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Rating
15+
Chapters
3
Words
3,461
Characters
Draco, Ginny, Harry, Cho, Dumbledore, Hermione, Neville, Remus Lupin, Ron, Sirius Black, Snape, Voldemort, Fred/George, Tonks, Luna, Seamus, M. McGonagall
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Action, Humor
Era
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence
Story Reviews
24
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-05-24 4:28am
Last Chapter
2005-07-01 7:59pm
Last Updated
2005-07-01 9:50pm

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1 What the Heck?

Image hosted by Photobucket.comGuess who's back. Back Again. Sirius is Back. Tell a friend. Sirius Black is back, and is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, because his name was cleared. Sirius, an amature teacher, seems to cause some strange happenings in his classroom. It's up to the famous gang to prevent some major mix up.

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2 Defense is like a fish.

Defense is most certainly like a fish- a fish can be used in defense, that is. Preferably a mackerel is used to defend one's self. There are three simple steps to using a mackerel: [1]Take the mackerel in your hand. [2]Find a target [3]Slap repeatedly.

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3 Sabakts Atack!

Hagrid greeted them with a hug that left them gasping for breath, and writhing on the floor. “T’day, class, we’ll b’ learnin’ ‘bout ta Slashing and Burning and Killing Toads, or SABAKTs as I like ter call ‘em. “ He said, fondly petting the head of a SABAKT.

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