Hey, y'all! Today we are featuring the famous... MIDNIGHT_SLYTHERIN! She's gonna' go by Edith :)

Me: OK here we are... 

Edith: Georgie!!! 

Me: Ummm okay? 

Ginny: Wow I can tell that I was the highlight of this visit

Me: And that's the chapter. See y'all later! 

Me: Haha Jk you can't get rid of me that easily. Edith!!! 

Edith: What

George: You had to interrupt!?

Me: Yes, we are going to prank then crucio Ron

Edith and George: Ohhhhhkay!!!! 

Ginny: Can I help? 

Me: Sure! 

*elaborate scheming goes on* 

*Draco and Hermione are recruited* 

Me: Alright, everyone, in position

Edith: Isn't this kind of a mean prank? 

Me: Yes. But I really HATE Ron and he deserves it

Edith: Ok that's actually decent reasoning

Me: Why does EVERYONE ALWAYS ACT LIKE I'M AN IDIOT LIKE HARRY

Harry: This is a covert op! Shut it! 

Me: Well you don't have to be a jerk about it - Wait who recruited you? 

Harry: Fred. Duhhh. 

Me: WAIT FRED! 

Everyone: FREEEEEEDDIEE! 

Me: THIS IS A COVERT OPERATION! 

Fred: Oooh are we pranking Icckle Ronniekinns?

Me: Yes. And TWO people have had to give up their love interests temporarily for this prank so we need to take it seriously

Everyone but Draco and Me: WAIT WHAAAAT? 

Hermione: Wait, Calliope are you and Draco dating

Me: yeeeeeeees???

Everyone but Draco and Me: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Harry: HAHA DRACO AND CALLIOPE SITTING IN A TREE K I S S I N G

Me: I'M GONNA KILL YOU HARRY

Edith: THIS IS A FREAKING COVERT OPERATION YOU IDIOTS

Me: Edith is scary sometimes

Harry: *whimpers* sorry

Me: Ok prank time...

Draco: I love you so much

Hermione: I love you too...

Draco: I hate that we have to sneak around

Hermione: Me too, but we can't let Ron know!!! 

*Ron walks by, hearing this* 

Ron: Wait what? 

*Ron runs into an empty classroom with all of us in there* 

Ron: *sobs* GUYSSSSS HERMIONE AND DRACO ARE DATING AND IT'S NOT FAIR CAUSE SHE WAS DATING ME! WAAAH WAHHH WAHH! 

Everyone: hahahahahahhahahahhaahahahahahahahahhahhah

Ron: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS THIS WAS A PRANK?

Edith: Yep. Crucio Ronald

Ron: You know that doesn't work on me right

Edith: Seriously? Okay, welp I filmed you sobbing and now I'm going to send it to all the HPFF fans of interviews

*sends* 

Me: And that wraps this up! Thanks for coming Edith! 

*Edith and George are kissing* 

Me: *facepalm* 

E/G: 

Edith: We stole Calliope's authors notes and so from now on they are the Edith and George notes

George: Yup

Edith: George do you like Divergent? 

George: Yep! I'm a Dauntless! 

Edith: Meeee tooo :)

Me: OUT OF MY AUTHOR'S NOTES! 

George and Edith: NO! 

Me: Ughh fine then be that way

Me: It's not like I really care anyway

Me: Yeah I totally don't care

Draco: She cares

Draco: Come on Cal, we are going to go to Hunger Games and train with Katniss and Peeta

Me: *sticks tongue out*