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What the Heck?
Guess who's back. Back Again. Sirius is Back. Tell a friend. Sirius Black is back, and is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, because his name was cleared. Sirius, an amature teacher, seems to cause some strange happenings in his classroom. It's up to the famous gang to prevent some major mix up.
Defense is like a fish.
Defense is most certainly like a fish- a fish can be used in defense, that is. Preferably a mackerel is used to defend one's self. There are three simple steps to using a mackerel: Take the mackerel in your hand. Find a target Slap repeatedly.
Hagrid greeted them with a hug that left them gasping for breath, and writhing on the floor. “T’day, class, we’ll b’ learnin’ ‘bout ta Slashing and Burning and Killing Toads, or SABAKTs as I like ter call ‘em. “ He said, fondly petting the head of a SABAKT.
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