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The Ravenclaw Cafe by Fiona Sailman

Format: Short story collection
Chapters: 4
Word Count: 733
Status: WIP

Rating: 12+
Warnings: Spoilers

Genres: General, Humor

First Published: 03/30/2021
Last Chapter: 03/31/2021
Last Updated: 03/31/2021


Welcome, folks, to The Ravenclaw Cafe! Let me explain what this is. 


The Ravenclaw Cafe (or just Cafe if you want to be cool like that) is a place for us all to just chillax. 2020 has been hecka stressful and chockful of anxiety, but AINT NOBODY HERE GONNA SETTLE FOR THAT!


I'll post links to satisfying videos, I'll post memes, I'll do GrApHiCs for yalls (because that's what the world needs: more graphics), I'll do more iNtErViEwS with le harry potter characters, I'll make Kahoot challenges, we can even play things like Among Us once I get a nEW FRICKING COMPUTER THAT'S NOT MY SCHOOL'S AND BLOCKS EVERYTHING ENJOYABLE-


~deep cleansing breath~


The point is, this is a place for us all to take a breather. We can talk, laugh, do whatever. And fyi, it's not just for Ravenclaws. Though if you are, awesome. And, hehe, I love reviews ;)


Enjoy :D

Chapter 1: Welcome to The Ravenclaw Cafe!
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Why hello there! Welcome to The Ravenclaw Cafe! I'm Fiona, and it's so nice to meet you! I'm glad you're here :D I opened this cafe to help anyone that's stressed out or just needs to take a breather. I try to update every day. There's not really one specific thing we do here. It's kind of just a way to have a good time and shake out our nerves. 


So, today I have for you: A KAHOOT CHALLENGE!!! It'll be open until April 26, so you have plenty of time. BUT. Before you decide to accept this challenge, let me warn you: it's 200 QUESTIONS LONG!!! I'm completely serious! If you have the time for that, by all means do it! But this isn't the kind of thing you can do in between classes or something. Here is the link :D


And there you have it! That's kinda it for today. I might post more later today, probably memes or whatever. I really hope you enjoyed this, and, uh, have a great day!   -Your Girl Fiona xoxo





Edit: sooooooooo apparently there are some mistakes on the kahoot qwq I didn't make it, I probably should have looked it over first, that's my fault. I apologize ;-; so uh, yeah. Sorry yallllllllllllllllllllll

Chapter 2: Hello again :)
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Hello! Glad to see you again! Oh, I wanted to apologize about the Kahoot. I didn't look at it before I put it on here, and apparently there were some mistakes. It's not my Kahoot, I didn't make it, but I apologize if you got anything wrong that you shouldn't have. 


Anyways, I collected some Hogwarts founders memes! I always find these the funniest lol. Enjoy :D


Harry Potter: 10 Hysterical Hogwarts Founders' Logic Memes

Harry Potter: 10 Hysterical Hogwarts Founders' Logic Memes

The hogwarts founders canon | Harry potter universal, Harry potter jokes, Harry  potter headcannons

Harry Potter: 10 Hysterical Hogwarts Founders' Logic Memes

Harry Potter: 10 Hysterical Hogwarts Founders' Logic Memes

Discuss Everything About Harry Potter Wiki | Fandom

Hufflepuff and Slytherin Memes Texts (Page 3) -

How It Probably Went Down When the Hogwarts Founders Picked the School  Motto Rowena Ravenclaw Okay So if We're Gonna Build a Castle Here and Start  a School for All the Kids

Harry Potter: 10 Hysterical Hogwarts Founders' Logic Memes

Awkward - Harry Potter memes | Facebook

PotterheadsUnite hogwarts Memes & GIFs - Imgflip

Harry potter memes part 6 | Harry Potter AminooOoOoOOoOO somebody pls write dis

Harry Potter: 10 Hysterical Hogwarts Founders' Logic Memes

XDDDDDDDDD so that's it for now, hope you enjoyed :D bai ^---^

Chapter 3: Welcome back :D
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Hi again! It's Fiona here. Now, I know you've probably seen enough of forms, BUT I have a cool one this time. If you want a chapter, fill out dis form ^---^








Food order (HP or irl): 


What you want to talk about (e.g. art, books, George Weasley, etc.): 


Anything specific you want to say (so like if we were talking about art then like a specific piece): 


Anything else: 



Here would be mine: 



Name: Fiona


House: Ravenclaw


Food order (HP or irl): Grilled cheese, strawberry lemonade, Jelly Slugs


What you want to talk about (e.g. art, books, George Weasley, etc.): AnXiEtY


Anything specific you want to say: idk lol


Anything else: nope .-.




So there ya have it! Le form :D 


And I'll be doing another chappie today too, so, uh, cya :)   -Your Girl Fiona xoxo

Chapter 4: Let's Talk About Anxiety
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Me: Hi-


Anxiety Fiona (AF and yes I know what that means .-.): AAAAAA HOW DID I GET HERE WHAT THE HECK


Me: You're in the Ravenclaw Cafe? We talked about this boi


AF: mmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggggggggh


Me: smh


Waitress: hey yall what would you like


Me: I'll take a BLT, hold the mayonnaise, and a Butterbeer pls ^---^


AF's inner thoughts: okay, don't panic, it's just a restaurant order, it's not a big deal


AF: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Me: .-.


Waitress: .-.


AF: I, uh, grilled cheese, lemonade strawberry, I mean strawberry lemonade, and, uh, Jelly worms, I mean Jelly Slugs, thanks


Waitress: I- ok


AF's inner thoughts: dANG IT


Me: sOoOoOoOo


Me: we're here to talk about AnXiEtY today

AF: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ye


Me: sooooo anything you want to share


AF: uhhhhh


AF: welp uh


AF: this is kinda what I think


(ok so dis part includes talking about God cause I'm a christian but if you're not that's fine you can just skip dis if you want)


AF: it's kinda like God was like


AF: Ok so this girl is okay-ish pretty, pretty enough to get by


AF: she's HiGhLy InTeLLiGeNt


AF: and she's nice to everyone


AF: how can we balance dat out


AF: i KnOw


AF: sEvErE aNxIeTy


AF: separation anxiety aND social anxiety


AF: ooh and mild depression



Me: qwq


AF: so uh ye


Me: I mean like you're me so I kinda knew that already


AF: oh yeah hehe


Waitress: here's your food lol also I heard everything






Me: ok leave pls


AF: ok lol I'm talking my food with me tho


Me: k


AF: bai


Me: bai