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A/N: Sorry, I'm not a trusted author yet so these things may take awhile to get up! It all depends on the validation times. I hope you're not angry for me taking so long! Spare me! *hides behind chair* Anyway, here's the new chapter, hope it makes it up to you!


“Did the mighty James Potter fall down?” Harry heard a voice say above him.

Wha-? James Potter?

“Here,” said the voice, helping him up.“Now, will I have to kiss your boo boos?” it giggled.

Ok, this was either a girl, or an extremely scary boy. Hopefully the first.

“Uh, no, I'm alright.” he said, getting up and brushing himself off. Whew. Girl.

“Ok, well you should probably be getting to your dormitories to meet with-erm-what do you call him...Paddedleg?”

“What, a football player?”

She sighed.

“Oh, right, I'll just...uh...go!” Harry said, sprinting up the stairs.

As soon as Harry opened the door, he thought his mind exploded.

There, sitting on their beds, were James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.

There was a silence in the room so thick that no one seemed to be breathing. Sirius was the first to react by laughing his head off.

“Nice Prongs! You cloned yourself! Now Evans will be out of her mind! Mimico Sonorus Lily Evans.” he said, pointing his wand at his throat and imitating Lily.

“Shut up Potter!” he said pretending to look fierce.“I'd rather date the giant squid than you! You're no better Potter the second! You have just as big as an ego! I hate your guts! Go snog a banshee! ARG!!”

Remus and Peter looked amused as Sirius said the counter curse and James just glared at him.

“Sirius I do not have a clone, I don't even know who this guy is, where he came from, why he looks like me, or what he's doing here!”

Harry gulped.

“My name is Harry Potter, apparently I seem to have traveled through time, and I am your son.”

A long pause.

“ offense, but are you high?”

“NO! Look, I know it seems odd, but I am your son! I mean, look at me!” Exclaimed Harry, gesturing wildly to himself.

He looked Harry up and down.

“Point taken.” James said nodding.“But we'll need to take you to Dumbledore.”

“Good idea!” responded Harry.“He'll know what to do!”

“Ah, but not until the morning!” said Sirius.“What if he puts you in the sixth years dorm? We won't be able to hang out thats what. So I say that we have a little fun first.”

“Actually, I'm in fifth year.” Harry pointed out.

James turned to Harry.

“Just so you know that is about the deepest thing that Padfoot has ever said. Nor will he probably ever say anything deeper.”


“Just telling it as it is mate.” said James, shrugging his shoulders.

“Fine, but now I get to tell it as it is.” smirked Sirius.“You wouldn't believe the prank we pulled yesterday, not our best work but it was hilarious!”He said, turning to Harry“But then Prongs had to go and ruin it somewhat by making it not effect the teachers or Lily. I mean Seriously! You wouldn't believe how fun it is to infuriate her!”

“Yeah.” said James reminiscently.“I bet tons of people are still walking around Hogwarts with food stuck to them trying to figure out how to get the stuff off.”

“Yeah, sept Lily.” replied Sirius, throwing a glare at him.

“Yes.” said James proudly.“Couldn't hurt my beloved flower on the first day of school could I?”

Harry laughed.


“Well, yeah, I mean-”

James blinked.

He looked at Harry in the eyes and he looked like he was viewing him in a whole new light.

“Padfoot,” he said, never taking his eyes off Harry's.“Look into Harry's eyes and tell me who's eyes they are.”

Sirius did so, then gasped with realization.

“Lily Evans!”

“I KNEW IT!!!!!” exclaimed James shouting at the top of his lungs and launching himself into the air. It was quite like Scooby-Doo after being given a houseful of scooby snacks. Or crazy custards.

Harry was then forced to see the scariest thing he had ever seen, including Voldemort's face:

His own father do the happiest, and yet scariest and insanest(is that even a word?), happy dance across the boys dormitory. And to make matters even worse, he was singing.

Merlin save us all.



A/N: Okay, I know this chapter is short, pretty much has no meaning, and is extremely choppy, but I decided I wanted to make a funny intro to the marauders. Plus this is comic relief for the seriousness of the first chapter. Even though most of the humor I put in here isn't funny anyways...ah well.

Hope you liked the new chapter!

P.S.- I'm so sorry this chapter is short! The next one will be longer I promise! 


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