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Padfoot and Prongs' top pick-up lines by Miss Haggan

Format: One-shot
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 840
Status: COMPLETED

Rating: 15+
Warnings: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature

Genres: Fluff, Humor
Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James
Pairings: James/Lily

First Published: 04/05/2008
Last Chapter: 03/23/2011
Last Updated: 03/23/2011

Summary:



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A totaly cheesey one-shot that I done when I was bored so please R&R, even if it is a bad one.


Chapter 1: Padfoot and Prongs' top pick-up lines
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"Prongs..." Sirius whined, as he sat in the Gryffindor common room. James was doing homework…I know sad isn’t he…on the love seat. Remus was sitting on the floor, also doing homework…nothing new there, he's a bit of a bore… and Sirius was sprawled over the sofa whining.

"What, Padfoot?" James said a little irritated, Sirius had been whining for like the last hour.

"I'm bored." He complained.

"Go play tag with the knight bus then." James replied. Remus snorted.

"HEY!" Sirius exclaimed "No fair."

"I know what you can do" Remus said, making Sirius jump up excited, and James stop his homework intrigued. "Well you and James both claim to be the king of pick-up lines, so we can have a competition to see who really ‘The King’ is. Remus said.

"What's the prize?" Sirius asked

"The title of 'The King of Pick-Up Lines' and a Galleon."

"Deal." James and Sirius said together.

"Prepare to lose Prongs"

"Yeah right Padfoot, everyone knows I'm the best." James replied sitting beside Sirius on the sofa.

"Right Prongs you first." Remus said

"OK a nice simple one first...Can I flirt with you?" James said.

"Lame Prongs... Lame." Sirius said in an ashamed voice.

"Right Sirius your next." Remus said.

"Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..." they all laughed.

"Nice one Padfoot." James laughed while Remus muttered typical, but chuckled all the same.

"Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! James said

"Prongs, how many times have you used that one?" Remus asked

"On Lily or in general?"
 
"(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something?  She: What? Me!" Sirius said before, Remus could retaliate.

"Bond. James Bond."

"Honestly James and you call yourself the king" Remus said exasperated while Sirius asked “Who’s James Bond?"

"Someone who is to cool for you." James replied laughing.

"You’re next Padfoot." Remus said, before Sirius could answer.

"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! ...MY JAW!! Sirius said.

"I said that to Lily once, and she slapped me for ogling at her." James added, making Sirius howl with laughter. "Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes" James said, after Sirius had settled down.

"Oh good one Prongs." Remus said, slapping a hand on James' back.

"(With hands on shoulders) oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings."

"Hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."

"How was heaven when you left it?"

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

"Oh that's lame Padfoot" Remus said, whilst James laughed at the look on Sirius' face.

"If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you."

"That's just pure cheese Prongs." Remus Laughed.

"Stand still so I can pick you up."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth"

"This is one of my favourites to use on Lily. Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?" James said.

"You're so divine I forgot my pick-up line".

"Oh that's a tough one to beat Prongs" Remus laughed. Just then the portrait door opened and Lily walked in, she must've been in the library 'cause she had loads of books with her. James was staring at her and a thought came into his head.

"Hey Lily?" James said they had been on first name terms ever since they became heads just to be polite.

"Yes James?” she asked, turning around to face him.

"Can I borrow a knut?" he asked

"What for?" she asked her brow burrowed in confusion.

"I want to call my mum and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams." He replied and winked at her. She blushed furiously at this, but rolled her eyes all the same and scarpered up the stairs to her dorm.

"Did the Lily Evans just blush at you James Potter, because you used a pick-up line on her?" Sirius asked astounded.

"Yes." He replied weakly.

"Do you know what that means Padfoot?" Remus asked

"No! What? He questioned.

"That James has won the title of 'The Pick-Up Line King', and you owe him a galleon". Remus replied.

"What? How?" He shrieked, in a manly way.

"Dude he just made Lily Evans blush, I think that qualifies him as 'The King'" Remus replied, trying to keep a straight face at Sirius' expression. He hated loosing.

"Fine" he huffed, he dug into his pocked, extracted a gold coin, threw it at James, and stomped up to his room.

"He is such a sore looser" James laughed; as he settled down to finish his homework. However James could not concentrate after all Lily had blushed at him.

A/n so tell me what you think was it Good, Funny, Pathetic, Bad, So-So. I don't care just let me know.


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