Penname: The Misfit
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1 : The Penelope Papers by The Misfit     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 6


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Rebecca Parsons is a career criminal who specializes in falsifying parchmentwork — lately, documents for those hiding from the Muggle-born Registration Commission. After her illegal operation is shut down by the Ministry, she’s forced to go on the run. However, when her best friend Penelope Clearwater is found dead, Bex is determined to find Penelope’s killer.

Her prime suspect? Lee Jordan.

STAND-ALONE PREQUEL TO JORDAN & PARSONS


Genres: Crossover, Drama, Mystery   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, OC, Oliver, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong language, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Substance use or abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.03.21   Latest Chapter: 2014.04.20 Updated: 2014.04.20 Status: WIP (8487 words)

2 : Between Here And Somewhere by The Misfit     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


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There are dishes to be scrubbed and sheets to be washed but Nina Diggory is dreaming of her brother Amos - of distant lands on magical maps, of the curses of mummies and the wings of dragons beating against the night. So she dreams, and she stacks the dishes and folds the sheets and sticks pins in the maps of places she will never see.

This is the story of the girl left behind.

Written for the Hufflepuff Writer's Duo 2014!


Genres: Angst, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: OC, OtherCanon
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2014.03.04   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.28 Updated: 2014.03.28 Status: COMPLETED (5210 words)

3 : Equilibrium by The Misfit     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 11


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Marriage was supposed to be an equilibrium. We were supposed to balance our give and take, and endure the bad times along with the good, knowing that our love would prevail. But then something inside of Tobias died, stealing the man I loved bit by bit until suddenly, I found that the scales had been tipped impossibly out of my favour.

Written as a Christmas gift for TenthWeasley!


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Romance   Era: Other   Characters: OtherCanon , Snape  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2013.12.06   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.24 Updated: 2014.03.24 Status: WIP (11874 words)

4 : Jordan & Parsons by The Misfit     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 22


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Welcome to Jordan and Parsons, an agency known only to an elite few. Got some dodgy business dealings you'd rather forget? Some money to hide? Or are you having an affair and need our help to ensure nobody knows? For the right price, our team will make all of your woes disappear – we're rather proud of our 100% success rate, you know.

Correction: we had an 100% success rate – until the day Albus Potter walked in.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong language, Strong violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Spoilers
Published: 2013.10.15   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.20 Updated: 2014.03.20 Status: WIP (10651 words)

5 : City of Angels by The Misfit     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 10


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In the heart of Sin City, a plot is unravelling. A young woman has been driven to the brink of despair and is willing to do anything for revenge, while her nemesis has just travelled over seven thousand miles in search for vindication. Little do they know that something sinister is afoot as their activities are plagued by the paranormal. Are the dead truly gone, or have they discovered the power of resurrection?

Written for teh tarik!


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Mystery   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, OC, OtherCanon , Pansy, Sirius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Draco/Pansy, Draco/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2014.01.04   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.15 Updated: 2014.03.15 Status: WIP (5939 words)

6 : Where Rainbows End by The Misfit     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8


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The rainbow starts when I'm a little girl. Years later, it ends with my best friend and the announcement of our engagement.

Written for the HPFF Speed Dating 2014! | Companion story to Birdie by kenpo, but also stands alone.


Genres: Fluff, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Draco, Lucius, Narcissa, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2014.02.15   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.16 Updated: 2014.02.16 Status: COMPLETED (2499 words)

7 : Smoke In Your Lungs by The Misfit     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


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You are everything to Jeremiah, except his.

A Bite Club spin-off, written as a Christmas gift for TheHeirOfSlytherin!


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hugo, OC   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.11.23   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.24 Updated: 2014.01.24 Status: COMPLETED (5495 words)

8 : Our Last Song by The Misfit     Short story collection
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


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Every song must end, and Colin Creevey's was no different. Grieving for her best friend, all Astoria has left are broken, bittersweet memories.

This is their story, of what ifs and could have beens.

A Defining Astoria spin-off, written as a Christmas gift for ValWitch21!


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Crabbe Jr., Draco, Neville, OtherCanon , Pansy  Pairings: Other Pairing, Draco/Pansy, Draco/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2014.01.03   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.23 Updated: 2014.01.23 Status: WIP (3162 words)

9 : Sheer Abandon by The Misfit     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 7


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It is 1945, and controversy is rife as centuries-old prejudice is suddenly questioned. Fiona Phoenix must navigate her dark and uncertain past in a search for answers, but as her relationship with Tom Marvolo Riddle begins to crumble, her decisions end up spiralling out of control.

And so Fee must ask an impossible question: in a world dictated by rules, blood supremacy and the House of Black, can you ever truly act with sheer abandon?


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Mystery   Era: Other   Characters: Aberforth, Dumbledore, Hagrid, McGonagall, Moody, OC, OtherCanon , Pomfrey, Slughorn, Voldemort  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2013.10.12   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.23 Updated: 2014.01.23 Status: WIP (8571 words)

10 : You, Traitor by The Misfit     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 13


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James and Lily, Sirius and Remus. They are either dead or barely living, and it was you who inflicted that fate upon them.

(But you didn’t mean to.)

Winter Writer's Duel 2013 WINNER: Prompt #2 - New Year, New Start!


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: Arthur, Fred , Percy, Pettigrew
Advisory: Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2013.12.18   Latest Chapter: 2013.12.18 Updated: 2013.12.18 Status: COMPLETED (3756 words)

11 : Devil's Trickery by The Misfit     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


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No-one ever warned James Potter about the danger that lies in the deepest, darkest depths of Azkaban, waiting for a fool desperate enough to sell his own soul.

No-one ever warned James Potter about me.

Won third place in SamMalfoy93's Supernatural Creatures Challenge!


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC   Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.12.03   Latest Chapter: 2013.12.06 Updated: 2013.12.06 Status: COMPLETED (3250 words)

12 : Just Seventeen by The Misfit     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 17


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She was a Weasley, and yet she had disappointed them all. But what made Victoire's fate so much worse was that she was just seventeen.

TGS 2013 WINNER: Story With All The Feels!


Genres: Drama, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Arthur, Bill, Fleur, Molly, OC, OtherCanon , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Teddy/Victoire, Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.05.15   Latest Chapter: 2013.11.03 Updated: 2013.11.03 Status: WIP (15606 words)

13 : Bite Club by The Misfit     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 16


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When Hugo Weasley wakes up as a vampire, trouble starts brewing. Former assassin Jeremiah's past begins to catch up with him, while on the run from twenty-six Ministries, coven leader Claudine is willing to do anything for freedom. Caught in the middle, Hugo finds that cousin Lucy’s unwavering loyalty is landing her into trouble. And behind the scenes, the sinister Valérie waits for her revenge.


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Mystery   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hugo, OC, OtherCanon , Rose  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.05.20   Latest Chapter: 2013.10.28 Updated: 2013.10.28 Status: WIP (11483 words)

14 : Defining Astoria by The Misfit     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 22


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There is always a question of what defines people. For some, it is the choices that they make. For others, it is the people they are surrounded by who influence their lives.

For Astoria Greengrass, it is the seven deadly sins.

Hufflepuff Kecker Awards 2013 WINNER: Best Drama!


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Crabbe Jr., Draco, Goyle Jr., Neville, OC, OtherCanon , Pansy  Pairings: Draco/OC, Draco/Pansy, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2013.01.09   Latest Chapter: 2013.10.23 Updated: 2013.10.23 Status: WIP (12340 words)

15 : I Know What You Did by The Misfit     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 9


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Narcissa Black is about to commit first degree murder.

Hufflepuff Kecker Awards 2013 Winner: Best Plot Twist!


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Mystery   Era: Marauders   Characters: Andromeda, Narcissa, OC   Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2013.03.11   Latest Chapter: 2013.10.05 Updated: 2013.10.05 Status: COMPLETED (2494 words)

16 : This Unravelling by The Misfit     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


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I know the truth, and so do they.

Lucy Weasley is dead because of me.

A Bite Club spin-off!


Genres: Horror/Dark, Mystery, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.09.28   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.29 Updated: 2013.09.29 Status: COMPLETED (5828 words)

17 : If Only They Knew by The Misfit     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 16


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They had spent the last eleven years in a haze of secrets, lying to their spouses with the full knowledge that there was always a risk that their affair would be discovered - and the only thing that had saved them from their own destruction was the wizarding world's misconception.

Oh, if only they knew the truth.

Dobbys 2013 Finalist: Best Plot Twist!


Genres: Drama, Mystery   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Hermione, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.03.20   Latest Chapter: 2013.03.25 Updated: 2013.03.25 Status: COMPLETED (1354 words)

18 : Bittersweet by The Misfit     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 10


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When a tragedy occurs, there is always somebody to blame.

Isn't there?

Written for Toonling's The Cursed One Challenge and for TenthWeasleyWriter's Sad Story Challenge!


Genres: Drama, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Bill, Fleur, OtherCanon , Victoire  Pairings: Bill/Fleur, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.12.12   Latest Chapter: 2013.02.01 Updated: 2013.02.01 Status: COMPLETED (3187 words)

19 : Waiting For You by The Misfit     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


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I am waiting for you, Lily, and I always will.

Hufflepuff Writer's Duel Winner: Best Bittersweet Moment!


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, Sirius   Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2013.01.19   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.27 Updated: 2013.01.27 Status: COMPLETED (1349 words)

20 : Black Family Secrets by The Misfit     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8


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Even the most noble and ancient bloodline of Black has skeletons behind closed doors.

Hufflepuff Featured Story: March 2013!


Genres: Drama, Angst   Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Andromeda, Bellatrix, Lucius, Narcissa, OtherCanon , Regulus  Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.01.04   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.09 Updated: 2013.01.09 Status: COMPLETED (2344 words)

21 : The Badger's Den by The Misfit     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 10


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"I'll teach the lot and treat them just the same." -Helga Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff Kecker Awards 2013 Winner: Most Pufftastic!


Genres: General   Era: Other   Characters: OtherCanon
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2012.11.25   Latest Chapter: 2012.12.04 Updated: 2012.12.04 Status: COMPLETED (691 words)
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