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Penname: slytherhuff

What you'd like to be called: Renée

Your house: Slytherin

Best friend: Ginny/ everyone

Crush: Draco... maybe?

Enemy: Everyone but also no one hahaha

Special things about me: THE TEEN DREAM QUEEN or ya know, bursting randomly into song, cause who DOSENT do that, musicals, being like your annoying older sister hah

Anything You Want to Do In Your Chapter: Just be scary, or kill Harry hahaha, anything honestly 

:)

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Love it! Will put you on the list :)

I CANNOT wait for the next chapter!

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Thanks! Glad you like it!

Lol, that was hilarious! I'm going to include the Ronald video in my HP Conversations!

~Edith

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Glad you liked it!

Please update soon! Looking forward to the next chappie! 

Raven

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Will update soon, promise :)

Looking forward to your updates!

~Edith

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Thank you!

Please update soon! I'm looking forward to it!

-Thestral

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Glad you're enjoying :)

Wat. 
Blaisemione??? 
Wow. Cool chappie!! 
I can't wait for my chappie! :) :D

Raven

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Yas Blaisemione. I thought it was a distant possibility but then I read a fanfic and I'm like yay! Whew, I'm HYPER today. :)
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Me: i am grate at speling and gramer
Hermione: You spelled everything wrong!
Me: Ok, good, you're here. You need to dump Blaise and go date Draco.
Hermione: Why?
Me: Because I said so! And soOoOoOo many people want you to date Draco too. 
Hermione: Well, Blaise only asked me out to tell me how nice Draco is, so I might give him a chance.
Me: SqeEeEeEeE (3 years later) eEeEeEe

Sorry, I really liked this chapter. 
~Edith

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This is HILARIOUS!

Oh my Potter's potter to the maximum potter. Skaco in my chapter...? (Minecraft Skeleton X Draco)

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Yep! And SKACO!!! The genious ship. Wow. I can't even spell genius right. Welp I mean I did that time.

Penname: ICantSeeThestrals22
 

What you'd like to be called: Thestral or 22

 

Your house: Gryfinndor

 

Best Friend: Idk

 

Crush (Optional): Draco (or Cedric but he dead...)

 

Enemy: Cho, Lavender (also dead) Umbridge, Rita

 

Special Things About You (Optional): I LOVE TO SING!!! Also I am weird and I love correcting people and I am a TOTAL FANGIRl about anything hp related. And I ship dramione but i love draco so...

 

Anything You Want To Do In Your Chapter: Oh can I banish Ron to Avengers infinity war so that he will be thanos snapped?

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You are also on the list! MARVEL!  :) :) :)

Penname: TheRavenpuffPoet

 

What you'd like to be called: Kate or TheRavenFox or TRF

 

Your house: Ravenclaw

 

Best Friend: Hailey...(Bunnypuff)

 

Crush (Optional): No one.

 

Enemy: PUN-HATERS!! BOO!! DOWN WITH YOU ALL! IT'S ANARCHY I TELL YOU! ANARCHY!!

 

Special Things About You (Optional): I hate singing. I say potato and random things all the time. Oh also I like to say 'HOLY SMORGESHMBORG' and 'SHEESH KABOB' and 'QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM' a lot.
 


Anything You Want To Do In Your Chapter: Make punny puns until everyone's too punnified to continue punning along with my wonderful puns. 

And be lazy...that kind of stuff.

OoOh! Can we do a karaoke challenge? WhERe I SiNg LiKe ThIs??

Thanks! Bye!

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Great! You are on the list

LOL, Harry's gone O-O

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:) :) :) :) :) :)

Ay! 


ME: I'm gangsta in this chapter!

HERMIONE: BLOODY MERLIN YOU ARE UNDERAGE TO USE THAT PROFANITY-

ME: Someone get a cell phone-

HERMIONE: A CE-!!?!?!??!

RON: On it! *wobbles stupidly finding a cell phone, it's Ron so even him finding a barbie phone would be surprising*

ME: We need to get DaBaby or Drake on here STAT! 

RON: Woah! *finds a telephone with a huge chord*

ME: K Thanks now uh gooo...eat the peas I put on the table!

RON: YAYA! *the grown man trods singing a lullaby to himself*

ME: K! *get's Drake on the phone*

DRAKE: Ay what's up homie I'm locked up with them dibbs scrilla scrappa and I'm about to jump in the tessie to the club. SKRT SKRT!

HERMIONE: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH WHY AREN'T YOU IN PRISON YET-

DRAKE: Oh been there, done that. We was makin a music video with Rihanna. It was a lot of WERK. Best 10 minutes of my life.

HERMIONE:?!!?!??! HUH...We...was!?!??!?! *sighs* This is a shame. Shame shame SHAME! I am constantly being tortured and broken apart by you BAD MOUTHED GOSSIP MONSTER IDIOTIC TRAINWRECK RUN OVER A VILLAGER HUMANS! Curse the word influence in the English language!!!

ME: Yeah maybe it's best if we leave her alone for a bit...*cuts the call by biting the phone*

HERMIONE: Wow...that was very mature of you.

ME: Yeah...and this was heroic. *steps on the dead body of Bellatrix with a foot on her chest and whispers to the crew* Psst. Play the Heroes theme! It's always the sound crew, huh!?


~And CUT!~

I love this chapter! I feel so great right now-I hate you Bellatrix you Tonks Murderer!

HAHA! I really liked how you incorporated so many things I liked for example space (Sooo out of this world) and Alaska! (P.S. Having the BEST time ever!!!) 

Thanks so much and be well! 

-GryffinLouWho248

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LOL. Funny. Cindy Lou be VIBIN' hehe...


Alright! I'm reading and filling out the OC form now. Tah-tah!

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LOL!!! 

"I hate you!!!
My girlfriend is Katniss!"
Harry Potter's famous words
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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So glad you liked! New chapter will be out soon! I use exclamations too much!

Penname: Ravenclaw4Ever
What you'd like to be called: Stella 
Your house: Ravenclaw
Best Friend: Luna, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, Neville, Mr. Weasley, Mrs. Weasley, Harry, Fred, and George. Should I go on? 
Crush (Optional): No crush! 
Enemy: UMBRIDGE
Special Things About You (Optional): I am a romantic, I love studying(I know weird) and I lurve to write. Oh and also I love to write. Did I mention that? Lol. 
 Anything You Want To Do In Your Chapter: Hmmm...Torture Umbridge👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿 But anything really.

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Ok, this is wand - erful!

Oh cool! my sis's name is Calliope! :) 
This is really funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Raven

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Glad you liked it! It's also AWESOME that your sister's name is Calliope :)

Me: *Teleports Harry to the world of Divergent* Welp, good luck not staying alive!
Harry: *runs away screaming from Tris and Tobias* 

I love it! Will you be doing OC forms? Update sOoOoOoOn!

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:) :) :) :) Glad you enjoyed!

Harry would not last a SECOND in the Hunger Games hahahaha... on second thought, he could Avada Kevara everyone.  Now that's SCARY.

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I agree :) Thx for reading!!!

OMG. This was hilaaarious!

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Thx so much for the kind words :)

Penname: WaitingForMyHogwartsLetter
What you'd like to be called: Waiting
Your house: Ravenclaw
Best Friend: Ginny, Luna, Hermione, Ron, Harry, McGonagall, FRED, George, Percy, Neville... should I go on?
Enemy: Ferret. Make me call him lots of Ferret-y nicknames.
Special Things About You (Optional): Clutz, Everyone loves making fun of me... I like to read and write, obsessed with Harry Potter.
Anything You Want To Do In Your Chapter: Make fun of Draco, Do... something... to Umbridge, and can I please make Romione happen, without me controlling their minds? PWEASE? *puppy dog eyes*

Thanks! 
~Waiting

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Sure! This sounds great :)

HAHA YES I GOT MY REVENGE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 This made me laugh sooo much!

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Glad you liked it!

Penname: Gryffindor_Princess25

 

What you'd like to be called: Ava

 

Your house: Gryffindor

 

Best Friend: Ginny

 

Crush (Optional): 

 

Enemy: UMBRIDGE, duhh

 

Special Things About You (Optional): I like to be in control, ship dramione

 

Anything You Want To Do In Your Chapter: Make dramione happen!!

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DRAMIONE YAYY!

Penname: Midnight_Slytherin 
 

What you'd like to be called: Edith

 

Your house: Slytherin, but please don't make them hold it against me

 

Best Friend: Fred

 

Crush (Optional): George
 

Enemy: Ronald Weasley

 

Special Things About You (Optional): I am a Dauntless from the Divergent fandom. If you don't know what that is, then, I am way smarter than Hermione when it comes to HP.

 

Anything You Want To Do In Your Chapter: Crucio Ronald. And date George.

Thanks!

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This is perfect! Yas Crucio Ron! I don't know Divergent but my friends do so I will ask :)

Here's my form :) 

Penname: Ravenclaw Girl 

 

What you'd like to be called: Olive 

 

Your house: Ravenclaw

 

Best Friend: Hermione, Harry, Ginny, Luna, Fred and George 

 

Crush (Optional): none 

 

Enemy: UMBRIDGE 

 

Special Things About You (Optional): I love to read I love HP, I play soccer, read HPFF, and hang out with friends. 
 

Anything You Want To Do In Your Chapter: 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ Anything really :)

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Great, you are first on my list so your chapter will (hopefully) be up tomorrow :)

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