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A/N: Slytherin_named_Ash, your chapter is finally here! Also, I got the idea for this chapter from Hufflepuff4Ever! I'm caliing Slytherin_Named_ash, Ash. Cuz I'm lazy.

 

Ash: Is it my time yet?

Edith: Yes, it is.

Ash: Finally.

Edith: Anyway, we're pranking someone again.

Stella: *runs in* Did someone say prank?

Edith: Yup. Get in here!

Ash: What's the prank?

Edith: *singsong voice* Song lyric prank on George.

Stella: *gets comfy on bed* I want to see this play out.

Edith: I have some songs that I want to use. I'm going to mix up the lyrics to make the flow better.

Ash: Which songs?

Edith: Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac and We Don't Talk Anymore by Charlie Puth.

Ash: Ooh.

Edith: Anyway, George just got introduced to an iPhone and now he's probably playing something on it. *pulls out phone*

Stella: Which one are you going to do first?

Edith: Well, I'm going to do Go Your Own Way to make it sound like I'm breaking up with him and then I'm going to do We Don't Talk Anymore to sound like he's been going out with another girl.

Stella: You are really a heart breaker, aren't you?

Edith: Yeah, I am. *starts texting* *in the text* Loving you, isn't the right thing to do. How can I ever change things, that I feel?

Ash: Oh my! That sounds so real!

George: *in the text* What?!!!

Ash: Poor him. Keep going!

Edith: *in the text* If I could, maybe I'd give you my world. How can I, when you won't take it from me?

Stella: Did he respond yet?

George: *in the text* What are you talking about!!!!?

Edith: *in the text* You can go your own way, go your own way. You can call it, another lonely day. You can go your own way, go your own way.

George: *in the text* Wait, WHAT!

Stella: *looking at Edith's phone* OMG, I feel so bad for him.

Edith: *in the text* Tell me why, everything turned around. Packing up, shacking up is all you want to do.

George: *in the text* Are you saying that I want to BREAK UP WITH YOU?

Ash: He's still clueless.

Edith: *in the text* If I could, Baby, I'd give you my world. Open up, everything's waiting for you.

George: *in the text* I'm confused.

Ash: *laughing* Poor him.

Edith: *in the text* You can go your own way, go your own way.  You can call it, another lonely day. You can go your own way, go your own way.

George: *in the text* WHAT!?

Edith: Ok, that's done. Now, We Don't Talk Anymore.

Ash: Do it! This is nerve wracking!

Edith: *in the text* We don't talk anymore. We don't talk anymore. We don't talk anymore, like we used to do. We don't love anymore. What was all of it for? Oh, we don't talk anymore, like we used to do.

George: *in the text* WHAT! What do you mean I don't love you anymore?

Edith: *in the text* I just heard you've found the one you've been looking, you've been looking for. Wish I would've known that wasn't me. 'Cause even after all this time I still wonder, why I can't move on. Just the way you did so easily.

George: *in the text* WHAT! EDITH!!!

Edith: *in the text* Don't wanna know, if you're looking into her eyes, if she's holding onto so tight. The way I did before. I overdosed. Should've known your love was a games. Now I can't get you out of my brain. Oh, it's such a shame.

George: *in the text* EDITH! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

Ash: Oh, he's so confuzzled.

Edith: Should I stop? I should stop.

Ash: Yeah, you should stop. Now, what are we gonna do?

Edith: *checks phone* Um. Bad news.

George: *in the text* Are you breaking up with me? Or do you think I'm cheating on you?

Stella: You should go talk to him. In real life. 

Edith: But, what do I say?

Ash: Beats me. *shoves Edith outside* Think of something.

Edith: Ugh. *goes to George's room* *knocks*

George: Come in.

Edith: *nervous* Hi.

George: Hi. 

Edith: *stands in doorway* 

George: About those texts.

Edith: Ok, hear me out. Stella played a prank on Fred called the song lyric prank and I did it too. 

George: So, you're saying that it was a prank?

Edith: Yeah?

George: Thank Merlin for that. I thought you were accusing my of cheating on you.

Edith: *sigh of relief* I would never do that. *walks out*

George: *evil smirk* I need revenge.

Edith: * walks into her room* He forgave me!

Ash: Yeah, I knew he would. 

Edith: So, what know?

Stella: *hears vibration* I think someone texted you.

Edith: Really? *looks at text* Oh my god!

Stella: What?

Fred: *in the text* George, don't tell Stella, but I'm cheating on her.

 

A/N: Cliffhanger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please don't kill me Stella. Review!!!!

 

 

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