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1 : Clash by shenanigan     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 50   Reviews: 3091


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Dobby Winner for Best Novel 2012 | Runner-up for Best Next Gen 2011


Sanity is overrated.

Undergoing edits

Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2008.11.29   Latest Chapter: 2014.08.30 Updated: 2014.08.30 Status: COMPLETED (352797 words)

2 : Fluorescent Adolescent by greenbirds     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 160


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Effy Wilderson, the Ravenclaw Seeker, reluctantly pretty and a self-confessed walking paradox, refuses to be a member of the James Potter Appreciation Foundation.

And James Potter, the Gryffindor Captain, ruthlessly handsome and charmingly arrogant, just isn’t alright with that.

{a teenage love story of mild extremes}


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2013.11.12   Latest Chapter: 2014.08.25 Updated: 2014.08.25 Status: WIP (39892 words)

3 : Tug Of War by platform 9 3_4     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 509


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                                                   Let the madness begin. 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.06.10   Latest Chapter: 2014.08.25 Updated: 2014.08.25 Status: WIP (153785 words)

4 : Enemies with Benefits by dobbyismyhero22     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 15   Reviews: 906


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I think I started my life as a screw up at the mere age of five when I turned my dog into a plant, but I've just taken it to a whole new level. I mean, continually snogging my best friend's twin brother who also happens to be the bane of my existence? That's practically dark wizard level. 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Fred, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.02.02   Latest Chapter: 2014.08.10 Updated: 2014.08.10 Status: WIP (58752 words)

5 : Confessions of a Walking Hazard by JennyMc     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 22


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I have no idea what he's talking about. Okay, I admit, I have slight butterfingers when it comes to matches, but you could barely see the burn on the wall. And I'm not clumsy; I just have weak ankles. So the idea of him calling me a walking hazard is just preposterous. So, I'll say it again. Albus Potter needs to have his head checked.

This is the confession of a walking hazard.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.02.12   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.27 Updated: 2014.07.27 Status: WIP (13053 words)

6 : "Thou Shalt Not Steal" by funyuns     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 9


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In which thou dost, in fact, steal.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2013.10.28   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.15 Updated: 2014.07.15 Status: WIP (2098 words)

7 : 30 Days of You and Me by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 535






Rose is there for vacation. Scorpius is not. Rose is there to relax. Scorpius is there to get away. Rose paints. Scorpius jumps off waterfalls. Rose is afraid of storms. Scorpius is afraid of losing it all. Rose thinks Scorpius takes too many risks. Scorpius thinks Rose is braver than she knows. Both are in need of a distraction.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hermione, Hugo, Ron, Rose, Scorpius   Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.07.07   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.31 Updated: 2014.03.31 Status: COMPLETED (103634 words)

8 : In the Distance of Bravery by Sunflower     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 65


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Lucy's life is a mess. With a shady position at Witch Weekly, while living in lonely Soho with her conniving cat and thirty boxes of take out, Lucy's about as reliable as a box of white crayons. But when she scores an exclusive exposé of fab and famous Ted Lupin's wedding, it seems that luck is indeed turning around for never-quite-anything Lucy.

Besides, everyone wants to cover their ex's wedding, right?

Wrong.


Genres: Romance, Angst, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Percy, Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.07.09   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.16 Updated: 2014.03.16 Status: WIP (43249 words)

9 : etc. etc. (and life goes on) by justonemorefic     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 938






Extra! Extra!
Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business.
You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER
has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown.

Let the witch hunt begin.

—a snarky, steamy Albus/OC of scandal and sporadic satire—
Dobby Winner: Best OC, Best Dialogue, Best Description


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Skeeter  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.02.22   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.26 Updated: 2014.07.15 Status: WIP (86465 words)

10 : Nothing Extraordinary by jailbird     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 108






 

I liked my life.
Ok, so my best friend was my homework, my favorite time of day was during classes and my personality was bordering dangerously on insipid.
And nobody cared until they suddenly did.
A story of perception, life and the people who changed it all. 

Banner: littlemissy @ TDA! | 19,000+ reads!


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Ron, Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: OC/OC, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.06.04   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.28 Updated: 2014.01.28 Status: WIP (28140 words)

11 : MISSING: Maid Of Honour by maraudersrock98     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 3


 Tall, dark hair, answers to the name Zilly Campbell. Last seen driving away in a 1980's blue Land Rover with Harry Potter's erractic and arrogant middle son, and five packets of ginger nut biscuits. May have an uncontrollable two year old with her. If you see anyone of this description, please call this number...


Genres: General, Humor, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Bill, Fleur, James (II), Lily (II), Scorpius, Teddy
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.12.15   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.10 Updated: 2014.01.10 Status: WIP (4653 words)

12 : Sunshine by HarrietHopkirk     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 117


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James and Amelie are older, but not necessarily wiser.

Sequel to 'Raining'.


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC   Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Spoilers
Published: 2011.08.02   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.02 Updated: 2014.01.02 Status: WIP (42995 words)

13 : Memoirs of a Nutter by loony_lovegood101     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 67


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“FLYING PONIES EXIST, OKAY?

Sometimes, I wish I had a brain.
 
 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Luna, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2013.01.03   Latest Chapter: 2013.11.15 Updated: 2013.11.15 Status: WIP (11331 words)

14 : Thunder by ShieldSnitch3     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 118


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I hate a lot of things.

My job. My flat. My life.

Despite everything, though, I could deal. I had a (microscopic) steady income, a (leaky) roof over my head, and a (relatively) normal existence.

But then Louis Weasley walked into my life, sat down, and ordered himself a cheeseburger.

And for some reason, he won't walk out.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, James/OC, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.08.31   Latest Chapter: 2013.10.04 Updated: 2013.10.04 Status: WIP (64997 words)

15 : The Middle by purplewings721     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 137





The middle has never been so wild.
 
 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Bill, Charlie, Fleur, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Bill/Fleur, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.03.11   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.12 Updated: 2013.09.12 Status: WIP (56453 words)

16 : Apple Sauce by Twinklestar     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 85


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Meet Susie Clive: A clumsy, socially awkward teenager who has a pet parrot thats a poop-head, and is obsessed with the Beatles, apple sauce cups, the strawberry garden in her front yard and Albus Potter.

The problem? She's allergic to strawberries.

The more important problem? Albus Potter doesn't even know her name.
 
 
OC/Albus/James(II)
 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.01.09   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.02 Updated: 2013.09.02 Status: WIP (14788 words)

17 : Being Summer by PygmyPuffLover     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 32   Reviews: 1187


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Being Summer Lancaster is not all it’s cracked up to be. I mean, being James Potter’s official snog buddy - seriously, he made me a badge – and trying to stop my charming cousin – curse you, Scorpius – from wreaking havoc on Hogwarts is much more stressful than it sounds.
Trust me.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.10.20   Latest Chapter: 2013.08.19 Updated: 2013.08.19 Status: COMPLETED (242791 words)

18 : Dominique by HarrietHopkirk     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 36   Reviews: 321



Lorcan is dying, and with the mysterious return of his brother, Dominique Weasley is torn. Ridden with guilt and fear, her perfect life is crumbling around her as she is approached by a shady organisation. She has to make a choice, not just between the two men, but between the light and the darkness.


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Mystery   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2009.10.14   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.18 Updated: 2013.07.18 Status: COMPLETED (122092 words)

19 : Heaven Can Wait by Pen2Paper     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 171





Absolutely breathtaking banner by Violet Ephemera!

"Mudblood" 

The word hung in the air for a long moment. No one who heard it knew the full gravity of it. They knew what it meant, sure. But why was it said? What happened next? ...

Chapter 7 is up :) 13-04-13


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.12.02   Latest Chapter: 2013.06.23 Updated: 2013.06.23 Status: WIP (43952 words)

20 : The Time of Cupids by GryffindorGirl153     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 475




Cupids were supposed to be mythical creatures. They were supposed to exist only in fairy tales; not in real life, and definitely not as my best friend. Meet Desmond Pierce, resident cupid, and soon-to-be, dead Cupid. All because he shot me with an arrow and made me fall in love with the boy I spent my entire life hating. James Sirius Potter.

Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.01.08   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.06 Updated: 2013.05.06 Status: WIP (170423 words)

21 : Breaking the Quidditch Code by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 54   Reviews: 2586







2013 DOBBY WINNER - Best Villain *Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Couple
I’m James Sirius Potter. Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. I have girls. I have best mates. I have bad grades (the kitten was fine!). I have a legend. I also have teammates who break the Code, a Seeker trying to overthrow me, a Head Boy sticking his big nose into my business, and Avery. The only girl I’d ever break the rules for.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.02.12   Latest Chapter: 2013.04.16 Updated: 2013.04.16 Status: COMPLETED (287471 words)

22 : Nothing Personal by Ronsgirl29     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 14   Reviews: 149


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Albus/OC
 
Growing up is a tiny bit more complicated than I thought it would be. 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.05.21   Latest Chapter: 2013.02.20 Updated: 2013.02.20 Status: WIP (49060 words)

23 : Wonderland by Jess the Enthusiast     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 645


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“What’s a Muggle?”


James Potter II/Spencer Lockwood


Brace yourself for word vomit - and lots of it


2013 Golden Paw Award Winner for "Best OC"


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.04.21   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.27 Updated: 2013.01.27 Status: WIP (70826 words)

24 : How to tame a Marauder by melian     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 62   Reviews: 3860





As Sirius led me around the room, I took a deep breath. "So, was it a bet or a dare?"
"What do you mean?" he asked. When his eyes drifted to James I grinned.
"Don't play dumb. You'd never ask me to dance in a million years. Besides, Potter just gave you the thumbs up."
He groaned. "Are we really that obvious? OK yes, it was a dare."

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Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.02.10   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.12 Updated: 2013.01.12 Status: COMPLETED (300758 words)

25 : Listing the Reasons by omnioculars     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 7








 Some people try yoga to relax; others read books. I even knew a girl once who ordered house-elves to massage her feet. Myself? I prefer to write a good ol' list, and order the chaos of my thoughts. Who knew that my lists would catch the attention of Sirius Black?


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2012.11.16   Latest Chapter: 2012.11.30 Updated: 2012.11.30 Status: WIP (9284 words)
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