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Interviews by Calliope_Rhea

Format: Short story
Chapters: 7
Word Count: 2,347
Status: WIP

Rating: 12+
Warnings: Contains profanity, Spoilers

Genres: General
Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione
Pairings:

First Published: 01/13/2021
Last Chapter: 01/23/2021
Last Updated: 01/25/2021

Summary:

Alright, credits. *Takes a deep breath* Credit to Midnight_Slytherin, Ravenclaw4Ever, Nothing is everything, Bookpanda 12 aaaaand the legend WaitingForMyHogwartsLetter! 

If I didn't credit you, please let me know! 

OC FORMS ARE OUT! 



Chapter 7: Gryffindor_Princess25 and the Inevitable

Hi again! So, today, starring is, Gryffindor_Princess25, who goes by... Ava! 


Me: OK Ava I have some bad news. 

 

Ava: WHAT? 

 

Me: Soooo I have band practice today so you're going into HP world by yourself

 

Ava: That's not bad news

 

Me: Really? Ok. 

 

*BIIIIIIIIGER WHOOOSH* 

 

Ava: And now that I'm here... DRAMIONE

 

Non - Dramione Shippers: NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

NOOOOOOOOOO Counter

 

Draco: Who are you

 

Ava: Your wedding planner

 

Draco: WHAAAAAT

 

Ava: Yep your mom hired me to organize your wedding with Hermione

 

Draco: WHYYYYYYYYY

 

Ava: ARE YOU GOING TO CONTRADICT YOUR MOTHER 

 

Draco: No nononononono

 

Ava: Then... 

 

*Alien UFO flies over Hogwarts, light beams down, and Draco and Mione are MINDCONTROLLED* 

 

Draco: Hermione my sweet

 

Hermione: Draco my darling

 

Harry: What the bloody HELL!? 

 

Ava: Muahahaha

 

Ava: As your official wedding planner, you must get married as soon as possible, preferably now. 

 

Harry: You can't do this - Wait, who are you

 

Ava: I told you, their wedding planner

 

Harry: IMUSTGOFINDRON

 

Ava: ALIEN UFOOOOOOOO

 

*UFO is back, this time with wedding supplies* 

 

Ava: Thank you

 

*Alien beams down* 

 

Alien: EhhhBlurghBeeee (I am the priest) 

 

Ava: No idea what that means but you can be the priest

 

Alien: HeBloFreee (I already said that?) 

 

Ava: Everyone! To the altar

 

*at the altar, Alien says the vows* 

 

Alien: HERCHBLECHQEEEEEEGE

 

Ava: It's all coming together perfectly

 

Alien: *in english* Now, if there are no objections

 

Me and Ron: I OBJECTTTTTT

 

Ron: Wait what? 

 

Me: Wait what? 

 

Ava: NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

NOOOOOOOOOO Counter

2

 

Me: I hate to burst everyone's bubble - They kissed anyway!? 

 

Me: *facepalm* 

 

Me: As I was saying - 

 

Alien: GOOOOOOOOOO *I can't officiate ONE wedding without this HUMAN interrupting me 

 

Ginny: Wait, Calliope interrupted other weddings

 

Me: Yes, I went back in time and tried to stop Anne Boleyn and Henry the 8th from getting married but Jane Seymour kidnapped me by accident. She thought I was Anne. Which honestly is a compliment. 

 

Everyone: WHAAAAAAAAAT 

 

Harry: And the alien officiated that wedding too? 

 

Me: Welp he offered 

 

Alien: BLEEEEEGH (Oh the MISERY THE DESPAAIIIR WOE IS MEEEEE) 

 

Me: AHHHHH SHUT IT 

 

  • *Me and Alien fistfight* 

*Alien wins and beams up into UFO*

*No one is mind controlled anymore*

 

Hermione: MALFOY GET OFF ME 

 

Draco: GRANGER GET OFF ME 

 

Me: haha 

 

Ava: Dramione... 

 


A/N: Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed that chapter... It was kinda weird. I guess that's just me but tomorrow, we will feature Edith/Midnight_Slytherin! By the way - if you're a Dramione fan please look at my dramione story, L'amour (it's love in French) 

Cheers, 

Calliope 



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