A/N: Hi! This chappie will feature StarGazer144. I'll call them Star. I'm Edith. You probably know that. I'm a terrible writer. You probably know that as well. Also, if you don't like LGBT, please don't read this chapter. Onwards ho!
Edith: Hey. I need to go do something really quick, so I'm going to give your control of the story really quick, but don't control me or Luna.
Star: *excited* Ok, yeah.
Edith: *gives control and leaves*
Star: Hey Edith?
Edith: *comes back* Yeah?
Star: Can I bring people back from the dead?
Edith: No, I made Fred not die before. But everyone else died. Sorry.
Star: It's fine. *whispers in ear* Can I make Drarry real?
Edith: Yeah, but don't make it permanent.
Star: I won't.
Edith: *leaves* Luna?
Edith: Do you actually like guys?
Luna: I used to, but now, I like girls. They're cute.
Edith: If I brought you a cute girl, would you date her?
Luna: It depends.
Edith: Ok, I'll get here.
*meanwhile, with Star controlling the story*
Star: *thinking* Time to make Drarry a reality.
Draco: *looks at Harry* *thinks* I never noticed how cute he is.
Harry: *looks at Draco* *thinks* How is it that I never saw how handsome he is?
Star: *fangirling as her fantasy plays out before her eyes*
Draco: *steps closer to Harry*
Harry: *steps closer to Draco*
Draco: *questioning look in his eye*
Star: *heart beating really fast*
Edith: Ok, I'm back. *takes control of story*
Draco: *notices how close they are* What the fuck!
Harry: *notices how close they are* Shit!
*Draco and Harry run away from each other*
Harry: What was that for?
Star: Uh, I wanted my ship to come to life.
Draco: And you ship us?
Star: Yeah, I ship Drarry and Wolfstar.
Edith: Anyway, I got control again.
Harry: Don't ever make us do that.
Edith: I won't. I'm not a fan of LGBT ships, but I'm fine with them.
Star: *whispers* Is Luna straight?
Edith: *whispers* She is as straight as a cooked noodle.
Luna: Hello Star. You're pretty.
Star: Thanks. You are too.
Luna: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Star: OMG, YES!
Luna: Would you come with me?
Star: Yeah. *walks away with Luna*
Edith: *follows them to eavesdrop*
Luna: Can I kiss you?
Star: Am I dreaming? Everything I want is coming to life!
Luna: I don't think you're dreaming.
Star: *kisses Luna*
Luna: *kisses Star*
Edith: *walks back*
Edith: Well, that's all. The poll results are below. Bye!
A/N: Ok, hi. The "straight as a cooked noodle" came from my friend. She said it last year.
Poll time! The results were this: The Heir of Slytherin said Tonks or Tom Riddle (not Voldemort though). dew_drops said Fred/George, maybe the Marauders or Aberforth (aka, a lot of people). little ravenpuff said, Crookshanks. RavenPaw said Gred and Forge. Oops, I meant Fred and George. That's all the results. So, Fred and George win! I would say Fred and George too.
The poll question for the next two chapters is this: If you could make a non-canon ship canon, which one would it be, and which canon ship would it replace. For example (not what I would do) replace Hinny with Charry (I wouldn't do that).
Peace out! ☮️
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