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The Ravenclaw Cafe by Fiona Sailman

Format: Short story collection
Chapters: 4
Word Count: 733
Status: WIP

Rating: 12+
Warnings: Spoilers

Genres: General, Humor
Characters:
Pairings:

First Published: 03/30/2021
Last Chapter: 03/31/2021
Last Updated: 03/31/2021

Summary:

Welcome, folks, to The Ravenclaw Cafe! Let me explain what this is. 

 

The Ravenclaw Cafe (or just Cafe if you want to be cool like that) is a place for us all to just chillax. 2020 has been hecka stressful and chockful of anxiety, but AINT NOBODY HERE GONNA SETTLE FOR THAT!

 

I'll post links to satisfying videos, I'll post memes, I'll do GrApHiCs for yalls (because that's what the world needs: more graphics), I'll do more iNtErViEwS with le harry potter characters, I'll make Kahoot challenges, we can even play things like Among Us once I get a nEW FRICKING COMPUTER THAT'S NOT MY SCHOOL'S AND BLOCKS EVERYTHING ENJOYABLE-

 

~deep cleansing breath~

 

The point is, this is a place for us all to take a breather. We can talk, laugh, do whatever. And fyi, it's not just for Ravenclaws. Though if you are, awesome. And, hehe, I love reviews ;)

 

Enjoy :D



Chapter 1: Welcome to The Ravenclaw Cafe!
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Why hello there! Welcome to The Ravenclaw Cafe! I'm Fiona, and it's so nice to meet you! I'm glad you're here :D I opened this cafe to help anyone that's stressed out or just needs to take a breather. I try to update every day. There's not really one specific thing we do here. It's kind of just a way to have a good time and shake out our nerves. 

 

So, today I have for you: A KAHOOT CHALLENGE!!! It'll be open until April 26, so you have plenty of time. BUT. Before you decide to accept this challenge, let me warn you: it's 200 QUESTIONS LONG!!! I'm completely serious! If you have the time for that, by all means do it! But this isn't the kind of thing you can do in between classes or something. Here is the link :D

 

https://kahoot.it/challenge/01677484?challenge-id=c81ba938-5044-4a6a-b6d2-1d119ae04459_1617120702134

 

And there you have it! That's kinda it for today. I might post more later today, probably memes or whatever. I really hope you enjoyed this, and, uh, have a great day!   -Your Girl Fiona xoxo

 

 

 

 

Edit: sooooooooo apparently there are some mistakes on the kahoot qwq I didn't make it, I probably should have looked it over first, that's my fault. I apologize ;-; so uh, yeah. Sorry yallllllllllllllllllllll



Chapter 2: Hello again :)
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Hello! Glad to see you again! Oh, I wanted to apologize about the Kahoot. I didn't look at it before I put it on here, and apparently there were some mistakes. It's not my Kahoot, I didn't make it, but I apologize if you got anything wrong that you shouldn't have. 

 

Anyways, I collected some Hogwarts founders memes! I always find these the funniest lol. Enjoy :D

 

Harry Potter: 10 Hysterical Hogwarts Founders' Logic Memes

Harry Potter: 10 Hysterical Hogwarts Founders' Logic Memes

The hogwarts founders canon | Harry potter universal, Harry potter jokes, Harry  potter headcannons

Harry Potter: 10 Hysterical Hogwarts Founders' Logic Memes

Harry Potter: 10 Hysterical Hogwarts Founders' Logic Memes

Discuss Everything About Harry Potter Wiki | Fandom

Hufflepuff and Slytherin Memes Texts (Page 3) - Line.17QQ.com

How It Probably Went Down When the Hogwarts Founders Picked the School  Motto Rowena Ravenclaw Okay So if We're Gonna Build a Castle Here and Start  a School for All the Kids

Harry Potter: 10 Hysterical Hogwarts Founders' Logic Memes

Awkward - Harry Potter memes | Facebook

PotterheadsUnite hogwarts Memes & GIFs - Imgflip

Harry potter memes part 6 | Harry Potter AminooOoOoOOoOO somebody pls write dis

Harry Potter: 10 Hysterical Hogwarts Founders' Logic Memes

XDDDDDDDDD so that's it for now, hope you enjoyed :D bai ^---^



Chapter 3: Welcome back :D
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Hi again! It's Fiona here. Now, I know you've probably seen enough of forms, BUT I have a cool one this time. If you want a chapter, fill out dis form ^---^

 

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Name: 

 

House: 

 

Food order (HP or irl): 

 

What you want to talk about (e.g. art, books, George Weasley, etc.): 

 

Anything specific you want to say (so like if we were talking about art then like a specific piece): 

 

Anything else: 

 

 

Here would be mine: 

 

 

Name: Fiona

 

House: Ravenclaw

 

Food order (HP or irl): Grilled cheese, strawberry lemonade, Jelly Slugs

 

What you want to talk about (e.g. art, books, George Weasley, etc.): AnXiEtY

 

Anything specific you want to say: idk lol

 

Anything else: nope .-.

 

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So there ya have it! Le form :D 

 

And I'll be doing another chappie today too, so, uh, cya :)   -Your Girl Fiona xoxo



Chapter 4: Let's Talk About Anxiety
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Me: Hi-

 

Anxiety Fiona (AF and yes I know what that means .-.): AAAAAA HOW DID I GET HERE WHAT THE HECK

 

Me: You're in the Ravenclaw Cafe? We talked about this boi

 

AF: mmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggggggggh

 

Me: smh

 

Waitress: hey yall what would you like

 

Me: I'll take a BLT, hold the mayonnaise, and a Butterbeer pls ^---^

 

AF's inner thoughts: okay, don't panic, it's just a restaurant order, it's not a big deal

 

AF: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Me: .-.

 

Waitress: .-.

 

AF: I, uh, grilled cheese, lemonade strawberry, I mean strawberry lemonade, and, uh, Jelly worms, I mean Jelly Slugs, thanks

 

Waitress: I- ok

 

AF's inner thoughts: dANG IT

 

Me: sOoOoOoOo

 

Me: we're here to talk about AnXiEtY today


AF: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ye

 

Me: sooooo anything you want to share

 

AF: uhhhhh

 

AF: welp uh

 

AF: this is kinda what I think

 

(ok so dis part includes talking about God cause I'm a christian but if you're not that's fine you can just skip dis if you want)

 

AF: it's kinda like God was like

 

AF: Ok so this girl is okay-ish pretty, pretty enough to get by

 

AF: she's HiGhLy InTeLLiGeNt

 

AF: and she's nice to everyone

 

AF: how can we balance dat out

 

AF: i KnOw

 

AF: sEvErE aNxIeTy

 

AF: separation anxiety aND social anxiety

 

AF: ooh and mild depression

 

AF: pERFECT
 

Me: qwq

 

AF: so uh ye

 

Me: I mean like you're me so I kinda knew that already

 

AF: oh yeah hehe

 

Waitress: here's your food lol also I heard everything

 

Me: dANG IT

 

AF: dANG IT

 

Me: ok leave pls

 

AF: ok lol I'm talking my food with me tho

 

Me: k

 

AF: bai

 

Me: bai



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