Siblings

[personwithnoname]

Hello, I created this thread to post things that are worth sharing that your siblings have done. I'll go first, I just heard my brother say "A washing maching just threw up on me". I'm sure this thread will be entertaining

 

[Bookpanda12]

Hello, I created this thread to post things that are worth sharing that your siblings have done. I'll go first, I just heard my brother say "A washing maching just threw up on me". I'm sure this thread will be entertaining

Lol


My brother: “I died... a lot” (isn’t very funny tho)



My brother when he was younger: *hits his head a lot* (Like, A LOT)

My brother In present day: *does high school math when he’s in second grade*

Me:

 

[Pomona Nymphadora Scamander]

I'm just going to wait until my sister says something worth recording. A bit like a wildlife photographer.

V/O: *Sir David Attenborough's voice* And here we have the lesser spotted [insert name here]. It is a very interesting specimen that I shall be studying this year.

 

[dew_drops]

My younger brother said ‘Statisfication’ instead of ‘satisfaction’.
Me and my elder sister tease him about it to this day XD

 

[Griffyndors_Army12]

My sister is possibly the most impossible person to ever deal with. Every heard of someone with 3 faces yeah she reminds me a bit of fluffy. She can be rude and annoying and demanding of me, then she can pretend she wasn’t rude and start being all sweet with her puppy did eyes and her little baby faces, then whenever we’r with our almost stepsisters she acts as if they’re her blood relatives and I’m the step sister.

 

[Pomona Nymphadora Scamander]

My younger brother said ‘Statisfication’ instead of ‘satisfaction’.
Me and my elder sister tease him about it to this day XD

My friend used to always pronounce medallion as 'demalion' it got really annoying.

 

[Bookpanda12]

When my brothers make up words... it almost always is a bad word

 

[Griffyndors_Army12]

When my brothers make up words... it almost always is a bad word

So I can kinda relate, I have a few friends that I have known since kindergarten, there like my rowdy idiotic brothers, but since the beginning of 5th grade to know in the middle of 6th they have cussed so much. I swear they know more cuss words than every adult on this planet.

 

[Bi the By]

One time my *older* sister and I were having a conversation about height and I said something about the doctor saying I was only going to grow to be 5'4. Then my sis said, "Wow, you're only going to be a bit over 5 inches tall." and then I was like, "No, I'm going to be a bit over 5 feet tall." and then she said,
"No, 5 inches tall, [insert name here]" l
And I said, "How much do you think an inch is?" and then she said "well, like less than half my arm."
And I just slapped myself on the forehead, not believing me sister's stupidity.

 

[Bi the By]

One time one my sisters, let's call them sis 1 and sis 2, was buying a desk. She was looking at them online and there was one she liked, but she didn't how long it was. The discription said it was 3 feet. She asked sis 2 for help, but she didn't know. Then she asked me for help and I said, "Well, 3 feet are a yard. So it's a yard long." And they just blinked, not understanding what a yard was. Then sis 1 asked, "How long is that?"
Then I said that it was as long as the window in sis 1's room was tall. And they started saying "You're so smart, how did you know that?"
And I slapped my hand on my forehead.

 

[Tiffany1567]

I have a twin sister and two younger sisters.

I use to encourage(aka laugh when she do it) my middle little sister to cuss when she was a child because it assumed me.

 

[Midnight_Slytherin]

Hello, I created this thread to post things that are worth sharing that your siblings have done. I'll go first, I just heard my brother say "A washing maching just threw up on me". I'm sure this thread will be entertaining

Me: *unable to participant in this discussion because I am an only child* *crys*

 

[Griffyndors_Army12]

Lucky, the way my life’s headed I’m gonna have like 8 siblings, granted most of them are step siblings and soon to be step siblings but the way I see it my family is going to be bigger than the Weasley family

 

[Bi the By]

Lucky, the way my life’s headed I’m gonna have like 8 siblings, granted most of them are step siblings and soon to be step siblings but the way I see it my family is going to be bigger than the Weasley family

Wow.
I have three almost step-siblings and two sisters.
Mine is slightly smaller than the Weasley family. And instead of all of them being boys and just one girl, it's the other way around.

 

[Pomona Nymphadora Scamander]

Weirdly enough, I found my sister in the bathroom filling a pencil lead container with hand gel for 'emergencies'. I had to explain to her that she wouldn't be able to get it out.

 

[Griffyndors_Army12]

Basically, I found my sister in the bathroom filling a pencil lead container with hand gel for 'emergencies'. I had to explain to her that she wouldn't be able to get it out.

That seems like an interesting thing to witness

 

[Pomona Nymphadora Scamander]

That seems like an interesting thing to witness

Yup

 

[Eureka Shadow]

My sister said, "Wow! You have a penguin humin-diefer in your closet!"
I was like, "What?"
Apparently she meant the humidifier.

 

[Eureka Shadow]

This was my cousins, but...
They were playing Left, Center, Right, and it got really competitive. If the dice landed on a crinkle in the table cloth or a crumb from their food, they would insist that the person had to re-roll. One of them is infamous for cheating at that game. I don't even think that they finished the game.

 

[Bookpanda12]

My brothers and I were playing a game...

my brother: *points pencil at me* Accio Life!


Me: I shouldn’t’ve taught you that spell.