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AN: Oh my gosh I love you guys! I love you for loving this story. You know originally she wasn't going to be this immature...but then the pink boots kicked in, and then the lollys, and the cupcake mission didn't help much...but anyway I hope you love this chapter, it was so fun to write, and I think it is longer then the other ones...oh and I'm sorry that the chapters are so short, but they are short and sweetly funny! Oh and same old same old I only own Wakanda...she is my love right now...cause she is sweet!

Me and the boys, and even Lily were sitting outside on one of the last warm days of the season. I think Lily was here because I drug her...but she could've jinxed me of something...but whatev. I was picking at the grass splitting each strand into two then threes then fours...and that just about ended it there. I was on about my well I lost count, but my whole lap was full of the shards, finally Sirius got tired of me doing that and took the one that I was plucking right out of my hand.

"Hey!" I said looking at him. "That was Fredrick you just killed without me..."

"You are so demented..." Sirius said simply. "You name them then you split them multiple time...a slow torturous death."

"It took you how long to come up with that little speech?"

"Well about on your fiftieth one I though you needed to be redirected..." He said throwing Fredrick at me.

"FREDRICK NO...you realize that you just sent Fredrick to grassy hell...because you didn't kill him properly?" I questioned him.

"I'll send you to grassy hell..." Sirius mumbled.

"You wouldn't dare...anyway why are you all pms-y?" I asked him. "I have some Midol...you want some?"

"Ew...no..."

"Good cause I wasn't going to share with you anyway."

"Good."

"Fine..."

"You two shutup.." Remus told me.

"No you shutup..." I told him.

"I wasn't even talking..." Remus replied to me.

"Yeah you were...I could hear your negative thoughts..."

"Yeah? Then what were they?"

"How so much you want Wakanda in bed..." I said simply. "Which mind you won't happen..."

The other people sniggered, well all but Lily.

"Not even close..." Remus said simply.

"Grr..." I said shaking my head in a quick motion and concentrating.

"What are you doing?" Peter asked me.

"Trying to set Remey on fire...duh..." I said looking at him.

"Well...you look constipated..." Peter told me.

"Yeah well your fat..." Very witty I know.

"No I'm not, I'm average, your just tiny..."

"Yeah cause big boobs and a big butt just signify the most tiniest person..." I said sarcastically.

"I have bigger boobs then you!" Sirius said challenging me.

"I know love I know..." I said patting his chest affectionately.

"Hey careful they are tender!"

"Mmk...I'm sorry..." I said picking another piece of grass. Only to have it snatched out of my hand again. "NO SIRIUS Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr.! ect." I shrieked reaching out to it.

"You've been killing pieces of grass names after me?" Sirius asked in disbelief.

"After all of you! Duh!" I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. I then tackled Sirius trying to get Sirius Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. ect. back from him but he kicked me off causing me to roll towards the lake, which thankfully I stopped right before I reached it. I stood up again and looked around trying to figure out where I was...where are my meds?

"Over here Wakanda..." Lilly called towards me. She is like the only student that calls me that.

"Hmm Lil?" I asked walking up to her.

"Do you know how to do Cartwheels?" I asked her.

"Er yeah...who doesn't?" She asked me looking at me with a curious expression.

"US!" The four boys yelled.

"Exactly...I promised them like in our first year to teach them how to do one..." I said smiling remembering that promise.

"Really? That was like seven years ago..." Lily said standing up and pulling down her bunched up pants somewhat.

"Yeah...I was going to teach them then...but I had broken my arm...thanks to Sirius..." I said glaring at him who looked like he didn't know what I was talking about.

"I don't know what you are talking about..." He said standing up.

"Grr..." I said once again taking out a green lolly. "Ok who wants to learn how to cartwheel?" I said joyfully taking off and doing a few cartwheels then a one handed one.

"ME!" The four boys screamed.

"Ok!" I said brightly dragging Lilly to the front of the lined up boys, I had taught them how to line up. "Now you take a hand and raise it above your head then with as much force as you can you throw it to the ground and swing your legs over and your other hand then touch to the ground..."

"You suck at teaching..." James mumbled at me.

"SHUT IT! You first James! GO GO GO GO GO!" I said starting to clap my hands and making him jump in surprise he quickly ran off to try to do it...but his hand gave out and made him fall on his head. "Lily...go try to teach him please..." I said sweetly to her.

"Ow that looked like it hurt..." She mumbled.

"Well his head isn't as cushiony as it use to be...so I reckon it did..." I said smiling proudly. "Ok Peter...up front and center..." Peter hastened to do so.

"No what do I do again?" He asked.

"Something that doesn't involve copying James..." I said simply showing it to him again. He nodded and tried it but his feet only going half way up and bending. "KEEP YOUR FEET STRAIT!"

"I'M TRYING!" He yelled back at me.

"Go to your corner..." I said pointing to a tree.

"No I don't want to..." He told me.

"DO IT!" I said pushing him towards there. "REMUS!"

"Bloody hell..." Remus mumbled walking up towards me. He tried it but failed, well kinda. He got his feet up and strait then stopped right in the middle, where he then proceeded to fall flat on his back, have his wind knocked out of him. He staying like that for a few moments before rolling over and groaning.

"SIRIUS Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. KILLER YOUR TURN!" I yelled. Sirius quickly ran up and tried to do one, only to manage to do it...wow didn't see that coming. "Good job killer, but next time try not to spread your legs to much, I don't like your package..."


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