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1 : Distinctly Disenchanted by SnitchSnatcher     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 274


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Waking up in a fairy tale world was the least of their problems. 

a Lily/James fairytale - sort of.


Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.07.07   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.22 Updated: 2012.09.22 Status: WIP (66350 words)

2 : Your Ghost by SnitchSnatcher     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


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You're not that tough.

Emmeline Vance/Benjy Fenwick



Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2012.09.16   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.16 Updated: 2012.09.16 Status: COMPLETED (3585 words)

3 : The Elusive T by SnitchSnatcher     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 33


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It was the greatest girls’ night of the century - or at least Lucy thinks it was. With a memory as empty as her wallet, there are only two clear indications of what happened last night: the man’s shirt she woke up in and the smudged writing on the back of her hand. What it all means, no one knows, but that doesn’t mean Lucy is going to let that swot Rose beat her to the punch.


Genres: Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.02.07   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.10 Updated: 2012.09.10 Status: COMPLETED (21465 words)

4 : The Flood by SnitchSnatcher     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


"Salazar, no!"


Genres: Angst   Era: Founders   Characters: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2012.09.10   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.10 Updated: 2012.09.10 Status: COMPLETED (1895 words)

5 : A Bump in the Road by SnitchSnatcher     Short story collection
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 55


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Nine months; two hundred and seventy days. Unexpectedly thrust on a journey into the unknown, James and Lily Potter are about to learn what to expect while they're expecting, and that only one thing is for certain: there is sure to be a bump along the way.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, Pettigrew , Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.04.06   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.04 Updated: 2012.09.04 Status: WIP (12621 words)

6 : Hung Up by SnitchSnatcher     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 6


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Lucy Weasley had her hang-ups, but she was able to manage them. Sort of.
Then Scorpius Malfoy came waltzing through the door.
And she thought dealing with a Splinching was complicated.


Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, OC, OtherCanon , Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.09.10   Latest Chapter: 2012.07.19 Updated: 2012.07.19 Status: WIP (4223 words)

7 : Hugo Weasley's Cool Ideas by SnitchSnatcher     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 16


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Between fending off advances from his cousin’s best friend (who’s a guy), getting over an unnatural fear of heights, and preparing for O.W.L.s, Hugo Weasley’s already got a lot on his plate. Add in the possibly of another sibling and planning the greatest prank of all time, great marks for his fifth year be damned--he'll be lucky to survive.

Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Charlie, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Published: 2010.05.01   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.07 Updated: 2011.09.07 Status: WIP (6545 words)

8 : Morning People by SnitchSnatcher     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 18


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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
an L/J one-shot


Genres: Fluff, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James , Lily, Lupin, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2011.09.01   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.01 Updated: 2011.09.01 Status: COMPLETED (4185 words)

9 : Frosted Windowpanes by SnitchSnatcher     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


Over the years, Teddy’s always tried to keep Rose’s belief in Santa Claus alive.


Genres: General, Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Rose , Teddy  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2010.12.19   Latest Chapter: 2010.12.19 Updated: 2012.09.11 Status: WIP (879 words)

10 : Frosty the Jamesman by SnitchSnatcher     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 15


“What in the name of Merlin’s best pants possessed those idiots to turn you into a snowman!?”
A Lily and James Christmas story.



Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James , Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2010.12.18   Latest Chapter: 2010.12.18 Updated: 2010.12.18 Status: COMPLETED (3313 words)

11 : Lovefools by SnitchSnatcher     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 12


Then again, I thought my parents were smart enough to see that they loved each other, but obviously I was wrong there.

Idiots.

A Conventional Wisdom companion piece!


Genres: Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC   Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2010.08.13   Latest Chapter: 2010.08.13 Updated: 2010.08.13 Status: COMPLETED (817 words)

12 : Tidal by SnitchSnatcher     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 9


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He has traded one prison in for another. Sure, the warm rooms of Grimmauld Place are a slight improvement over the dank cells of Azkaban, but Sirius Black is merely a foreigner in a strange land. As the real-world pressures of relationships and responsibilities crash down on him, he can only do one of two things -- sink or swim.


Genres: General, Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Lupin, Molly , Moody, Mrs. Figg, Mundungus, Shacklebolt, Sirius, Snape, Tonks  Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Remus/Tonks, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.07.19   Latest Chapter: 2010.08.10 Updated: 2010.08.10 Status: WIP (2109 words)

13 : Committed by SnitchSnatcher     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 87





Mark is convinced that unicorns are evil. Laura sees little green people. Benny can’t control his kleptomania and June thinks that it’s 1969. I’m trapped in a room full of loons and the worst part is? It’s voluntary. Hi. I’m Hugo Weasley and I’ve been just committed. 

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Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Ron, Rose  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.07.30   Latest Chapter: 2010.08.08 Updated: 2010.08.08 Status: Abandoned (22908 words)

14 : Pragmatic by SnitchSnatcher     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 12


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Stubborn, practical, and extremely judgmental, Lucy Weasley is everything her father could have wanted. So when she is called to Malfoy Manor to assist a dying Narcissa, it is under the pretense that her obnoxious grandson will be nowhere in sight. Naturally, Scorpius returns to the Manor for a surprise visit, bringing with him the very last person she wanted to see: her best friend.

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Draco, Hugo, Narcissa, OC, OtherCanon , Percy, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.12.14   Latest Chapter: 2010.07.24 Updated: 2010.07.24 Status: WIP (3666 words)

15 : Electric Twist by SnitchSnatcher     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 75


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And the touch of your lips it's a shock not a kiss.


Roxanne Weasley was determined to get through one day of work without staring at Teddy Lupin (and his perfect bum). She hasn’t been successful thus far, but tomorrow’s another day. Maybe then, she can decide what she would do if he ever stared back.


Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, George, Harry, James (II), Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.10.31   Latest Chapter: 2010.07.08 Updated: 2010.07.08 Status: Abandoned (39062 words)

16 : Orange Marmalade by SnitchSnatcher     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 27


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Maybe you could stay, just one more little day.


Love is like the tide, rising and falling, coming and going. The ebb and flow of their relationship was never consistent nor was it easy, but he wanted it. He wanted her, all of her, even if it meant giving all of himself.

A Charlie Weasley love story.


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Bill, Charlie, Molly, OC, OtherCanon , Percy, Teddy  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.04.17   Latest Chapter: 2010.07.01 Updated: 2010.08.12 Status: Abandoned (6324 words)

17 : Fields of Gold by SnitchSnatcher     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11


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It was a moment so like many others, it was entirely theirs.



Lily/James


Genres: Fluff, General, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James , Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2010.06.27   Latest Chapter: 2010.06.27 Updated: 2010.06.27 Status: COMPLETED (948 words)

18 : Conventional Wisdom by SnitchSnatcher     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 674


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My best friend is getting married. I should be happy, but there's just one small problem: He's not marrying me. And I'm the mother of his child. What worse is that his fiancee asked me to be her maid of honor. Merlin, I should've stayed in bloody Panama.

Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC   Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.02.06   Latest Chapter: 2010.06.21 Updated: 2011.09.09 Status: COMPLETED (112253 words)

19 : Glimpse by SnitchSnatcher     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 16


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There were times when he had a sneaking suspicion that she was staring at him.

A L/J ONE-SHOT




Genres: Fluff, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James , Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2010.06.18   Latest Chapter: 2010.06.18 Updated: 2010.06.18 Status: COMPLETED (1156 words)

20 : if you could save me by SnitchSnatcher     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


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He’s not ready to let go. Not yet, not now. But he knows the moment is close.


Genres: Angst   Era: Other   Characters: Charlie, OC   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.03.29   Latest Chapter: 2010.03.29 Updated: 2010.03.29 Status: COMPLETED (848 words)

21 : Cry Wolf by SnitchSnatcher     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 4


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Hestia Jones has been dreaming; dreams of forests, a chase and a man's voice; dreams that are more like nightmares; dreams that coincide with the disappearance of students from Hogwarts. They say there's no reward for crying wolf but when Hestia finds a werewolf prowling the grounds of Hogwarts, what can she do but do just that?


Genres: Horror/Dark, Mystery, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Regulus, Sirius, Snape
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.03.08   Latest Chapter: 2010.03.25 Updated: 2010.03.25 Status: WIP (5919 words)

22 : Lady Luck by SnitchSnatcher     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


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Charlie Weasley's always had horrid luck with women, but perhaps an impromptu trip to Ireland can change that.

Genres: General, Humor   Era: Other   Characters: Charlie, OC   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.03.17   Latest Chapter: 2010.03.17 Updated: 2010.03.17 Status: COMPLETED (3800 words)

23 : On the Horizon by SnitchSnatcher     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


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She feels flustered and her head is trapped in vertigo, but still, she does not stop, despite his warning.

Genres: Fluff, General, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2010.03.03   Latest Chapter: 2010.03.03 Updated: 2010.03.03 Status: COMPLETED (639 words)

24 : Last Goodbye by SnitchSnatcher     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


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As much as she cherished his warm caress and his gentle heart, she refused to be the woman to drain him so completely that he was ruined for all other women.

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2010.02.18   Latest Chapter: 2010.02.18 Updated: 2010.02.18 Status: COMPLETED (1515 words)

25 : Take by SnitchSnatcher     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


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You're draining them, but you make no move to stop it.

Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hugo, Rose , Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Published: 2010.02.15   Latest Chapter: 2010.02.15 Updated: 2010.02.15 Status: COMPLETED (1010 words)
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