Harry- Aunt Peatunia!!!!!!!!!!! I don\'t want to take piano leesons!!!! Aunt- It\'s piano lessons, speak some english boy!!!! Harry- Oh, I will speak some english *jumps on Aunt Peatunia and strangles her* Uncle Vermon- Get off her Hairy!!!!! Harry- It\'s Harry!!!!!!!! H-A-R-R-Y!!!!!!!!!! Ron- Hey Hairy! *Walks away* Harry- ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aunt- calm down Hairy! Harry- Shut up you bloody muggles!!!!!!!!!!! Aunt Peatunia- *Gasped* *faints* Uncle Vermon- Hairy, your grounded and for punishment you\'ll get 2 years of piano leesons!!!!!!! Hairy- It\'s lessons, and learn some english!!!!!! Uncle- RRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Dudley- Hairy has girly piano leesons!!!!! Haahahahahahahaahaha Aunt Peatunia-*Recovers* You are going to piano lessons, too! Dudley- nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Harry- What\'s your problem??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Aunt- Enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hairy- Sorry Aunt Pea.................. Aunt Pea- I am not Aunt Pea!!!!!!!!!! I\'m Aunt Pea\'tunia\'!!!!!!!!!!! Hairy- Sorry Aunt Tunia......... Aunt Pea- Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! *leaves room* Dudley- RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I hate you Hairy!!!!!!!!!!!! Harry- I hate you more!!!!!!!! And it\'s Harry no Hairy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dudley- I do!!!!!!! Hairy- I do!!!!!!!!!! Dudley- I DO!!!!!!!!!! Harry- I DON\'T!!!!!!!! Dudley- I DON\'T!!!!!!!!!!!! Harry- I don\'t!!!!!!!! Dudley- I don\'t and you do and that\'s final!!!!!!!!!!! Hairy- Okay, and remember, it was your idea!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Uncle- Shut up!!!!!!!!! Harry and Dudley- Yes, Sir!!!!!!!!!!! *Stands up stait like soliers* Uncle- Me stupid *Stupid look* Harry- Lets\' party til we drop!!!!!!!!!! Dudley- Yauy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They party til they drop!!!!!!!!!!!!

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