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Interviews by Calliope_Rhea

Format: Short story
Chapters: 7
Word Count: 2,347
Status: WIP

Rating: 12+
Warnings: Contains profanity, Spoilers

Genres: General
Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione
Pairings:

First Published: 01/13/2021
Last Chapter: 01/23/2021
Last Updated: 01/25/2021

Summary:

Alright, credits. *Takes a deep breath* Credit to Midnight_Slytherin, Ravenclaw4Ever, Nothing is everything, Bookpanda 12 aaaaand the legend WaitingForMyHogwartsLetter! 

If I didn't credit you, please let me know! 

OC FORMS ARE OUT! 



Chapter 1: I Make A Mistake
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Me: La dee da dee da

 

*whoosh of air*

*I turn around* 

*I fall over* 

 

Me: AHHHHHHHHHH

 

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Neville: AHHHHHHHHH

 

Luna: WRAKSPURTS THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!! 

 

*I stand up* 

 

Me: What are you doing here!?

 

Harry: What are you doing here? 

 

*I realize this isn't my room but Hogwarts*

 

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH

 

*Runs around and hugs everyone but Harry* 

 

Me: YOU!!! 

 

Harry: meeeeeeee?

 

*punches Harry*

*Draco laughs*

 

Harry: Why? 

 

Me: Because. Welp, now that I'm here, I may as well interview y'all. 

 

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO 

 

Me: Why not?

 

Ginny: You do realize that like 7 people have done this before you?

 

*I feign confusion*

 

Me: REALLY???
 

Me: Haha yeah I knew that. 

 

Ron: Then why? 

 

Me: Because. 

 

Luna: You say that a lot. 

 

Me: I'm the one asking the questions here!!!

 

Everyone: *whispers* How do we get rid of her? 

 

Me: I heard that, and yeah, I don't even know how to get out of here. So I guess I will be stuck. Here. Forever. With you all. 

 

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO Counter: 2

 

Me: And that wraps this up. Come on I wanna see my dorm. 

 

Hermione: Ummm, wanna is not correct grammar. 

 

Me: Yeah, neither is ummmm. 

 

Draco: BURRRRN! 

 

Me: WOW I REALLY NEED TO MAKE DRAMIONE HAPPEN SOON

 

Draco and Hermione: *gasp* 

 


A/N

 

Me: I can't believe I tricked them into thinking I didn't know how to leave. 

 

Me: Or maybe it's just cause I come across as dumb. 

 

Harry: I heard that

 

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO Counter: 3

 

Harry: I'm going to go tell everyone

 

Me: *Banishes him to distant land of Hunger Games* 

 

Me: Muahahahaha. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this first chapter, again, if I didn't credit you in the summary please let me know and please review!!!!

 

 

 

 

 



Chapter 2: A Missing Harry
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Hi everyone! I hope you enjoy this new chapter in Interviews! Please review and also, OC forms are coming out soooooon! By the way, I am going to be calling myself Calliope, because it's my absolute FAVORITE name :) WARNING: SKIP THIS CHAPTER IF YOU HAVEN'T READ HUNGER GAMES. 


Ginny: Harry is missing!!! 

 

Me: *secretly laughing* Oh no! That's terrible!

 

Hermione: Where could he be? 

 

Me: Guys, I bet I know what happened! 

 

Everyone: WHAT! 

 

Me: I bet Moldy Voldy is back from the dead! 

 

Everyone but Draco: GASP

 

Draco: You mean Potter is gone? For good? 

 

Everyone: *Hexes Draco* 

 

Me: *evil laugh* 

 

Ron: Calliope... What was that? 

 

Everyone: *accusing look* 

 

Me: Okay... I may have kidnapped Harry. 

 

Everyone: AND???

 

Me: Sent him to Hunger Games???

 

Everyone: WHATTTTT!!!

 

Luna: Wait, what is that? 

 

Everyone but Luna: Yeah. 

 

Me: Okay-

 

Hermione: *speed reads Hunger Games* 

 

Hermione: NOOOOOO!

 

NOOOOOO Counter: 1

 

Hermione: He's helpless! He'll never get out alive! 

 

Me: Hellllpleeeeeesssss! I look into your eyes and the sky's the liiiimiiit...

 

Everyone: *glares* 

 

Ginny: We MUST rescue Harry

 

Hinny fans: YES! 

 

Linny fans: NOOOOOOO!

 

NOOOOOOO Counter: 2

 

Me: Fine. HPFF, take us to Hunger Games. 

 

*BIIIIG WHOOOSH* 

 

Everyone: AHHHHHH

 

Me: YAY! 

 

Katniss: What the ****

 

Me: Hi Katniss! 

 

Katniss: Ummmmm

 

Me: You wouldn't have happened to have seen a boy, he goes by Harry or Potter, depending on who you ask

 

Peeta: Yep! I tied him to a tree

 

Katniss: Awwwww. Peeta... 

 

Ginny: Where is MY BOYFRIEND??? 

 

Neville: Where are we? 

 

Katniss: WHO ARE YOU?

 

Me: No questions. We need to rescue Harry before someone kills him

 

Gale: *aims arrow at Harry* 

 

Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEE

 

Me: *Kicks Gale and unties Harry*

 

Me: *Oblivates Harry* 

 

Ginny, Ron, Hermione: HARRY! 

 

Harry: Who are you? 

 

Me: Ooops

 


So I hope you enjoyed that chapter! Also, please go check out my other story, L'Amour, it's a Dramione :) OC forms are coming soon if anyone's interested. Please review and have a great day!

Cheers, 

Calliope

 



Chapter 3: OC FORMS
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Okay, so I will be bringing some people into my Interviews world! Here are the instructions...

 

 

Fill out my OC form in the reviews. I'm using my info as an example. 

 

Penname: BookGinnyIsAmazing

 

What you'd like to be called: Calliope

 

Your house: Ravenclaw

 

Best Friend: Luna

 

Crush (Optional): *whispers* Draco

 

Enemy: Harry, obviously

 

Special Things About You (Optional): I love to sing, MAJOR lover of musicals, and hopeless romantic :)

 

Anything You Want To Do In Your Chapter: Banish Harry 

 

And there you go! 

 

Have a great day! 

Cheers, 

Calliope :)

 



Chapter 4: Midnight_Slytherin
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Hey, y'all! Today we are featuring the famous... MIDNIGHT_SLYTHERIN! She's gonna' go by Edith :)


Me: OK here we are... 

 

Edith: Georgie!!! 

 

Me: Ummm okay? 

 

Ginny: Wow I can tell that I was the highlight of this visit

 

Me: And that's the chapter. See y'all later! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Haha Jk you can't get rid of me that easily. Edith!!! 

 

Edith: What

 

George: You had to interrupt!?

 

Me: Yes, we are going to prank then crucio Ron

 

Edith and George: Ohhhhhkay!!!! 

 

Ginny: Can I help? 

 

Me: Sure! 

 

*elaborate scheming goes on* 

*Draco and Hermione are recruited* 

 

Me: Alright, everyone, in position

 

Edith: Isn't this kind of a mean prank? 

 

Me: Yes. But I really HATE Ron and he deserves it

 

Edith: Ok that's actually decent reasoning

 

Me: Why does EVERYONE ALWAYS ACT LIKE I'M AN IDIOT LIKE HARRY

 

Harry: This is a covert op! Shut it! 

 

Me: Well you don't have to be a jerk about it - Wait who recruited you? 

 

Harry: Fred. Duhhh. 

 

Me: WAIT FRED! 

 

Everyone: FREEEEEEDDIEE! 

 

Me: THIS IS A COVERT OPERATION! 

 

Fred: Oooh are we pranking Icckle Ronniekinns?

 

Me: Yes. And TWO people have had to give up their love interests temporarily for this prank so we need to take it seriously

 

Everyone but Draco and Me: WAIT WHAAAAT? 

 

Hermione: Wait, Calliope are you and Draco dating

 

Me: yeeeeeeees???

 

Everyone but Draco and Me: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

 

Harry: HAHA DRACO AND CALLIOPE SITTING IN A TREE K I S S I N G

 

Me: I'M GONNA KILL YOU HARRY

 

Edith: THIS IS A FREAKING COVERT OPERATION YOU IDIOTS

 

Me: Edith is scary sometimes

 

Harry: *whimpers* sorry

 

Me: Ok prank time...

 

Draco: I love you so much

 

Hermione: I love you too...

 

Draco: I hate that we have to sneak around

 

Hermione: Me too, but we can't let Ron know!!! 

 

*Ron walks by, hearing this* 

 

Ron: Wait what? 

 

*Ron runs into an empty classroom with all of us in there* 

 

Ron: *sobs* GUYSSSSS HERMIONE AND DRACO ARE DATING AND IT'S NOT FAIR CAUSE SHE WAS DATING ME! WAAAH WAHHH WAHH! 

 

Everyone: hahahahahahhahahahhaahahahahahahahahhahhah

 

Ron: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS THIS WAS A PRANK?

 

Edith: Yep. Crucio Ronald

 

Ron: You know that doesn't work on me right

 

Edith: Seriously? Okay, welp I filmed you sobbing and now I'm going to send it to all the HPFF fans of interviews

 

*sends* 

 

Me: And that wraps this up! Thanks for coming Edith! 

 

*Edith and George are kissing* 

 

Me: *facepalm* 

 


E/G: 

 

Edith: We stole Calliope's authors notes and so from now on they are the Edith and George notes

 

George: Yup

 

Edith: George do you like Divergent? 

 

George: Yep! I'm a Dauntless! 

 

Edith: Meeee tooo :)

 

Me: OUT OF MY AUTHOR'S NOTES! 

 

George and Edith: NO! 

 

Me: Ughh fine then be that way

 

Me: It's not like I really care anyway

 

Me: Yeah I totally don't care

 

Draco: She cares

 

Draco: Come on Cal, we are going to go to Hunger Games and train with Katniss and Peeta

 

Me: *sticks tongue out* 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Chapter 5: RavenclawGirl Gets Her Revenge
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Hello! This is RavenclawGirl's chapter! She goes by Olive :)


Me: OLIIIIIIIVEEEEE! 

 

Olive: What? 

 

Me: I accidentally wiped Harry's memory so Ginny is taking him to the hospital

 

Olive: *sarcastic* greeeeeaaaaat

 

Umbridge: BOOO! 

 

Olive: YOU! 

 

Me: HEX! HER! 

 

Demumbridge Fans

 

HEX! HER! 

 

*Hexes Umbridge* 

 

Me: MUAHAHAHAHA

 

Me: Good job Olive! 

 

Olive: Thanks :) 

 

Me: Okay, so, would you like to come with me to feed oblivated Harry lies? 

 

Olive: Ummmmm... Sure????

 

*whoooosh and we are at St. Mungos!*

 

Harry: Oh hello! 

 

Me: Hi Darth Vader! 

 

Harry: Ohhh is that my name? 

 

Olive: Yep... And... The annoying blonde who comes in to visit with all the other people is your best friend


Me: *smiles* 

 

Me: Annnnnnd your girlfriend's name is Katniss 

 

Harry: Ohhhhhh... Okay! 

 

Me: Also, the redhead girl who comes in here is called I Hate You

 

Me: Make sure to tell her your girlfriend is Katniss

 

Harry: Great!

 

Ginny: Hi! 

 

Me: Quick, hide!!!

 

Harry: I hate you!!! 

 

Ginny: Oh... You jerk! 

 

Harry: My girlfriend is Katniss

 

Ginny: HARRYPOTTER

 

Harry: Excuse me, my name is Darth Vader

 

Ginny: Calliopeeeeeee!!!

 

Me: *whispers* RUN! 


RavenclawGirl, I hope that you liked your chapter! Thanks for reading, and please review! 



Chapter 6: GriffinLouWho248 And The Revival of Bellatrix
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Hi everyone, in this chapter, GriffinLouWho248 will be featured! She would like to be called Cindy Lou. Happy reading :)


Cindy Lou: WAKE UP

 

Me: AHGGGGGGGGG!!!

 

Me: Wheeew I thought you were Ginny

 

Ginny: Yep I'm here too

 

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

*I run off* 

 

Neville: OK Cindy Lou we have an issue. And we need your help

 

Cindy Lou: What is it? 

 

Ginny: Bellatrix is back from the dead

 

Cindy Lou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO Counter

1

 

Cindy Lou: Wait... Calliope said I got to hex someone, is that someone - 

 

Ginny: Bellatrix yes, but apparently we have to let my mother Avada Kedavra her because she hasn't gotten over Fred

 

Bellatrix: HELLOOOOOOOOOO wittle children

 

Cindy Lou: YOU! 

 

Bellatrix: MEEEEEEEE??? 

 

*Cindy hexes Bella* 

 

Molly: Not my daughter and her friend you ***** 

 

Me: What - Oh... Nice job Cindy

 

Molly: Ahem

 

Me: And you too Mrs. Weasley. My apologies

 

Me: Ohkay Cindy, so we need you to come to explain a rocket to Luna

 

Cindy Lou: Why? 

 

Harry: Because apparently, she thinks they are powered by fuel...

 

Cindy Lou: *facepalm* 

 

Hermione: They ARE powered by fuel Calliope

 

Me: DO YOU TAKE ME FOR AN IDIOT LIKE HARRY I KNOW THAT I'M MUGGLE BORN

 

Harry: I'm standing right here

 

Me: NO ONE CARES

 

*I stomp off, fuming* 

 

Luna: She's angry cause' Draco is still dating Pansy

 

Harry: SHE LIKES DRACO! HA! 

 

Ginny: Cindy, we should get out while we can, want to go to Alaska 

 

Cindy Lou: YES

 


A/N:

 

Me: Hope you all liked this chapter, especially GriffinLouWho248! 

 

Draco: I broke up with Pansy

 

Me: Why would you tell me - Waaaaaaaaiiit ur single? 

 

Draco: Yes??? NOW I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT

 

Me: *touched* and you came to me? 

 

Draco: Welp, you're the only one who doesn't hate me. And Blaise is on a date. 

 

Me: With who? 

 

Draco: Hermione

 

Me: WHAAAAAT

 

 

 

 



Chapter 7: Gryffindor_Princess25 and the Inevitable
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Hi again! So, today, starring is, Gryffindor_Princess25, who goes by... Ava! 


Me: OK Ava I have some bad news. 

 

Ava: WHAT? 

 

Me: Soooo I have band practice today so you're going into HP world by yourself

 

Ava: That's not bad news

 

Me: Really? Ok. 

 

*BIIIIIIIIGER WHOOOSH* 

 

Ava: And now that I'm here... DRAMIONE

 

Non - Dramione Shippers: NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

NOOOOOOOOOO Counter

 

Draco: Who are you

 

Ava: Your wedding planner

 

Draco: WHAAAAAT

 

Ava: Yep your mom hired me to organize your wedding with Hermione

 

Draco: WHYYYYYYYYY

 

Ava: ARE YOU GOING TO CONTRADICT YOUR MOTHER 

 

Draco: No nononononono

 

Ava: Then... 

 

*Alien UFO flies over Hogwarts, light beams down, and Draco and Mione are MINDCONTROLLED* 

 

Draco: Hermione my sweet

 

Hermione: Draco my darling

 

Harry: What the bloody HELL!? 

 

Ava: Muahahaha

 

Ava: As your official wedding planner, you must get married as soon as possible, preferably now. 

 

Harry: You can't do this - Wait, who are you

 

Ava: I told you, their wedding planner

 

Harry: IMUSTGOFINDRON

 

Ava: ALIEN UFOOOOOOOO

 

*UFO is back, this time with wedding supplies* 

 

Ava: Thank you

 

*Alien beams down* 

 

Alien: EhhhBlurghBeeee (I am the priest) 

 

Ava: No idea what that means but you can be the priest

 

Alien: HeBloFreee (I already said that?) 

 

Ava: Everyone! To the altar

 

*at the altar, Alien says the vows* 

 

Alien: HERCHBLECHQEEEEEEGE

 

Ava: It's all coming together perfectly

 

Alien: *in english* Now, if there are no objections

 

Me and Ron: I OBJECTTTTTT

 

Ron: Wait what? 

 

Me: Wait what? 

 

Ava: NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

NOOOOOOOOOO Counter

2

 

Me: I hate to burst everyone's bubble - They kissed anyway!? 

 

Me: *facepalm* 

 

Me: As I was saying - 

 

Alien: GOOOOOOOOOO *I can't officiate ONE wedding without this HUMAN interrupting me 

 

Ginny: Wait, Calliope interrupted other weddings

 

Me: Yes, I went back in time and tried to stop Anne Boleyn and Henry the 8th from getting married but Jane Seymour kidnapped me by accident. She thought I was Anne. Which honestly is a compliment. 

 

Everyone: WHAAAAAAAAAT 

 

Harry: And the alien officiated that wedding too? 

 

Me: Welp he offered 

 

Alien: BLEEEEEGH (Oh the MISERY THE DESPAAIIIR WOE IS MEEEEE) 

 

Me: AHHHHH SHUT IT 

 

  • *Me and Alien fistfight* 

*Alien wins and beams up into UFO*

*No one is mind controlled anymore*

 

Hermione: MALFOY GET OFF ME 

 

Draco: GRANGER GET OFF ME 

 

Me: haha 

 

Ava: Dramione... 

 


A/N: Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed that chapter... It was kinda weird. I guess that's just me but tomorrow, we will feature Edith/Midnight_Slytherin! By the way - if you're a Dramione fan please look at my dramione story, L'amour (it's love in French) 

Cheers, 

Calliope 



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