Zombie apocalypse

Penelope Gryffin_Pygmy Puff

Well-known member
Get a barbie doll and mess up it's hair.

That'll scare 'em off. >:3

OR

GET THE CHANKLA. THE DEADLY SLIPPER. THE HORROR.

Every single hispanic/asian child's worst fear.

YOUR MOTHER WILL COME RUNNING AFTER YOU WITH THE SANDLES, ZOMBIES!

Okay, maybe I'm too aggresive.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chankla

Also, I do not speak spanish. Its just normal in my neighborhood that everyone knows the word "chankla". Its sort of a Mom Custom. LOL.
 
Get a barbie doll and mess up it's hair.

That'll scare 'em off. >:3

OR

GET THE CHANKLA. THE DEADLY SLIPPER. THE HORROR.

Every single hispanic/asian child's worst fear.

YOUR MOTHER WILL COME RUNNING AFTER YOU WITH THE SANDLES, ZOMBIES!

Okay, maybe I'm too aggresive.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chankla

Also, I do not speak spanish. Its just normal in my neighborhood that everyone knows the word "chankla". Its sort of a Mom Custom. LOL.
Or the chopsticks. They're as painful but they're easier to carry and can also be used for multiple other ways to fend for yourself when fighting zombies...
 

Bookpanda12

Well-known member
Or the chopsticks. They're as painful but they're easier to carry and can also be used for multiple other ways to fend for yourself when fighting zombies...
You could stick the chopsticks in their eyes....


Get a barbie doll and mess up it's hair.

That'll scare 'em off. >:3

OR

GET THE CHANKLA. THE DEADLY SLIPPER. THE HORROR.

Every single hispanic/asian child's worst fear.

YOUR MOTHER WILL COME RUNNING AFTER YOU WITH THE SANDLES, ZOMBIES!

Okay, maybe I'm too aggresive.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chankla

Also, I do not speak spanish. Its just normal in my neighborhood that everyone knows the word "chankla". Its sort of a Mom Custom. LOL.

(I’m Chinese but my mom isn’t that aggressive... I suppose...)
 
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Shy_Winter_Sky

Well-known member
Look around the place you are in and pick an object. Now come up with a point as to why that object would help you survive a zombie apocalypse.

Can't wait to hear your ideas!
~Pomona~
The knife.
My knife.
That I always carry around.
Ryung found it slightly creepy that I carry it around but I still do, just in case.
I'd stab the zombie.
Stab it with my dagger.
I'd skin it, use the skin and organs for something.
...
That sounded... I don't know...
But that's what I have and that's how I'd use it.
 
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