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I am Alexandra Jane by FunkyLlama

Format: Novel
Chapters: 4
Word Count: 9,134
Status: WIP

Rating: Mature
Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, OC
Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, James/OC, Lily/OC, Remus/OC

First Published: 09/21/2009
Last Chapter: 11/12/2009
Last Updated: 11/12/2009


It's a pity I'm not normal, according to the others I could be so much more if I tried.
Who am I kidding, I quite enjoy talking to myself, I'm quite a fascinating person.
Nothing that exciting happend in my life...Untill him.

I am Alexandra Jane.
And he..
Why he's Sirius Black.

Chapter 3: Detentions and snogging.

A/N: It was dark in the subway, I looked over my shoulder and noticed a rather dubious looking fellow a few feet away from me.
This wouldn't end well.. I knew what he was here for...My disclaimer. I wouldn't give in that easily. With one swift movement I spun around and round house kicked him in the face. He lurched backward, grasping at the air.
Oh yea I was good..The next thing I knew, there were multiple copies of him everywhere, more and more poured in through
the exits, holding what seemed to be snipers. I gasped, and curled into a ball.

"OK, OK. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING" I screamed in fear.

When I opened my eyes..they were gone.

(Sorry for spelling and Grammer mistakes It's late AND my checker stopped working!)

I learnt many things in the next few hours.

1.Cassie never shut up.
2.Cassie never shut up.
3.Cassie never shut up.

Oh, and I don't like Pumpkin juice.

I sat indian style on my bed, watching her bob around the room in a frantic rush to get ready for studying with Remus.It was quite amusing to me, watching her zoom around. It reminded me of a muggle game I had played in a muggle arcade
two summers ago. All you had to do was flick these two levers back and forth to stop a small ball getting past them. Cassie ducked down to search through her truck.

"What about this ? " She asked, holding a small pink skirt to her hips.

"Ew. Not you at all" I replied, wrinkling my nose in distaste.

She looked put-out, but promptly continued searching through her trunk. I wasn't all too sure why she was making such a big fuss out of this, it was only Remus. Remus Lupin did not seem like the type of person who would judge someone  on what they wore. Then again, i suppose it was only normal for her to be worried..I heard once that what you wore acted as something similar to a mating call. Hell, if Cassie had a chance to mate with Remus she better make sure she got her outfit right. Remus was more of a conservitive person it seemed, a mini skirt would not do the trick.

"Try your dark jeans and that grey and white striped top" I exclaimed
"The one with the long sleves, it shows just the right amount of midrift" I grinned.

She smiled enthusiastically, and dropped to the ground. A few second later she popped back up, clothes in hand.


"Converse for sure!" I smiled, then I pointed to the bathroom. "Go!".

Cassie dissapeared, I flopped onto my back and stared up at the ceiling. If what I said about mating calls was true, then what in hell was I attracting. My school uniform bunched up uncomfortably around my theighs. I sighed. It was about time I began to get changed too. With one quick leap I was up on my feet. I searched through the closet I shared with Cassie, finding light blue denim shorts and a loose, white off the shoulder jumper. I tucked my feet into my uggs and sat, once again, Indian style on my bed. Not long later Cassie re-appeared. She grinned and did a little twirl.

"Gorgeous" I smiled "Now let's go, I have a gazillion essays to finish!" I said, pushing her out of the dorm and down into the common room. As I took the last step down, I came face to face with a demon. Ok maybe not a demon, but something just as bad, Jacinta Hornbury. I almost vomited.

"Your in my way skank" she spat in a venemous tone. My eyes grew about twice the size.

Jacinta Hornbury was the definition of evil. She was blonde, green-eyed and pure, plain, un-diluted evil. She stood a foot taller than me in her heels, I could almost feel the hate radiating off her bulemic body. The girl made me shudder! She was like a real life Barbie doll, with her bleached hair and orange tan. I bet she smelled horrible, all that bottled browness. To be honest, there had been a time; long, long ago; where I had been unbelivebly jealous of her. She reeled in all the lads. Had them drooling at her feet. I now saw her for what she really was, Fake. Bleached, orange, push up bras and sky scraper  heels. I now felt unbelievebly sorry for her.

Without a word I slipped to the side and let Jacinta and her groupies pass. Nobody stood up to Jacinta, no matter how much they wanted too. Cassie and I exchanged a look and then she grabbed my hand, leading me through the common room and out through the potrait hole.

"I don't know who the hell Hornbury thinks she is!!" Cassie spat, mostly to herself.

"Jacinta Hornbury is my guess, I could be wrong though." I said sarcastically, a small smile present on my face.

Cassie stoped walking and turned to me,"Alex. Shut up. OK?" She said her face plainly annoyed.

"No." I said, pouting.

Cassie rolled her eyes and stopped looking around her, "I can't be bothered walking the long way, let's take the tapestry".

I nodded and followed her down the corridor untill we reached the tapestry Lilly had pulled me into earlier. Cassie pushed back thick and musty material and we dissapeared behind it.

"Ah shit it's dark" Cassie said in a manner of fact tone.

"Lumos" I muttered "Your such a lousy witch.".

"Hey!Just because I'm not super smart like you, anyone could have made that mistake!" She bitched back at me.

"Whatever, come on"

I took the lead and pulled Cassie down the narrow passage, making sure to watch the ground for any obstacles I would most certaintly trip over. I strained both my eyes and ears. I felt Cassie stop abruptly behind me, pulling my hand back. I turned to her, a puzzled expression on my face. "What?" I whispered, why I whispered I didn't know. We were alone in the passage way after all. Cassie took my wand from my hand and covered the light with her hand, dimming it. I cocked and eyebrow at her, she just beckoned to me while moving forward quietly. Soon I saw her reasons, not too far down the passage was a couple. I covered my mouth to muffle a giggle I couldn't control and watched as Lilly Evans ran her hands through messy blonde hair. Cassie winked at me and cleared her throat ever so lightly. Lilly opened one eye, her partner
didn't seem to hear; he was busy with Lilly's blouse. Lilly lifted one hand from the boys back, pulled the finger and then shooed us. Cassie and I crept past them, looking rather disgusted as the boy let out a groan. We walked faster, giggling silently at the hilarious noises coming from the pair.

Remus Lupin sat at a small, circular table. Unfortunatley, he was not alone. Cassie preened her hair before we walked over from the great wooden doors and sat down.
The library was alomst empty, apart from us, and the frumpy librarian seemed to be drooling, sending quick but obvious glances toward out table. Pretty much eye raping the boys. I don't think they noticed though.

"Hey guys, what took you so long?" Remus asked, a small questioning smile set upon his face.

I looked down at the wrist watch I wore, a pointless move. The watch was almost impossible to read, with it's eight different hands and the constant changing time zones. I had picked it up in fourth year from a neat little store in hogsmede.

"Oh, sorry" I laughed "We ran into Lilly snogging some guy in the tapestry passage" I giggled again, but stopped when nobody else followed, not even Cassie. I looked up to find four pairs of eyes on me. Oh. I get it now.

James Potter sat, looking quite livid, directly across from me. Without a word he removed himself from his chair, picked up his things and walked angrilily out the Library doors.

"Oh, um. Opps?" I said, almost asking.

"Oh good one, now I'm gana have to deal with that all day" Sirius said, glaring angriliy at me.

Remus rolled his eyes, "Don't worry about it Alex, he'll get over it," he looked at Sirius, who glared at me. " He always does".

I nodded timidly and glanced at Cassie, who looked disbelievingly back at me. I shrugged at her, "What, all I did was tell the

"Sometimes the truth is better left untold Alex" she sighed. I blushed and dipped my head down.

Our time in the library passed relativley quickly, Sirius ended up leaving after about ten minutes after a fifth year girl from ravenclaw walked past and slipped a note into his hand. I knew her, she was dating a lovely young chap from hufflepuff. Dan I think his name was, lovely guy. I glared at her, it wasn't hard to guess what the note might contain. He was repulsive, why Remus chose to be friends with him I had
no idea! I decided to get up and leave Cassie and Remus to them selves, realising I was just acting as a third wheel. Cassie lifted her head and smiled at me, I returned it with a brief grin before walking briskly out of the Library and into the empty corridor outside. I walked in silence.

It was quite warm out, despite the darkening sky. It smelled wonderfull, like grass, blossoms and honey. I smiled to myself enjoying this rare moment of tranquility. It wasn't often one got a chance to admire the world in all it's glory, I felt honoured to be seeing it like this, perfect.

Unfortunatley, my life sucked, the universe hates me and so on and so forth. As soon as I turned the corner I was hit with the full blast of a Lilly scream. My eyes widened at the sight before me. Lilly was pumelling Potter, Sirius was levitating the blonde bloke Lilly had been with earlier, and he seemed to be..crying? No, not crying just yelling? Oh I don't know!

"POTTER I HATE YOU, YOU-YOU ASS!" she yelled, continuing to bash James arm. In all honestly he looked to be enjoying it.

"Lilly my sweet-OW!" James yelped

"LET JUSTIN DOWN, NOW!" She screamed.

Sirius was laughing, still levitating 'Justin' with ease. His black hair fell into his eyes.

He is so fit..


I shook my head, and opened my mouth.

"What in the world is going on here!" I heard a painfully strict voice exclaim from behind me.

Justin was dropped, Sirius stood the speaker, still grinning.

Lilly looked tearful, James looked ecstatic about the about of physical contact he had just recieved with Lilly...despite
the fact it was all very violent.

And I, well..I can imagine how bloody confused I must have looked about then.

"Minnie dear!" Sirius grinned, his arms outstreched.

"I'm appalled at your behaviour!" She paused "Mr. Potter, Miss. Evans. Detention, six tonight! Miss. Jane, Mr. Black I'll be seeing you two at eight!"

"It's a date" Sirius winked.

She huffed, "Miss. Evans please escort Mr. Hunt to the hospital wing, have Maria see him!" She said, still furious with us all. She then turned briskly on her heel and walked away.

Lilly grabbed Justin and stormed off, leaving Potter, Black and myself. They stared at me.

I took that as my cue to leave them to it, I backed away then spun around, almost running down the corridor.

"See you in detention, Jane" I heard Sirius call, his tone nasty. I heard James snicker and then I turned the corner.

Could this day get any worse?

I think not...

A/N: Ok so it was super short, I know! I didn't have much time to chuck this up. The next one will be longer, pinky promise!
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