Against his wishes, Draco Malfoy is thrown into a world that he is unfamiliar with, and more importantly, despises. He's told that it's for his own good, but he doesn't exactly see it that way.

After a harrowing introduction to the muggle world, Draco decides to face the demons and head into town. It almost makes him wish that he had taken muggle studies. Almost.

Draco's encounter with the dinner guest leads to a few surprising revelations and an equal number of disconcerting ones. He tries to cope with it the best he can.

With Snape more cantankerous than ever, and the herbal medicine business well under way, Draco is quickly losing his patience. (Not that he had much.) What will the displaced wizard boy do to occupy himself in a Muggle world?

Draco finds out exactly why Snape is disconcerted, and finds the reason rather alarming himself.