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    Draco is waiting rather impatiently by the phone (hanging on the wall) , for Hermionie to hurry up in the shower. They need to set the Answering machine before they go on a summer holiday to Italy!

    Draco: *shouting, because Hermionies in the shower upstairs* Granger - I mean Mione - hurrry up! We need to set the... *looks at the phone with a questioning look* ..phone thingy before we leave for Italy!
    Hermione: *yelling back* I'll be down in just a tic! I'm just washing my hair. Be patient!

    *10 minutes later ...*

    Take One:

    Hermione: Hello, you have reached the Malfoy residence. We are not her to take your  call -
    Draco: - so buggar off and calll us back when we can be bothered to pick up the phone.
    Hermione: *Irratated* Draco!
    Draco: *immataing Hermione's tone* What?!

    Take Two:

    Draco: Hello, you have reached the Malfoy residence. The reason we cannot take your call at the moment is because we're either on holiday or we're in a book shop, we hate you or we're shagging, so -
    Hermione:*quickly* Next!

    Take three:

    : *through gritted teeth* Hello, you have reached the Malfoy Residence. As we have not picked up the phone -
    Draco: - and it's obious we're not going to, go and do something useful like buggering off!
    Hermione: * angry and in a mood* DRACO BLOODY MALFOY! DO IT PROPERLY FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!
    Draco: *in a small voice* Next!

    *Hermione storms out in a rage and runs into the kitchen slamming the door behind her*

    *10 minutes later...*

    *Draco finally pursuaded Hermione to come out the kitchen, and give him one more chance!*

    Take four:

    *in a huff. Mouths 'behave or else' to Draco!*  Hello,  you have reached the malfoy residence. We are not at home -
    Draco: - either that or we're shagging or shopping for books... -
    Hermione: *Ignore's Draco with a scowl fixed upon her face* - so please leave a message, or buggar off, and call back later. Bye! *slams phone down on its hook but it misses so it dangles off the end off it's cord... The message record's on...) Hell! Thank god thats over!
    Draco: *admiringly* That's my girl!
    Hermione: Fancy a shag then?
    Draco: Dear god Granger... ! Well, if your offering...

    *They start to kiss, Draco lifts hermione up and she wraps her legs around his body. They both head up stairs...*

    *ring ring. ring ring*

    Answering machine: Hello? This is Harry calling. What do you mean by 'fancy a shag' Hermione? Bye.

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    x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x Thanks to Jenni (IIM) for this story  x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

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