 12:27am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 The Weasley Boys- Part I

You know who else is a fox? Bill Weasley. I don’t even know where to begin…so perhaps I shouldn’t. But he’s gorgeous—

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2 The Weasley Boys- Part II

…I actually felt that he thought highly of me. Maybe he really does. Did. After that meeting, I’m guessing he doesn’t feel so confident about me anymore. Gosh. I feel crappy now. He probably despises me now.

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3 More Macmillan Men

...While I’m thoroughly annoyed at how guilty Lupin’s made me feel, I am also totally floored. That man can switch to friend to authority in sixty seconds. Amazing. And I have no idea why, but I find that incredibly sexy. Well, that’s settled then.

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4 Severus Snape

It’s weird. I’ve always thought ill of Snape. I mean, he is a git and all...but there’s just something about him…maybe it’s his all-black wardrobe…he’s so mysterious and kind of gothic, and…I don’t know…he seems so cynical and bitter. But you know, I always imagine those traits to be…I don’t know…kind of sexy. There. I said it. Snape’s mystique is kind of sexy. Look, I can’t help it, so don’t get all judgmental on me for thinking that.

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5 The Oh-So Sexy, Suavemente Sergio

Gosh, they probably sit around in their stupid lounges and talk about me. All of them…just sitting there, sipping firewhiskey and swapping stories about all the stupid things I’ve done in and out of their classes. Huh. I’ll bet Snape would have plenty to share. Though I can’t imagine him drinking firewhiskey…Oh my God. What if Lupin told people about my accidentally-asking-if-he-was-married incident? Oh God, oh God, oh God…entire life flashing before my eyes…

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6 Sorry, Oliver -Who?

Oh wait, I forgot. Roger. I grinned slightly as I zipped the side of my skirt. He’s sort of my lovely man friend now, isn’t he? Well, maybe not quite. We haven’t even gone on our first date yet. But still, I do have dibs on him now. What a nice thought. I have a man. Well, I’m going to have a man after my first date. Whatever. Oh, this is exciting!

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7 A Very Long Chapter about Roger, Oliver, and the Snape-Lupin Love Affair

But see, there was this theory amongst students that all the tension between Snape and Lupin was sexual tension. I mean, neither of them were married, to our knowledge...

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8 Kingsley Shacklebolt and the Sexy Wonder that is Remus Lupin

There were a few moments of silence where Katie and I just sat there with our heads bowed slightly, glancing in Shacklebolt's direction. Well, ogling's probably a better word. Well, we couldn't help it! The man was a work of art!

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9 Mr. Heinrich Wood

He glanced up from his briefcase, cocking an eyebrow at me. Holy crap. He does it just like Oliver. But not as sexy, because I mean, hello! He's Oliver's dad and considering him sexy is just wrong, even in my extremely thin book of morals and decency.

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10 Vladimir Nabokov & Dreamy Detentions

I think all guys should aspire to grow up to be just like Lupin, if they know what’s good for them. I mean, he’s perfect after all. Nice to look at, sweet, intelligent, witty, mysterious-but-not-creepy-like-Snape-mysterious. And they should try to avoid going bald if they possible can, and just get those wisps of grey hair like Lupin’s…oh! Or go totally grey like Mr. Macmillan. Oh yum. I haven’t thought about in him a while. I miss him.

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11 Philbert Deverill

My guess he’s not the father of any of the Slytherins then. Thankfully, because he’s quite cute, and really, it would be a shame to be the cute dad of some rotten Slytherin. I mean, mind you, there’s Lucius Malfoy, whose son is a Slytherin, but that’s different. Lucius is gorgeous. Sexy, if you will. Slytherins are allowed to be sexy, but it’s just weird if they’re cute. I don’t know why—I guess because cuteness implies a certain amount of goodness.

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12 Sincerely, Sergio Navarro

I didn’t exactly take in everything Oliver said regarding Lupin’s high regard for me, though normally it would be cause for me to hop up and down excitedly and declare it as a momentous day in the life of a Defense Against the Dark Arts groupie like myself…Oliver thought I was cute!

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