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The Boy Who Lived and Then Was Dropped In A River By Accident and Needed To Be Replaced
Are you plagued by unsightly nose-hairs? Don't know what to do about those nasty zits? Do your toes host a strange looking fungus? Then you might want to see a doctor. But in the meantime, read my story, it might just amuse you *wiggles eyebrows*
The Vanishing Humor
A heart-wrenching chapter filled with love, lies, and lost trust. It's plotline is so amazing, you'll find yourself pulled all too willingly into this jaw-dropping adventure.... HAHA YEAH RIGHT! Just read it people...and like it...and review it...and give me money and a car....
The Unwitty Chapter Title-Part Eins
sum·ma·ry ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sm-r) adj. Presenting the substance in a condensed form; concise: a summary review. Performed speedily and without ceremony: summary justice; a summary rejection.
The Unwitty Chapter Title-Part Swei
“Well, there’s also this nagging little thing in the back of my mind, like screaming and my parents being killed by the most evil wizard in the world, but I don’t really think that’s important right now. We need to focus. Donuts…donuts….”
The Keeper of the Cheese
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla! Bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla, bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.... (I accidentl'y knocked me drink all over the real summ'ry, so I rewrote it...sorry. Bes' wishes, Hagrid.)
Filbert and Graeme
“My name is Graeme,” the man said, bowing his head slightly. “And you, dear boy, are in the Realm of the Undecided. Known more commonly as Writer’s Block.”
The Sorting Sock
“Hey! Hey! Hey! Watch the face, Moron MacStupidface!”
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