I'm not crazy. Really, I'm not. Okay, fine, I'm completely bonkers. But then, what's to be expected when you have extremely loud and obnoxious cousins, all of whom don't know the meaning of silence
, wonky parents, and an irrational fear of kneazles? Add in best friends who don't know when to shut up, a deal with the stupid, blonde-haired (and bloody gorgeous) devil (a.k.a.—Scorpius Malfoy), and school... Well, it's a miracle I'm still alive, right?