I just wanted to bring up an issue that’s always bothered me. Demumbridge. The ship between Umbridge and a dementor. I don’t like this ship at all. I think it’s cruel and horrible to wish that upon someone. Not even a dementor deserves the torture of being around Umbridge
So, because I am very weird and my favorite hobby is confusing people, and I also didn’t have anything else to do (besides all the important stuff that I’m pretending can wait till later) I decided I should prank my mom. In my opinion, the best pranks are pranks that will leave the victim completely bewildered afterward I decided to cover my face in purple eye shadow so my whole face was purple and then, because I can walk very quietly, I was able to sneak downstairs and past my mom, who was reading in the kitchen and snuck up behind her and hit her in the head with a pillow. When she turned around she noticed my face, which was still purple and when she asked why I explained acting completely serious, “it’s ‘camelflage‘. The purple helps me blend in against the yellow walls” (The walls are white) and then I just walked away leaving her incredibly confused
I know a lot of people are going to disgree with me but it’s time I spoke up about this because I hate seeing everybody be so rude to her! I’m not saying Umbridge is perfect and she has her flaws but she is not nearly as bad as everyone makes her out to be! Besides torturing Harry, setting dumb rules, being unfair, denying that Voldemort was back, being prejicuced toward anyone not a pure blood, being an idiot, being annoying and being a horrible teacher, she did nothing wrong! So to all the haters, back off! Umbridge is great!
I have a really annoying headache! I get them a lot and compared to others this headache isn’t terrible but it’s been bugging me all afternoon and I’ve been feeling really tired so my afternoon hasn’t been too fun. And, I had my braces tightened yesterday so it hurts to chew today and I’m hungry but my mom made pizza but I’m too tired to make anything else. I also feel really hot even though I got cold really easily so I’m normally cold. Anyway, I’m done complaining. Hope everyone else has had a better day