Sirius- *after his second butterbeer…* I wonder what happens now

The Marauders and the Harry Potter Books

By: Jenna Blake

Disclaimer: Sirius, James, Remus, and Peter. I don’t own them or any other Harry Potter character. I don’t own the book, ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone,’ I don’t own anything related to Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien, and I don’t own the plot!

A/N Thanks to all for reviewing! Keep the review coming and I’ll keep posting! Here comes chapter 4. Sorry that I’m taking so long to get through the first chapter of SS! I promise it’s done after this chapter… or the next one… Enjoy!

The Marauders and the Harry Potter Books

Chapter 4- ‘The Boy Who Lived’ Part 3

Sirius, James, and Remus are celebrating something… what I don’t recall… Peter is… well, I don’t know where he is, but we’ll find out.

Sirius- *after his second butterbeer…* I wonder what happens now?

James- Let’s read on!

Remus- James, You read…

James- Okay… where were we?

Sirius- Dumbledore did something glumly…

James- Here it is! " ‘It’s- it’s ~true~?’ faltered Professor McGonagall. ‘After all he’s done… all the people he’s killed… he couldn’t kill a little boy? It’s just astounding… of all the things to stop him… but how in the name of heaven did Harry survive?’"

Sirius- Just what I would like to know…

Remus- Sirius, please don’t be Captain Obvious.

James- Please don’t interrupt the soon-to-be-dead man. " ‘We can only guess,’ said Dumbledore. ‘We may never know.’

Professor McGonagall pulled out a lace handkerchief and dabbed at her eyes beneath her spectacles. Dumbledore gave a great sniff as he took a golden watch from his pocket and examined it. It was a very odd watch. It had twelve hands but no numbers; instead, little planets were moving around the edge. It must have made sense to Dumbledore, though, because he put it back in his pocket and said, ‘Hagrid’s late. I suppose it was he who told you I’d be here, by the way?’"

Sirius- Why is he there?

Remus- If we let James read on, maybe we’ll find out.

James- Thank you, captain Obvious!

Remus- Hey!

Sirius- Now the tables have turned!

Remus- Just read, James, just read…

James- Okey-day, " ‘Yes,’ said Professor McGonagall. ‘And I don’t suppose you’re going to tell me ~why~ you’re here, of all places?’" Just what we’d like to know!

Peter- Know what?

James- Hey Peter… PETER!!!

Remus- You’re okay!?

Peter- Yeah, it take more than dropping me from ten-floors up to get rid of me!

James- Great…

Sirius- Guess what! The cat’s Dumbledore and the weird guy’s McGonagall!

Peter- We were way off…

Sirius- Opps! It’s the other way around! The cat’s McGonagall and the weirdo is Dumbledore!

Peter- Can I have a turn reading?

James- *impersonating Gollum from ‘The Lord of the Rings’* No!!! It’s mine!!! You can’t have The Precious!

Peter- Never mind…

Sirius- *grabs a long blond hair wig that magically appears and puts it on. He then grabs his bow and arrows which also magically appear.* *Imitating Legolas from ‘The Lord of the Rings’* Back to the pit that spawned you!!! *shoots Peter with an arrow*

Peter- NOOO!!! *Unfortunately he’s to fat and doesn’t die*

Sirius- That’s what You think… The arrows have poison on the tips!

The nice people in white jackets rush Peter to St. Mungos…

Sirius- That should take care of him for a while… *he discards the Legolas stuff*

James- Thank you, now I can continue… " "I’ve come to bring Harry to his aunt and uncle. They’re the only family he has left now.’" WHAT!!!

Sirius- That means that you’re mum and dad are going to die, all of you cousins… does that mean Linda’s going to die?

Remus- The Potter family is going to become exstint!

James- It’s not fair!!! We’re pureblood!!! We’re careful not to get involved in other people’s business, why do we have to die out?

Sirius- Maybe because you’re family could take out Voldie?

Remus- Nice nickname…

Sirius- Thank you!

James- Hey… I’ll ask mum later… " ‘You don’t mean- you ~can’t~ mean the people who live ~here~?’ cried Professor McGonagall, jumping to her feet and pionting at number four." I’ll leave in my will, ‘If I, James Potter am killed by an evil lord of death and destruction, my son Harry goes to live with either Sirius Black or Remus Lupin, because only they can protect him from danger!’


Remus- What about the fact that I’m a werewolf and that Sirius is… well, he’s got mental problems.

Sirius- I do not!

Remus- Do to!

Sirius- Do not!

Remus- Do to!

Sirius- Do not!

Remus- Do to!

Sirius- Do not!

Remus- Do to!

Sirius- Do not!

Remus- Do to!

Sirius- Do not!

James Both of you will have problems if you don’t shut-up! Anyway, don’t we want to find out why my famliy has been wiped out…

Remus- Not really…

Sirius- No…

James- Fine! *throws the book in the blackhole under his bed* We won’t read any more!

Sirius- Fine!

Remus- Fine!

Peter- (in form a Howler) This won’t last long…


A/N: Sorry it’s so short, but it’s like 12am and I didn’t sleep last night either, so I’m going to go to bed since my creativity quit on me, but I'm working like crazy since a little bird told me that he/she missed my posting this fic! I’ll post again soon… REVIEW!

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