Percy, Scorpius, Albus, Rose, OC, OtherCanon
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
First Published
2010-05-01 16:17:36
Last Published Chapters
2011-09-15 05:17:11
Last Updated
2013-06-21 05:59:03
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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Art School

Art school? It’s hardly the thing to get angry over. But, if you think that, you obviously haven’t met my dad.

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2 A Dark Room

It was the almost comical enormous glasses that gave him away – I wouldn’t have recognised this Scorpius Malfoy if I’d passed him in the street.

3914 41
3 Hedonism is our Middle Name

‘If you do feel educated and academically motivated in anyway, please let us know so that we can knock it out of you post haste.’

4334 33
4 Al and his Many Elbows

When I’d started Hogwarts, it had taken a week for me to even talk to anyone or do anything apart from stare at my shoes. By the end of my first week at art school, I was already bickering with Obscure Henry and reading Scorpius’ poetry. Which was awful, mind.

3235 28
5 A Sparkly Lettuce

Like Scorpius, they also seemed to have mastered the skin-tight jeans and underfed look, although none of them had quite the impressive fringe that he did.

5492 27
6 The Benefits of a Flashback

The weather got steadily worse, as weather in Britain is wont to do.

4655 23
7 The Shape of the Pear

‘I splinched my fringe,’ he said miserably. ‘I always do that. I don’t even know how I got my licence…’

4447 14
8 Rose has a Human Side

Christmas day is, in the Weasley clan, a day for the family.

5517 12
9 Thus Spoke Scorpius

‘It’s alright, I’ll be fine living with these two. They could do with someone who knows how to make a proper cup of tea.’

6478 18
10 Operation Hippogriff is Go!

I don’t know how talented you really have to be to bring cat vomit to life through the medium of embroidery, but Scorpius obviously had that talent.

5726 17
11 Obscurity is Overrated

It was the best impersonation of a kicked puppy left out in the rain I’d seen him do in all the time I’d known him. And, I tell you, it broke my heart a little bit. Just a tad.

6936 23
12 Plan, Plot, Scheme

Waiting and seeing seemed to be on the agenda that month.

5082 15
13 The Pear-Shaped Iceberg

I couldn’t have been more of a fool if I’d invented a chocolate teapot, announced I was going to sail the Atlantic ocean in a wicker basket and tripped over my own feet in one fell swoop.

5363 27
14 Minimalist Art Party

This was my moment. I needed slow-mo.

5035 30
15 Destination: Gretna Green

My life was definitely going the shape of the orchard.

7088 16
16 In Case of Emergency, Break Things

Karma was coming around to bite me in the backside in a big way.

6576 20
17 Everything is Lovely

The joke in the family often went that Rose had inherited the worst parts of her parents.

3326 20
18 Scrabble Smackdown

'This isn’t the way you treat your best friend.’

3728 15
19 Breakfast Epiphanies

Nobody likes a killjoy, and she was the biggest killer of joys I’d ever known.

4540 14
20 Sunny with a Chance of Showers

He could be the anomaly in my mental filing system. I mean, how romantic does that sound? Ooh, Scorpius, you’re the anomaly in my mental filing system.

4682 16
21 Emotional Wronski Feint

It was a bit of a fly in the ointment. More like an Acromantula in the ointment.

5042 16
22 Metaphor Wrapping Paper

‘Actually, yeah. I think I threw the door wide open. Kicked it open with steel-capped boots. Maybe I just took the door off its hinges, chopped it up and used it for firewood. Maybe the door never existed.’

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