Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognize! If I did I would be ruler of the world …..or J.K. Rowling…..or both! *smiles at the thought ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ “Whoa” said Sirius. Kerrie had on a black , leather micro mini skirt, a ripped off black tank top half shirt, a black hat, black leather boots that went up to almost her knees, lots of dark eye make-up, and deep red lipstick. She had her platinum blond hair pulled back very tightly to the top of her head. This was surprising because Kerrie was a good girl! She only partied five times a week, and only until one in the morning! She only dated 4 guys a week, and though she cursed, she always had her homework done fifteen minutes before class! So as you can imagine everyone was surprised by Good Little Kerrie’s costume! But enough about her, let us go visit our favorite little troublemakers! (Drum roll please!) The Marauders! “I think I’ll go ask her!” said James suddenly. He walked dreamily over to where Lily was leaving to go trick-or-treating with everyone else. “EVENS!!” He yelled behind her. She jumped a mile. “What Potter?!!” she said impatiently. “I, err, was wondering, um, well, what, umm, is your favorite, um, kind of cheese?” he said stumbling over his words. She just looked at him for a moment. Then she burst out laughing. Whipping tears from her eyes, she said “Oh God! I just got asked what kind of cheese I like by a big chicken! Oh, wow! I never thought that would happen! You never cease to amaze me Potter!” Embarrassed and blushing, James wandered back to Sirius, Remus, and Peter. After Sirius was done laughing at him they swore not to mention the incident again. When trick-or-treating was done, most Gryffindors migrated to the common room where they were looking at, and trading what candy they had. Then the Marauders entered, with a bewitched Snape behind them, who was hauling five heaping bags of candy. Everyone erupted with laughter, partly because….well, it was Snape! And partly because he was sill in his costume of a roll of toilet paper. Then Lily came charging, looking steaming mad. “Let him go Potter! You evil, big headed, weasel butted, super hero undies wearing…” ‘How does she know I wear super hero undies?’ thought James. “…snot nosed, pratish, son of a-“ that was when James kissed her, at first she did nothing, but then she started laughing, right into his mouth! “OKAY! WHAT?!! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING??!!!” yelled James. “Well I just thought about how I was kissing a giant CHICKEN!!!!” She said nearly collapsing in giggles. Later that night Lily was talking to Colleen about toothbrushes and rainbows when it dawned on her: she hadn’t seen Kerrie since before trick-or-treating! So she went to look for her. First in her usual spots: the seventh sink in the upstairs girl’s loo, outside by the Black Lake, and in the bath tub. When she didn’t find her in any of those places, she looked in the common room where she found her!! To her surprise it was smashed into one armchair with Sirius, who was snogging her senseless! At that Lily got upset and yelled “NO FAIR!!”, went and shoved Kerrie off of Sirius, and started snogging the life out of HIM!!! Later when Sirius, being stupid, told James that he had snogged Lily, James turned an ugly shade of purple, and started hurling oranges at him, which he produced out of thin air! However Sirius was ready to defend himself and got out his weasel bag of plenty, a frumpy old bag that when you opened it, it would spout weasels at the person you were thinking of, in this case James. The supply never ends! When they were both tired of fighting Sirius said “James, mate, you can have Lily!” “Ahh! So you surrender!” said James cockily. “No, I didn’t want her in the first place! I just wanted some one to snog! I didn’t care who, just someone!!” “Then why did you fight me for her?” inquired James. “Honestly, Prongs! I thought you of all people would know I just can’t turn down a good fight!” All was forgiven and James helped Sirius pick up the weasels and oranges and put the weasels in the bag and the oranges in James’ pants. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A/N: Well there you go! The third chapter! How’d ya like it? Don’t tell me now! Tell me when you REVIEW!!
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