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Drunk Elves |
Member Since: | 2005.12.10 |
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: The WOEG by Drunk Elves
Novella Rating: 12+ Chapters: 3 Reviews: 220
The Marauders go on a camping trip to Australia for Muggle Studies. In between writing with stones, muggle plane trips, drop toilets, saggy tents, heavy packs and lost love - What more could go wrong? A lot.
Genres: General, Humor, Romance Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, James, Lily, Pettigrew Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2006.04.29 Latest Chapter: 2006.06.04 Updated: 2006.06.04 Status: WIP
(5851 words)
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: All's Fair in Pranks and War .... Not to Mention Love! by Drunk Elves
Short story Rating: 12+ Chapters: 8 Reviews: 272
All's fair in pranks and war - right? What about love? Lily's isn't so sure about this one... but James sure is! Reposted! **CHAPTER EIGHT UP!!**
Genres: Romance Warnings: Mild Language Characters: James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape, Narcissa, Lucius, Peter Pettigrew, M. McGonagall Pairings: James/Lily
Published: 2005.12.13 Latest Chapter: 2006.03.23 Updated: 2006.03.24 Status: WIP
(7793 words)
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: Planet Gazing: Looking at Uranus by Drunk Elves
Novella Rating: 12+ Chapters: 5 Reviews: 249
A weird, random, disturbing LJ fic. It all starts with a simple slip of the tongue. Will rumours, embarrassing situations and one extremely inexperienced matchmaker make two worst enemies change their minds about each other?
Genres: Romance, Humor, Fluff Warnings: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Characters: James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape, Lucius, Peter Pettigrew Pairings: James/Lily
Published: 2006.01.16 Latest Chapter: 2006.03.23 Updated: 2006.03.23 Status: WIP
(6113 words)
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: Questions, Qualms, Queries, Quokkas, and Quiches of a Quidditch Queen by Drunk Elves
Novella Rating: 15+ Chapters: 3 Reviews: 213
A fic full of crazy matchmakers, sixteen year olds who act their shoe sizes, creepy fourth year ravenclaws and quidditch equipment. Katie Bell, Oliver Wood, Fred and George Weasley, Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet all on the quest to find just how long beaters bats are. Banner:Midnight Cityscape
Genres: Romance, Humor Warnings: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Characters: OC, Oliver Wood, Fred/George Pairings: Others
Published: 2006.01.21 Latest Chapter: 2006.02.27 Updated: 2006.03.04 Status: WIP
(5261 words)
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: My Favourite Things by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 145
James hears a noise coming from baby Harry's room. Well, not really a noise... more like the sound of music...
Genres: Romance, Songfic, General, Fluff Warnings: Characters: Harry, James, Lily Pairings: James/Lily
Published: 2006.01.06 Latest Chapter: 2006.01.06 Updated: 2006.02.05 Status: COMPLETED
(980 words)
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: Rag Doll by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 52
‘I’d change her sad rags into glad rags if I could
My folks won’t let me ’cause they say that she’s no good’ Draco/Ginny ficlet, completely spur of the moment, for 'Out of your Realm', Winky challenged Dobby to write it, and Dobby actually took it seriously, unfortunately. Banner:ava.baudelaire
Genres: Romance, Songfic, Angst Warnings: Characters: Draco, Ginny
Published: 2006.01.03 Latest Chapter: 2006.01.03 Updated: 2006.03.02 Status: COMPLETED
(1237 words)
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: Friends by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 35
James, contemplating his relationship with his friends. Not like that you sick people! Just kidding. R & R! **Posted with Winky's permission**
Genres: General, Angst Warnings: No Warnings Characters: James, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew
Published: 2005.12.18 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.18 Updated: 2005.12.19 Status: COMPLETED
(852 words)
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: Perfect by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 35
Sirius’s father didn’t care about his son anymore, it seemed. ‘Well, this son,’ Sirius thought bitterly. Songfic, to Simple Plan's Perfect. **Posted with Winky's permission** Banner: Tomfoolery
Genres: Songfic, Angst Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence Characters: Sirius Black
Published: 2005.12.18 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.18 Updated: 2006.02.10 Status: COMPLETED
(1162 words)
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: First Signs of Magic - A Hermione Granger Story by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 70
She would read textbooks during break time when the other children were outside playing and would answer every question in class and pass every test perfectly. She would do extra credit whenever possible and while this pleased her parents, it didn’t get rid of her terrible loneliness. Banner:secret_soul
Genres: General, Angst Warnings: No Warnings Characters: Hermione
Published: 2005.12.18 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.18 Updated: 2006.03.04 Status: COMPLETED
(2296 words)
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: Daydreaming by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 103
“Ron, of course you can sit with me,” said Hermione, feeling curious as to what he wanted to talk to her about. “Whatever is the matter?” Banner by potterfan226
Genres: Humor, Fluff Warnings: No Warnings Characters: Hermione, Ron Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Published: 2005.12.18 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.18 Updated: 2006.02.05 Status: COMPLETED
(1253 words)
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: Full Moon Rising by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 39
Remus, thinking about the ways of the moon and remembering something. What thoughts does this particular memory bring?
Genres: General, Angst Warnings: Characters: James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew
Published: 2005.12.17 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.17 Updated: 2005.12.17 Status: COMPLETED
(2425 words)
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: Babysitting Harry by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 227
Lily and James went out, leaving Sirius to babysit. Is that really the wisest choice?
Genres: Humor, General, Fluff Warnings: No Warnings Characters: James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Published: 2005.12.16 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.16 Updated: 2005.12.16 Status: COMPLETED
(1837 words)
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: Everytime by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 32
Sirius reflects on that dreaded night. Another Simple Plan songfic from the DRUNKIES! A memoir from Sirius to James.
Genres: General, Angst Warnings: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Characters: Sirius Black
Published: 2005.12.13 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2005.12.13 Status: COMPLETED
(721 words)
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: Another Normal Day in the Weasley Household by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 195
The Ron/Hermione bickering is getting to everyone. Nobody can take it anymore. What will our little matchmakers do to make the normal day perhaps not so normal? Banner by VenusXGoddess
Genres: Romance, Humor, General, Fluff Warnings: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Published: 2005.12.13 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2006.02.10 Status: COMPLETED
(2156 words)
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: Because That Is the Way I Am by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 54
**Posted with permission of Winky** No one has ever understood me. No one has ever seen my core. I guess you never see another person’s core, not fully.
But no one has ever tried to delve down deep into my core. No one. Banner:x_halawa_x
Genres: General, Angst Warnings: Mild Language Characters: OC
Published: 2005.12.13 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2006.03.01 Status: COMPLETED
(826 words)
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: Accidentally In Love by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 103
So she said what's the problem baby - Remus doesn't know what the problem is. Or he won't tell Tonks, either one... **Posted with Winky's permission**
Genres: Romance, Humor, Songfic, Fluff Warnings: Mild Language Characters: Remus Lupin, Tonks Pairings: Remus/Tonks
Published: 2005.12.13 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2006.03.09 Status: COMPLETED
(916 words)
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: Smudge by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 270
There is a smudge. A smudge. A SMUDGE!! On my charms essay. Potter is DEAD. My perfect essay. Ruined with a smudge.
Genres: Humor, Fluff Warnings: Mild Language Characters: James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew Pairings: James/Lily
Published: 2005.12.13 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2005.12.13 Status: COMPLETED
(2382 words)
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: Save the Last Dance For Me by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 71
A stoopid Christmas fic, featuring Lily, James, Sirius and all their friends. **Posted with Winky's permission**
Genres: Romance, Humor Warnings: Mild Language Characters: James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black Pairings: James/Lily
Published: 2005.12.13 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2006.03.15 Status: COMPLETED
(4150 words)
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: Pumpkin Juice, Dance Partners and Bavarian Fruitcakes by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 41
A stoopid ball fic, with a few twists, hopefully original. This fic was entered in the Writers' Duel 'Pumpkin Juice and Broomsticks'.
Genres: Romance, Humor Warnings: No Warnings Characters: James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Lucius Pairings: James/Lily
Published: 2005.12.13 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2005.12.13 Status: COMPLETED
(5044 words)
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: Leaves by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 95
Suddenly the girl looked up.
"Do you think I'm pretty?" she asked.
**Posted with Winky's permission**
The boy seemed to consider this for a moment. Thought lines creased in his forehead.
"No," he finally replied.
Genres: Romance, Angst Warnings: No Warnings Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily Pairings: James/Lily
Published: 2005.12.12 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.12 Updated: 2005.12.12 Status: COMPLETED
(801 words)
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: Addicted To You by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 66
A story about Lily and James and the day that changed their lives. Songfic, to Simple Plan's 'Addicted'. **Posted with the permission of Winky**
Genres: Romance, Songfic, Angst Warnings: No Warnings Characters: James, Lily Pairings: James/Lily
Published: 2005.12.11 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.11 Updated: 2006.01.07 Status: COMPLETED
(1197 words)
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: Visiting Har- I Mean, Ron by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 126
“Ginny came in to visit while you were unconscious,” he [Ron] said, after a long pause, and Harry’s imagination zoomed into overdrive, rapidly constructing a scene in which Ginny, weeping over his lifeless form, confessed her feelings of deep attraction to him while Ron gave them his blessing…
-pgs 390 – 391, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceBanner:Lady Scorpion
Genres: Romance, General Warnings: Characters: Ginny, Harry, Ron Pairings: Harry/Ginny
Published: 2005.12.11 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.11 Updated: 2006.02.14 Status: COMPLETED
(2863 words)
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: Discussing the Match by Drunk Elves
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 152
What happened after the kiss in the common room? Did Harry and Ginny get time to discuss the match...? **REVISED EDITION** Banner: Accapella
Genres: Humor, Romance Warnings: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny Pairings: Harry/Ginny
Published: 2005.12.11 Latest Chapter: 2005.12.11 Updated: 2006.02.05 Status: COMPLETED
(1328 words)
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