A/N: If this chapter gets more than 5 reviews, I will continue it. If not, RIP story. Note: Midnight is me because my username is Midnight_Slytherin.
Midnight: Hello humans!
Ginny: Nice name!
Neville: Nice to meet you!
Ron: Who the bloody hell are you?
Midnight: Well, aren't you a bitch.
George: See Ron, we aren't the only people who that that.
Ginny: Trying to be nice, who are you?
Midnight: Thank you, Ginny, for those kind words, I'm looking at you, Ronald.
Everyone except Ron: Laughing
Ron: Shut up.
Midnight: Nope, anyway, to answer your question Ginny, I am Midnight_Slytherin. I am a muggle-born Slytherin, my Patronus is a black swan and my wand is an alder wand with a unicorn tail hair. I am a fanfiction writer and reader on HPFF. Check out my stories Polyjuice and Truth. My favorite author here is dew_drops. Any other questions?
Draco: I have one. How are you in Slytherin if you're a mudblood?
Ginny: Shut up, Ferret.
Midnight: I am a Slytherin because I am very ambitious. Now if you don't mind, I would like it if you shut up.
Hermione: You said you're an author right?
Midnight: Yes, I'm an author, well, kinda. I only write fanfiction on HPFF.
Harry: What does HPFF stand for?
Midnight: Harry Potter Fan Fiction
Harry: I have a website?
Midnight: Yes you do. And, a lot of people love the series.
Luna: Do they like nargles?
Midnight: Well, I know that one writer on HPFF has the name baby nargles so I'm guessing yes.
Fred: What kind of romances are on here?
Midnight: Well, there are a lot of ships that people like and don't like.
Hermione: What do you dislike?
Midnight: Sorry if I offend any of you guys, but I hate Ron/Hermione, Fred or George/Angelina, Hermione/Viktor, Harry/Cho, Harry/Ginny, and Ron/Lavender.
Neville: I agree with all of them.
Geroge: So do I. What ships do you like?
Midnight: Um, well, I like ships involving you guys. So, please don't kill me.
Harry: We won't. Curiosity is killing me.
Midnight: Well, I ship Fred/Hermione, George/Luna, Harry/Parvati Patil, and Hermione/Draco.
Hermione: Personally, I'm fine with George/Luna and Harry/Parvati. Me and Fred? Ok then. Me and Malfoy. No.
Luna: Well, Fred will ask Hermione on a date in a month and Hermione will say yes and they will start dating. George will also do the same for me. Parvati already likes Harry.
Ginny: How do you know?
Luna: I'm good at Divination. Hermione, don't scoff.
Draco: Heard my name a few times.
Midnight: Nothing, just listing my ships.
Draco: Which are?
Midnight: Um, Geroge/Luna, Harry/Parvati-
Draco: I don't care about that shit. Why did my name come up?
Midnight: Well, I shipped you with someone here. And they said no.
Midnight: Um, Hermione.
Draco: No, I would rather be with Ginny.
Draco: I-I mean... Pansy!
Ron: No, you said Ginny.
Midnight: Another ship has sailed!
Ginny: I'm in shock.
Hermione: Aren't we all?
Midnight: trying to divert this conversation, what do you guys about me bringing other people on here.
Everyone else except Ron and Draco: YES!
Midnight: Okay. Hi readers, if you would like to be featured on this fic (if it continues), please write it in a review.
Hermione: Who are you talking to?
Midnight: My readers. Someone will read everything we are saying and they have the option of reviewing what they think about it.
Hermione: So, someone is reading this right now?
Hermione: Hello to the reader.
You (insert name here): Hi Hermione!
Hermione: Oh my god, it's true.
Midnight: So, if you want more people to continue reading our conversations, ask them to review.
Hermione: Please review, it's fun talking to people who I don't know.
Midnight: So, if you want to make Hermione happy, please review. If I get 5 or more reviews, I will continue it. If not, I will leave it as a one-shot.
Everyone except Draco and Ron: Bye!
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