Hey, y'all! Today we are featuring the famous... MIDNIGHT_SLYTHERIN! She's gonna' go by Edith :)
Me: OK here we are...
Me: Ummm okay?
Ginny: Wow I can tell that I was the highlight of this visit
Me: And that's the chapter. See y'all later!
Me: Haha Jk you can't get rid of me that easily. Edith!!!
George: You had to interrupt!?
Me: Yes, we are going to prank then crucio Ron
Edith and George: Ohhhhhkay!!!!
Ginny: Can I help?
*elaborate scheming goes on*
*Draco and Hermione are recruited*
Me: Alright, everyone, in position
Edith: Isn't this kind of a mean prank?
Me: Yes. But I really HATE Ron and he deserves it
Edith: Ok that's actually decent reasoning
Me: Why does EVERYONE ALWAYS ACT LIKE I'M AN IDIOT LIKE HARRY
Harry: This is a covert op! Shut it!
Me: Well you don't have to be a jerk about it - Wait who recruited you?
Harry: Fred. Duhhh.
Me: WAIT FRED!
Me: THIS IS A COVERT OPERATION!
Fred: Oooh are we pranking Icckle Ronniekinns?
Me: Yes. And TWO people have had to give up their love interests temporarily for this prank so we need to take it seriously
Everyone but Draco and Me: WAIT WHAAAAT?
Hermione: Wait, Calliope are you and Draco dating
Everyone but Draco and Me: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Harry: HAHA DRACO AND CALLIOPE SITTING IN A TREE K I S S I N G
Me: I'M GONNA KILL YOU HARRY
Edith: THIS IS A FREAKING COVERT OPERATION YOU IDIOTS
Me: Edith is scary sometimes
Harry: *whimpers* sorry
Me: Ok prank time...
Draco: I love you so much
Hermione: I love you too...
Draco: I hate that we have to sneak around
Hermione: Me too, but we can't let Ron know!!!
*Ron walks by, hearing this*
Ron: Wait what?
*Ron runs into an empty classroom with all of us in there*
Ron: *sobs* GUYSSSSS HERMIONE AND DRACO ARE DATING AND IT'S NOT FAIR CAUSE SHE WAS DATING ME! WAAAH WAHHH WAHH!
Ron: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS THIS WAS A PRANK?
Edith: Yep. Crucio Ronald
Ron: You know that doesn't work on me right
Edith: Seriously? Okay, welp I filmed you sobbing and now I'm going to send it to all the HPFF fans of interviews
Me: And that wraps this up! Thanks for coming Edith!
*Edith and George are kissing*
Edith: We stole Calliope's authors notes and so from now on they are the Edith and George notes
Edith: George do you like Divergent?
George: Yep! I'm a Dauntless!
Edith: Meeee tooo :)
Me: OUT OF MY AUTHOR'S NOTES!
George and Edith: NO!
Me: Ughh fine then be that way
Me: It's not like I really care anyway
Me: Yeah I totally don't care
Draco: She cares
Draco: Come on Cal, we are going to go to Hunger Games and train with Katniss and Peeta
Me: *sticks tongue out*
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