Penname: Mistress
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Decoding the Tutshill Tornados - chap 16 is up! 17 - 80% done *HORMONES- Chapter 26 is up! 27 - 70% done! The Keeper's Daughter - chap 4 is up! 5 - 10% done - COMPLETE! Enjoy! Questions? Check out my MTA page. ^^^

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1 : Decoding the Tutshill Tornados by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 294




SEQUEL to Breaking the Quidditch Code * Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Couple
I’m James Sirius Potter. Chaser of the Tutshill Tornados. I have fan-girls. I have best mates. I have captain tendencies (mine’s a King!). I’m part of a legend, except I have a reserve trying to overthrow me, a sister as my heir, a new Code to follow, and Avery. The only girl I’d ever break the rules for. But she’s a Harpy.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Ron, Rose  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.10.18   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.30 Updated: 2014.07.30 Status: WIP (89282 words)

2 : Hormones by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 26   Reviews: 403





*Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Quote
Here’s what could have happened. I may have snuck out after one of Dad’s rants about the shop. I may have gone to London. Maybe I had a few too many…butterbeers. Brunettes possibly have more fun. I also may have knocked up Ryan Davies, star Ravenclaw Chaser with the dark eyes. But that’s all speculation. Rumors.

Unless you’re me.
 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, George, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.03.20   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.09 Updated: 2014.07.09 Status: WIP (132495 words)

3 : The Keeper's Daughter by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 39








I'm Georgiana (Gee) Wood and this is my story. 
Yes, my father is THAT Oliver Wood. Yes, my mother is THAT Jane (Perry) Wood. And yes, Aurelia is THAT sister who insists on trying to snog my mates. This is the story of how I went from starting Keeper for Gryffindor, pro-league bound, to injured, annoyed consultant to Albus Potter, Captain. [Based on Keep Away / Hide & Seek, but is a stand-alone story]



Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, OC , Oliver, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2014.01.30   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.09 Updated: 2014.06.09 Status: WIP (20696 words)

4 : 30 Days of You and Me by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 531






Rose is there for vacation. Scorpius is not. Rose is there to relax. Scorpius is there to get away. Rose paints. Scorpius jumps off waterfalls. Rose is afraid of storms. Scorpius is afraid of losing it all. Rose thinks Scorpius takes too many risks. Scorpius thinks Rose is braver than she knows. Both are in need of a distraction.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hermione, Hugo, Ron, Rose, Scorpius   Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.07.07   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.31 Updated: 2014.03.31 Status: COMPLETED (103634 words)

5 : Heroes by Mistress     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 50


 



"Running is not exactly a charming trait."
When George Weasley vanishes after his brother's funeral, Mrs. Weasley owls Ang to help in the search. What she finds is much more than a broken boy. Angelina/George
“I miss him, Angie.”
 


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Fred, George, Harry, Molly, Oliver, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing, Arthur/Molly
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.01.21   Latest Chapter: 2013.06.20 Updated: 2013.06.20 Status: COMPLETED (16395 words)

6 : Breaking the Quidditch Code by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 54   Reviews: 2586







2013 DOBBY WINNER - Best Villain *Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Couple
I’m James Sirius Potter. Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. I have girls. I have best mates. I have bad grades (the kitten was fine!). I have a legend. I also have teammates who break the Code, a Seeker trying to overthrow me, a Head Boy sticking his big nose into my business, and Avery. The only girl I’d ever break the rules for.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.02.12   Latest Chapter: 2013.04.16 Updated: 2013.04.16 Status: COMPLETED (287471 words)

7 : Stage Five Cling by Mistress     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 14




Things I remember: Grabbing a bottlecap and insisting Albus use it as Pip's gift, trying to eat said bottlecap, losing the bottlecap, crying because I lost said bottlecap. Summers at the colony gave me a new respect for Uncle Charlie. And my ability to overeat donuts. For dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap's bromance challenge
 


 


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Charlie, James (II), OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.07.08   Latest Chapter: 2012.07.10 Updated: 2012.07.10 Status: COMPLETED (7488 words)

8 : Task One Challenge: Romanian Longhorn by Mistress     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6





Noah Bates and Susan Bones have been in charge of elderly, snoring Captain for months, watching everyone else at the colony do the jobs they're dreaming of. That is until an infection sets a Longhorn barrelling toward the colony. For the Task One Challenge of the House Cup 2012


Genres: Drama, General, Action/Adventure   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: OC, OtherCanon
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2012.07.08   Latest Chapter: 2012.07.08 Updated: 2012.07.08 Status: COMPLETED (2511 words)

9 : Hide and Seek by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 43   Reviews: 2118




Sequel to Keep Away
Enter: Oliver's training. Alicia's confusion. Fred's threats. Katie's stupidity. George's hot head. Angelina's snogging. Lee's future. Mrs. Wood's vegetables. (Oliver/OC) COMPLETE.
 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, OC, Oliver, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.02.05   Latest Chapter: 2012.06.11 Updated: 2012.06.11 Status: COMPLETED (224594 words)

10 : Here's to the Night by Mistress     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 19






Baby, I’m yours.

Insert: Big, fat, fluffy, squeal-worthy moment. Or not.
 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.01.24   Latest Chapter: 2012.01.29 Updated: 2012.01.29 Status: COMPLETED (8825 words)

11 : Keep Away by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 27   Reviews: 1086






SEQUEL "Hide and Seek" now posted

I could kill him. I could ruddy kill him. How was I supposed to try out for his blasted Quidditch team if I couldn't even FLY?! I'd show him. I'd show Oliver-pompous-Wood if I had to fall on my face a thousand times. Which  I did. Oliver/OC (FINAL chapter up!)



Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, OC, Oliver, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2008.03.06   Latest Chapter: 2010.12.03 Updated: 2010.12.03 Status: COMPLETED (124033 words)

12 : Even Malfoy is Better than Oatmeal by Mistress     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 35







When Ginny wants to get out of the Tower for a while for a walk, Ron never expects that instead of in detention, the trio, Ginny, and strangely enough, Draco Malfoy find themselves in a run-down cottage with nothing to eat but some stale oatmeal. When they realize that help is not just around the corner, it's up to them to get along, find food, and try not to rip each other apart in the process.

Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Ginny , Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2008.03.05   Latest Chapter: 2010.03.17 Updated: 2010.03.17 Status: COMPLETED (18293 words)

13 : Out of Touch by Mistress     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 16







Ron is finally ready to tell Hermione he fancies her. He has everything, including the roses and the ironed pants. Unfortunately, he gets there too late and finds someone else wooing the woman he wants. It's up to Ron to either give up and fancy someone else like pink-sweatered Parvati or figure out what is going on with Hermione and her new fascination with Madam Puddifoot's. All he wants is a Valentine with bushy brown hair.


Genres: Fluff, General, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2008.01.13   Latest Chapter: 2008.01.16 Updated: 2008.01.16 Status: COMPLETED (4571 words)

14 : Reality Check by Mistress     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 33




I decided to take all of the cliches from the 28 pages of hated cliches in the forums and make what would REALLY HAPPEN if these cliches played out and were placed in the same story, starting with Draco and Hermione living in a dormitory together. Warning--extreme satire & parody. Please R&R.

Genres: Fluff, General, Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Harry, Hermione, McGonagall, OC, OtherCanon, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2007.09.22   Latest Chapter: 2007.10.12 Updated: 2007.10.12 Status: COMPLETED (5980 words)

15 : Country Air by Mistress     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 16


Oliver Wood is forced into his mother's previous home after she decides to go to London and hates the new country air. But soon he finds that it might be worth it when a mystery lady shows up with a pie a week after he moves in. But is it worth it to have to hide everythng that has to do with Quidditch just because he likes her? After all, hasn't he been attracted to plenty women before? Won't it just be a waste of time?


Genres: Fluff, General, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: OC , Oliver  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.09.19   Latest Chapter: 2007.10.03 Updated: 2007.10.03 Status: COMPLETED (3812 words)

16 : Innocence for Candy by Mistress     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 33








This fic is about how James and Lily first met on Halloween one day. They were really young, really cute, and really oblivious to the art of girlfriends and boyfriends. Lily is dressed as a princess and James as an elf. With the lovably Sirius thrown in, what more could you want?


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James , Lily, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2005.04.06   Latest Chapter: 2007.03.04 Updated: 2007.03.04 Status: COMPLETED (1647 words)
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