Penname: pointless_proclamations
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For 'The Internal Monologue' stories, the reading order goes as follows: Annett, Louis, Jamie, Wolfgang, and Amateur Investigator.

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1 : The Internal Monologue of an Amateur Investigator by pointless_proclamations     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 1


 This is mental. This is absolutely mental. Why am I doing this? I am so out of my league here. 

Requires reading of 'The Internal Monologue of Annett Sinclaire Kluge' and 'The Internal Monologue of Louis Arnaud Weasley.' This story is best read in conjunction with 'The Internal Monologue of Wolfgang Kluge.'
 
Dediated to Meg the Unicorn_Charm and Joseph the crestwood.

 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Mystery   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC   Pairings: OC/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.05.30   Latest Chapter: 2015.06.21 Updated: 2015.06.21 Status: WIP (2989 words)

2 : The Internal Monologue of Jamie Nott by pointless_proclamations     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 23






Jamie Nott. Future magizoologist and magical creature sanctuary care-taker. Occasional breaker of the fourth wall. Possibly in love with my best friend. . . Pleasure to meet you.

This story is dedicated to AdinaPuff who came up with a prompt that spawned this story. Thank you, Leigh!! It is also β'd by the amazing Meg the Unicorn_Charm who is amazing.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, LGBTQA   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hagrid, James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: OC/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2015.02.08   Latest Chapter: 2015.06.19 Updated: 2015.06.27 Status: COMPLETED (6962 words)

3 : The Internal Monologue of Wolfgang Kluge by pointless_proclamations     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 0


I thought I knew. I thought it was over. 

I thought I knew. 

Requires reading of 'The Internal Monologue of Annett Sinclaire Kluge' and 'The Internal Monologue of Louis Arnaud Weasley.' This story is best read in conjunction with 'The Internal Monologue of an Amateur Investigator.'

Dediated to Meg the Unicorn_Charm and Joseph the crestwood.



Genres: Drama, Mystery, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC   Pairings: OC/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.05.30   Latest Chapter: 2015.05.30 Updated: 2015.05.31 Status: WIP (1927 words)

4 : Thinking About You by pointless_proclamations     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 15






I've been thinking about it. I've been thinking about all the things you do; think about you, you, you, you. . .

Rotating POV - For Chazzie's Ship It! Challenge - Inspired by (and summary contains lyrics by) NEVA and David Pietras's Remix of 'Thinking About It' by Just Kiddin - This story is β'd by the wonderfully sweet Meg the Unicorn_Charm


Genres: Horror/Dark, Humor, Romance   Era: Other   Characters: OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2015.04.17   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.17 Updated: 2015.04.17 Status: COMPLETED (695 words)

5 : The Internal Monologue of Louis Arnaud Weasley by pointless_proclamations     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4





I met her under the rawky conditions characteristic of the terminus of winter and the first thing that struck me was her transpicuous complexion.

Sequel to TIMOASK

For the Logophile's Challenge by bsf and TCS. For and as requested by Lo the maraudertimes. Beta'd by Joseph the crestwood. Thank you, Lo and Joseph!


Genres: Horror/Dark, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC, OtherCanon
Advisory: Mild violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.02.15   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.15 Updated: 2015.05.31 Status: COMPLETED (1364 words)

6 : Love. Lies. Monopoly. by pointless_proclamations     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8






The fedora is clearly superior.

For Sarah the Ravenclaw's Valentine's Day Challenge. A collaboration by Unicorn_Charm and pointless_proclamations.


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OtherCanon , Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing)
Published: 2015.02.07   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.07 Updated: 2015.02.07 Status: WIP (1045 words)

7 : Stowaway by pointless_proclamations     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 9






Prompt: Draco Malfoy meets with Scorpius’s teacher, who just happens to be a former Gryffindor classmate.

For maraudertimes, 800 words of heaven, and Unicorn_Charm's After Hogwarts Prompt Challenge Prompt

β'd by my lovely sister.


Genres: Horror/Dark, Humor, Mystery   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Draco, Lily (II), OtherCanon , Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence
Published: 2015.01.02   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.02 Updated: 2015.01.21 Status: COMPLETED (1754 words)

8 : The Internal Monologue of Annett Sinclaire Kluge by pointless_proclamations     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 27   Reviews: 209





Solitude, secrecy, silence: the words I lived by. It gave me the appearance of stoicism and sometimes sullenness. I was sufficiently satisfied. It's the way I indulged sneaking around and science. Until sixth year. . . then I gave up this whole thing about words starting with 's' working for me. 

For my sister, β'd by crestwood, extensively reviewed by Unicorn_Charm.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Substance abuse
Published: 2014.06.24   Latest Chapter: 2014.12.24 Updated: 2015.06.06 Status: COMPLETED (67896 words)

9 : This is Chemistry by pointless_proclamations     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 18






Advisory: contains jargon in abundance.

For ReeBee and randomwriter's Gift-It Challenge for Joseph the crestwood - For stillroisin's MicroFictionChallenge - For crestwood's Slash Challenge - With some amazing advice from the endlessly lovely Meg the Unicorn_Charm

Banner by the amazing Roisin. 


Genres: Fluff, Romance, LGBTQA   Era: Other   Characters: OC   Pairings: OC/OC
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2014.10.11   Latest Chapter: 2014.10.27 Updated: 2015.01.05 Status: COMPLETED (504 words)
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