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Draco, Harry, Ron, Voldemort
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Humor, General, Crossover
Mild Language, Strong Violence
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-05-30 6:02pm
Last Chapter
2005-06-06 4:14pm
Last Updated
2005-06-06 4:14pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Not a lake

This story just goes to show what happens when one stays up too late reading Harry Potter while listening to Monty Python. It drifted into my head in the middle of the night and can get rather silly. Ron has been spending the summer desperatly trying to cheer Harry up after Sirius' death, but things get out of control when the Lady of the Lake appears during a fishing trip, convinced that Harry is the reincarnation of King Arthur...

593 16
2 A Quest and a Shrubbery

In which our hero is told of his 'true' identity, and stuff happens.

1,047 17
3 Mostly Dead

“Don’t be stupid.” Harry whispered forcefully as he batted away a swirl of glitter that was drifting hopefully by his shoe. “I don’t think there’s anything we can do to her, she’s some sort of elemental, completely different magic involved. I think she’ll only leave if she realizes I’m not Arthur, so we have to prove the real Arthur is still around…somewhere.”

1,031 14
4 The Green Knight

I had to change the rating because I HAD to have this chapter...includes my fave bit from Quest for the Holy Grail, but it's rather a Monty Python sort of way.

1,197 28


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