Marry, Kiss, Crucio!


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Kiss the hippogriff, marry Hermione, crucio Hagrid??? No! Maybe kiss Hermione, marry Hagrid, crucio hippogriff?

Voldy, Umbridge, dementor
marry dementor (it doesn’t have a brain so he won’t even KNOW, and btw there’s always divorce :sneaky: )
Kiss young Voldy (you didn’t say which age ;) )
Crucio Umbridge (of course lol)