“Come on, Hermione! We’re going to miss the train!” 16-year-old Draco Malfoy called to his Best Friend, Hermione Granger, through her bedroom door. 

You might be thinking ‘Why the hell is Draco Malfoy Best Friends with Hermione Granger?’ well, the answer is… she isn’t a Muggleborn. Or a Gryffindor. She’s a Slytherin, best friends with Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini and Pansy Parkinson. She has a scar in the shape of a crescent moon on her forehead where her parents were hunted by Voldermort, and killed, when she was a year old. 

She, however, killed Voldermort by repelling his Killing Curse, from the love of her mother and father. Since then, she’s been living at the Malfoys, with their son, Draco Malfoy, and became best friends with Blaise and Pansy when they were 4. 

Since then, they’ve been inseparable, and became the prankster group Hogwarts has feared, since the Marauders, who Hermione’s father, James Granger, Draco’s father, Lucius Malfoy, Blaise’s father, Remus Zabini, and Pansy’s father, Peter Parkinson, were members of. (SMI: I’m changing the story a bit to suit my story. If you hate it, tough! =p)

“Just a second! I wanna change my hair colour!” Hermione called back. Did I mention that they were all animagi, metamorphmagi, shape-shifters, elementals and the most sought out band ever? No? Well, you do now! Hermione changed her hair from a deep chestnut brown to a deep raven black. 

Her hair was cut from really long to shoulder length and layered. Her eyes that were once a chocolate brown changed to a deep purple. All in all, her new look complimented her hourglass figure. 

Dragging her 4 trunks full of clothes to her bedroom door, she opened the door to see her Best Friend standing there, long, blond hair falling over his pale face, causing his ice blue eyes to stand out.

“Great, now, come on before there’s no more room in the train.”

“OK, ok, ok, hey, Moony, can you take my trunks? They’re a bit too heavy!” Hermione asked Draco sheepishly, calling him his nickname they called each other, according to their favourite animagus form. 

Draco is a white wolf, causing him to be called Moony. Blaise is a shaggy dog, there for he is called Paws. Pansy is a fox, resulting her in being called Sly. And Hermione is a… well-

“Phoenix!” loads of people looked into the sky and saw a red and gold phoenix soaring toward the Hogwarts Express, with a white wolf, a black, shaggy dog, and an orange-y red fox running after her, but below her. Laughter was heard from the compartment the four animals hid in.

“That was great, Flame!” Pansy Parkinson exclaimed to her Best Friend as the 4 teenagers morphed back into their own bodies. Draco and Blaise agreed with her through their laughs.

“Well, you know how I do!” the compartment door opened to Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Ginny Weasley, top enemies of the Shifters, and number 1 target when it comes to pranks. As you can tell, the Shifters are Hermione, Pansy, Draco and Blaise.

“Yes, we know how you do, you suck! You’re nothing but a bitch!” Ginny Weasley exclaimed whilst harry and Ron laughed at her comment.

“Awww... are you ok, weaselette? Are your lap dogs not giving you enough leg? Poor, poor you!” Hermione said in her best sympathetic voice. “Not. I don’t know why people would give you leg. But I have heard that girls give you leg, as well as boys. Is that true?”

“Of course it is! I’m surprised she hasn’t impregnated herself by one of those stupid men that fall at her feet.” Pansy exclaimed, with Draco and Blaise’s laughter almost drowning her comment out. In frustration, the Trio left the compartment with Hermione waving merrily from outside the compartment, saying

“Goodbye, my lovely Griffin-dorks! Oh, Weaselette, good luck trying to find more leg!” Hermione sat down next to Pansy again, with Draco facing her. “My god that was fun. So… what are we going to do to open our 6th year with a bang?”

“Well… I was thinking…” pansy said, and soon, the Shifters were immersed in planning their welcome back gift to the school, and most importantly, ‘Sevvy’, their Head of Year.

Hogwarts, Great Hall. Feast in Progress!

“Ready?” Hermione asked her friends as the school was too busy eating to pay attention to anyone or anything else.


“I think so… but, what if it fails?!” Pansy asked, worrying a lot.

“It won’t fail, its fool proof! Now, after 3. One, Two… THREE!” as soon as the last word left her mouth, the whole school stopped what they were doing and looked towards the Gryffindor table, where Weaselette stood up on her chair.

“I think Slytherins rock. They are right, I do get a piece of leg at every chance I get.” Blushing from anger and embarrassment, Ginny sat down, trying to ignore the whispers that were passed round the hall. Next, Harry Stood up.

“I’m just a stupid, dumb, thick Mudblood that doesn’t know if Ginny is a woman or a man.” Harry did the same as Ginny, and Ron was the last victim… for now.

“I’m gay and im scared to tell everyone that I’ve shagged my sister more that 10 times because no-one else in the school is gay.” Hermione stood, and the school looked at her, wondering if she was going to embarrass herself like the Trio had.

“No, I’m not going to embarrass myself! That was a drink I made myself that causes someone to reveal their deep secrets, or the truth, after a secret word was yelled.” Draco, Blaise and Pansy stood next to Hermione as she said this, and a very red Professor Snape stood from his chair, shaking.

“Miss. Parkinson, Mr. Malfoy, Mr. Zabini-”

“What about me, Sev? Poor, little old Maya?” Hermione put on a puppy dog look and pouted, making all of the boys in the hall drool at her. Pansy put on the same look, and put her arm round Hermione as she ‘cried’ into her shoulder.

“You’re very mean, Sev, to not include Maya in this brilliant prank.” She, too, ‘cried’, but into Blaise’s shoulder, and Blaise ‘cried’ into Draco’s shoulder, who had a look on his face that resembled a puppy bulldog, causing all of the girls swoon at him. The hall looked between the fuming Snape and the ‘crying’ Shifters’.

“You know what I need to do to make these girls happy again-” Draco began but was cut off by Hermione

“GIRLS?! GIRLS?! We are not just girls! We are fine, sexy, gorgeous Women that love you to bits, isn’t that right, Pansy?”

“Of course. Have you not looked at us lately?”

“Pansy…” Hermione started suddenly

“Yes, Maya?”

“Did we say Blaise was a girl too?”

“I don’t remember, I was about to do this-” and Pansy began snogging Blaise. Draco looked at Hermione who was looking at him, and they too began snogging.

“Eww! Granger’s that desperate she’d snog Malfoy!” Ginny exclaimed, causing the couples to stop what they were doing.

“Excuse me?! Every guy you’ve shagged is always the guy that I shag first. You’re just a rebound!” Hermione exclaimed, causing all of the guys to look down in shame, apart from Harry, Ron, Draco and Blaise. “And, I’m not desperate, unlike you! I bet the last 15 people you’ve shagged was only your brother!” and their blush, Hermione looked successful, “right, now that’s settled-”

“You don’t even have a brother! At least I have siblings, even though they are older than me.” Ginny exclaimed, causing the Shifters to get angry, Hermione more.

“YEAH, WEL AT LEAST YOU STILL HAVE YOUR PARENTS! I LOST MINE AT THE AGE OF 1 FROM VOLDERMORT, BECAUSE I’M REALL Y POWERFUL! AND I DON’T CARE ABOUT SIBLINGS, BECAUSE I HAVE THE CLOSEST THING TO A FAMILY AT HOME! Hogwarts is just a place where I can be happy without my parents being brought up. BUT YOU DID! SO YOU BETTER HAVE MERCY!” Hermione began crying for real, and ran as fast as lightening out of the Great Hall and down to the lake. 

It began raining and hailing whilst Thunder and lightening adjourned the sky. Hermione screamed, causing the weather to get worse, and trees began falling down and catching fire, due to the wind and rain.

“I WISH I HAD MY PARENTS BACK! I WISH I HAVE SOMEONE TO CARE FOR ME… I wish I was loved…” Hermione whispered before falling asleep and falling into the Lake.

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