Hi again! So, today, starring is, Gryffindor_Princess25, who goes by... Ava!
Me: OK Ava I have some bad news.
Me: Soooo I have band practice today so you're going into HP world by yourself
Ava: That's not bad news
Me: Really? Ok.
Ava: And now that I'm here... DRAMIONE
Non - Dramione Shippers: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Draco: Who are you
Ava: Your wedding planner
Ava: Yep your mom hired me to organize your wedding with Hermione
Ava: ARE YOU GOING TO CONTRADICT YOUR MOTHER
Draco: No nononononono
*Alien UFO flies over Hogwarts, light beams down, and Draco and Mione are MINDCONTROLLED*
Draco: Hermione my sweet
Hermione: Draco my darling
Harry: What the bloody HELL!?
Ava: As your official wedding planner, you must get married as soon as possible, preferably now.
Harry: You can't do this - Wait, who are you
Ava: I told you, their wedding planner
Ava: ALIEN UFOOOOOOOO
*UFO is back, this time with wedding supplies*
Ava: Thank you
*Alien beams down*
Alien: EhhhBlurghBeeee (I am the priest)
Ava: No idea what that means but you can be the priest
Alien: HeBloFreee (I already said that?)
Ava: Everyone! To the altar
*at the altar, Alien says the vows*
Ava: It's all coming together perfectly
Alien: *in english* Now, if there are no objections
Me and Ron: I OBJECTTTTTT
Ron: Wait what?
Me: Wait what?
Me: I hate to burst everyone's bubble - They kissed anyway!?
Me: As I was saying -
Alien: GOOOOOOOOOO *I can't officiate ONE wedding without this HUMAN interrupting me
Ginny: Wait, Calliope interrupted other weddings
Me: Yes, I went back in time and tried to stop Anne Boleyn and Henry the 8th from getting married but Jane Seymour kidnapped me by accident. She thought I was Anne. Which honestly is a compliment.
Harry: And the alien officiated that wedding too?
Me: Welp he offered
Alien: BLEEEEEGH (Oh the MISERY THE DESPAAIIIR WOE IS MEEEEE)
Me: AHHHHH SHUT IT
- *Me and Alien fistfight*
*Alien wins and beams up into UFO*
*No one is mind controlled anymore*
Hermione: MALFOY GET OFF ME
Draco: GRANGER GET OFF ME
A/N: Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed that chapter... It was kinda weird. I guess that's just me but tomorrow, we will feature Edith/Midnight_Slytherin! By the way - if you're a Dramione fan please look at my dramione story, L'amour (it's love in French)
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