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Interviews by Calliope_Rhea

Format: Short story
Chapters: 7
Word Count: 2,347
Status: WIP

Rating: 12+
Warnings: Contains profanity, Spoilers

Genres: General
Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione
Pairings:

First Published: 01/13/2021
Last Chapter: 01/23/2021
Last Updated: 01/25/2021

Summary:

Alright, credits. *Takes a deep breath* Credit to Midnight_Slytherin, Ravenclaw4Ever, Nothing is everything, Bookpanda 12 aaaaand the legend WaitingForMyHogwartsLetter! 

If I didn't credit you, please let me know! 

OC FORMS ARE OUT! 



Chapter 1: I Make A Mistake

Me: La dee da dee da

 

*whoosh of air*

*I turn around* 

*I fall over* 

 

Me: AHHHHHHHHHH

 

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Neville: AHHHHHHHHH

 

Luna: WRAKSPURTS THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!! 

 

*I stand up* 

 

Me: What are you doing here!?

 

Harry: What are you doing here? 

 

*I realize this isn't my room but Hogwarts*

 

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH

 

*Runs around and hugs everyone but Harry* 

 

Me: YOU!!! 

 

Harry: meeeeeeee?

 

*punches Harry*

*Draco laughs*

 

Harry: Why? 

 

Me: Because. Welp, now that I'm here, I may as well interview y'all. 

 

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO 

 

Me: Why not?

 

Ginny: You do realize that like 7 people have done this before you?

 

*I feign confusion*

 

Me: REALLY???
 

Me: Haha yeah I knew that. 

 

Ron: Then why? 

 

Me: Because. 

 

Luna: You say that a lot. 

 

Me: I'm the one asking the questions here!!!

 

Everyone: *whispers* How do we get rid of her? 

 

Me: I heard that, and yeah, I don't even know how to get out of here. So I guess I will be stuck. Here. Forever. With you all. 

 

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO Counter: 2

 

Me: And that wraps this up. Come on I wanna see my dorm. 

 

Hermione: Ummm, wanna is not correct grammar. 

 

Me: Yeah, neither is ummmm. 

 

Draco: BURRRRN! 

 

Me: WOW I REALLY NEED TO MAKE DRAMIONE HAPPEN SOON

 

Draco and Hermione: *gasp* 

 


A/N

 

Me: I can't believe I tricked them into thinking I didn't know how to leave. 

 

Me: Or maybe it's just cause I come across as dumb. 

 

Harry: I heard that

 

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO Counter: 3

 

Harry: I'm going to go tell everyone

 

Me: *Banishes him to distant land of Hunger Games* 

 

Me: Muahahahaha. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this first chapter, again, if I didn't credit you in the summary please let me know and please review!!!!

 

 

 

 

 



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