Penname: 800 words of heaven
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Like a Multiverse on Fire
College AU 102: Cafe

The Department of Spectral Affairs
Regulus Black Short Story

Chai, Chutney, and a Friend in the Wee Hours of the Morning
Cup 4

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1 : Like a Multiverse on Fire by 800 words of heaven     Short story collection
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 11




"Conflicted interests" is one way you could describe Sirius Black and Millie White's relationship. At best, there's one-sided small talk. At worst, it's all-out war. But when Sirius manages to convince Millie into one of his hare-brained schemes, the coming clash will ensure that senior year at Hogwarts College of Magical Arts won't be what either of them expected.

A modern college AU retelling of Like a House on Fire | Banner by horcruxxx @tda


Genres: Fluff, Romance, AU   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2015.04.28   Latest Chapter: 2015.06.24 Updated: 2015.06.24 Status: WIP (5748 words)

2 : The Department of Spectral Affairs by 800 words of heaven     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 21




"Welcome to the afterlife, Regulus Black."

Written for Debra20's Trope Challenge | Prequel to Not Normal. Can be read alone | Banner by angelic. @tda


Genres: Horror/Dark, Humor, Action/Adventure   Era: Marauders   Characters: Regulus
Advisory: Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2015.02.12   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.12 Updated: 2015.02.12 Status: WIP (616 words)

3 : Chai, Chutney, and a Friend in the Wee Hours of the Morning by 800 words of heaven     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8





"We should get married," Neville mumbled.
Hannah took a few deep breaths, probably to clear her airways of any errant tea. "For a chutney recipe?"

Neville/Hannah | Fourth in the Chai series

Written for Ilia's Closed Time, Closed Space Challenge | Banner by floralprint @tda


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Neville, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2015.01.24   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.24 Updated: 2015.01.24 Status: COMPLETED (3705 words)

4 : Chai, Carrots, and a Friend in the Wee Hours of the Morning by 800 words of heaven     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11





Neville was pretty efficient when came to pruning plants. Did girls find extreme pruning to be an impressive feat?

Neville/Hannah | Third in the Chai series

Written for Sarah the Ravenclaw's Valentine's Day Challenge, raisha's No Word Describing Challenge, and The Logophile Challenge by bsf and TCS | Banner by milominderbinder @tda


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Neville, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2015.01.19   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.19 Updated: 2015.01.19 Status: COMPLETED (5233 words)

5 : Chai, Zebras, and a Friend in the Wee Hours of the Morning by 800 words of heaven     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 18





“Did you make a wish?” she asked as he stood up straight again.
“Yup,” he replied, giving her hand – which he was
still holding – a squeeze.
“Are you going to tell me what it was?”
“Doesn’t that negate the wish?”


Neville/Hannah | Second in the Chai series | Written for the Sathya Says Challenge | Banner by aurore. @tda


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Humor   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Neville, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.12   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.12 Updated: 2015.01.12 Status: COMPLETED (3410 words)

6 : Like a House on Fire by 800 words of heaven     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 39   Reviews: 448




"Conflicted interests" is one way you could describe Sirius Black and Millie White's relationship. At best, there's one-sided small talk. At worst, it's all-out war. But when Sirius manages to convince Millie into one of his hare-brained schemes, the coming clash will ensure that seventh year at Hogwarts won't be what either of them expected.

Slytherin Story of the Month, January 2015

Thanks to -BookDinosaur- for help with the summary | Banner by Hobbit' @tda


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Regulus, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC
Advisory: Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.09.07   Latest Chapter: 2014.12.20 Updated: 2015.01.21 Status: COMPLETED (112779 words)

7 : Resisting Ardour by 800 words of heaven     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 18





“What?” he spluttered through a throat full of butterbeer, spit, and complete and utter mortification. He didn’t have a cool and casual bone in his body.

George/Angelina

Written for Reebee and randomhpffwriter's Gift-It Challenge | For Reebee. I'm sorry it took such a long time. | Banner by lumiere @tda


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: George, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.10.03   Latest Chapter: 2014.10.07 Updated: 2014.10.07 Status: COMPLETED (3087 words)

8 : Chai, Samosas, and a Friend in the Wee Hours of the Morning by 800 words of heaven     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 24




She didn’t know what she was doing with her life, but at least she had chai, samosas, and a friend in the wee hours of the morning.
Neville/Hannah | First in the Chai series

Written for Reebee and randomhpffwriter's Gift-It Challenge | For toomanycurls - I hope you like it! | Banner by milominderbinder @tda

Genres: Fluff, General, Humor   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Neville, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence
Published: 2014.10.01   Latest Chapter: 2014.10.03 Updated: 2014.10.03 Status: COMPLETED (3894 words)

9 : Burned by Ice by 800 words of heaven     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 15





She knew the price of hate; and if she could perish twice, she knew that death by ice would certainly suffice.

Either way, she burned.


Written for Reebee and randomhpffwriter's Gift-It Challenge and the Every Word Counts Challenge | A humble present for the lovely Lululuna | Banner by .brookeabee @tda


Genres: General, Horror/Dark   Era: Founders   Characters: OtherCanon , Ravenclaw
Advisory: Strong violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.09.29   Latest Chapter: 2014.09.30 Updated: 2014.09.30 Status: COMPLETED (744 words)

10 : Thestrals by 800 words of heaven     Short story collection
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 72




Three eras. Three people. Three stories.

One thing in common.

Thestrals

For all three prompts of the House Cup 2014 & the Every Word Counts Challenge | Slytherin | Banner by milominderbinder @tda


Genres: Drama, General, Angst   Era: Other   Characters: Hugo , Neville, Sirius
Advisory: Strong violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.06.23   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.29 Updated: 2014.07.29 Status: COMPLETED (1506 words)

11 : Not Normal by 800 words of heaven     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 270




Banner by inspector. @ TDA

When the Four Founders of Hogwarts choose you to save the world from impending doom, you know it ain't gonna be a normal year...




Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2012.10.02   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.23 Updated: 2014.06.23 Status: WIP (26041 words)

12 : It Is the Colour of Joy by 800 words of heaven     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 19




Your favourite colour is light red.

Companion to Every Song Must End

Written for patronus_charm's The Second Person POV Challenge, and LilyLou's The Taylor Swift Lyrics Challenge | Second place in AditiDraco's The Colour and Emotion Challenge | Banner by Azulive @tda

Genres: Fluff, General, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, OtherCanon   Pairings: Draco/OC
Advisory: Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2014.04.06   Latest Chapter: 2014.04.08 Updated: 2014.04.08 Status: COMPLETED (751 words)

13 : Just a Little by 800 words of heaven     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 26




Watching Lily’s pale face become a rather fetching shade of I’m-going-to-kill-you-Potter red, James pondered why Sirius was always the reason he ended up in situations like these.

Written for the Speed Dating Challenge | Companion piece to Withering by Unwritten Curse | Banner by satellite @tda

 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Sirius   Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2014.02.15   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.18 Updated: 2014.02.18 Status: COMPLETED (2419 words)

14 : Journey to the Centre of (Molly’s) World in (Less than) 80 Days by 800 words of heaven     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 77




What happens when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object? The unstoppable force stops and the immovable object moves, obviously.

Written for KatieRoo’s Love Quote Challenge, AlPotterFan’s Rick Riordan Challenge, and VioletBlade’s The Five Elements Challenge | Thanks to AlPotterFan, DumbledoresArmyOfOne, Lady Asphodel, MissesWeasley123, and ReeBee for their help with the title | Banner by elaine_17 @tda


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2013.12.20   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.17 Updated: 2014.01.17 Status: WIP (14117 words)

15 : Every Song Must End by 800 words of heaven     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 42




And his song had ended.

Companion to It Is the Colour of Joy

Written for The VividImagination's Doctor Who Quote Challenge | Banner by Carousel. @tda


Genres: Fluff, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, OtherCanon   Pairings: Draco/OC
Advisory: Spoilers
Published: 2013.02.28   Latest Chapter: 2013.03.08 Updated: 2013.03.08 Status: COMPLETED (878 words)

16 : Problems by 800 words of heaven     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 45




Teddy Lupin had many problems in his life.
But his biggest problem?

Victoire Weasley.

Banner by Neverland. @tda | Written for Coley's Fluff Challenge

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Contains profanity, Spoilers
Published: 2012.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2012.12.14 Updated: 2015.01.08 Status: COMPLETED (2008 words)
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