Penname: smashed_crayon
Member Since: 2010.09.24

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1 : Why I should have been a Cat by smashed_crayon     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 4


praise goes to milominderbender @ tda for the pretty picture


Day seven in the beachside cottage: I have retreated to a blanket fort of my own making, and will be throwing pillows at James if he comes too close. Outside I know that Basil and Roxanne still aren’t talking, James and Emerson have begun what can only be called a man-off, and Gwendolyn is cooking lemonade for dinner. I fear our sanity will not survive another four weeks. 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2013.11.12   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.10 Updated: 2014.02.10 Status: WIP (11155 words)

2 : Aphrodite by smashed_crayon     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 19


wonderful banner by panacea. @ tda

Louis tells me that I'm a sorry excuse for a man, and that I should start gawking at passing girls and perfecting my wolf-whistling before it's too late. Andy believes the situation would be cute if this was a movie... about a small girl.
My brother, Al? He said he used to look up to me. Worship me, even. I was his idol.
As for this girl that my manhood is crumbling for..? Thinks my name is Jeremy


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.12.16   Latest Chapter: 2013.11.27 Updated: 2013.11.27 Status: WIP (14002 words)

3 : Limitless by smashed_crayon     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


charming banner by niika @ tda




Tongue like electric, eyes like a child she roams and she wanders, fingertips alight with an energy that is nearly consuming.


Genres: Drama, Fluff   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, James (II), Lily (II)
Advisory: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.08.07   Latest Chapter: 2013.11.22 Updated: 2013.11.22 Status: COMPLETED (2040 words)

4 : Chéri by smashed_crayon     Short story collection
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


Lovely banner by the ever talented kaileena_sands @ tda



All it takes is a rude Frenchmen, some exploding pens and a cup of unsympathetic coffee to make Victoire Weasley realize three small facts about her life:
1. She hates Nantes
2. Sadly, the only French thing about her is her surname
3. She really, really needs to go home


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.09.15   Latest Chapter: 2013.11.21 Updated: 2013.11.21 Status: WIP (3419 words)

5 : The Astonishing Oddities of Mr A. Potter by smashed_crayon     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 11


fantastic banner by loveatfirstview @ tda


Albus Potter was a thoroughly unsexual being; he had too many freckles and his smile was crooked. He kept a malevolent rabbit as a pet, his favourite food was lemons and he made a hobby of writing Concrete Poetry. Unfortunately, he was also my best friend. 
-Prequel of sorts to Chasing Madness-


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2012.11.12   Latest Chapter: 2013.04.02 Updated: 2013.04.02 Status: WIP (8236 words)

6 : Chasing Madness by smashed_crayon     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 192


Perfect Banner by Viva la Vida @ tda





Rose Weasley: Crazy, loud, delusional, psychotic, barmy, mad, weird, wild, foolish, wacky, idiotic, silly, outrageous, eighties obsessed eighteen year old.

WARNING: This untamable creature is roaming free amidst the unsuspecting habitants of the wizarding world. Beware, London dwellers: there’s a misguided fool on the loose.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Draco, Hermione, OC, OtherCanon , Ron, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.02.11   Latest Chapter: 2013.02.05 Updated: 2013.02.05 Status: WIP (89515 words)

7 : 15 ways to (Not) fall in Love with your Best Friend by smashed_crayon     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 39


Jaw dropping banner by kaileenasands @ tda

There is one exception to these rules: if Albus Potter, said Best Friend and one extremely good-looking bloke, starts giving you The Look. There is no going back from The Look.  No, death is not an option. The only way to escape is to smash that Look into tiny particles, pour that in a blender, turn it on high, throw the rest into the Thames and hope that IT has been crushed into blissful oblivion


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: Lily/OC, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.02.08   Latest Chapter: 2012.08.22 Updated: 2012.08.22 Status: WIP (16904 words)

8 : Sweet as Sugar by smashed_crayon     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 15



Ridiculously Pretty Banner:JaydScarlett @ tda






Nickie Weasley would like to assure you that she does not spend her day filing requests for auto-refilling sock draws and rooftop stripper clubs (she told them the Ministry was underground!) and that all thoughts she may have towards her ex-boyfriend are purely murderous.

Trust me


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.02.11   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.08 Updated: 2011.09.08 Status: WIP (18527 words)

9 : Explosion by smashed_crayon     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5



.by revolution @ tda.




.Catch her.
 


Genres: Fluff, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Lily (II) , Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.07.10   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.07 Updated: 2011.09.07 Status: COMPLETED (1444 words)

10 : To be a Butterfly by smashed_crayon     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4



 beautiful banner by little plebe @ tda


She felt like a butterfly, living for no longer than a sigh, already nothing but a memory



Genres: Drama, Fluff   Era: Other   Characters: Lucius, Narcissa   Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa
Advisory: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.10.10   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.10 Updated: 2011.08.10 Status: COMPLETED (866 words)

11 : Wallflower by smashed_crayon     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 45


splendiferous banner by akeyana @ tda


 I was happy with my life of solitude and invisibility, and though at the age of seventeen I probably should have started to worry about where that mentality would get me in life, having a cat named Venus as a best friend was just how I liked things.
But I couldn't be left to my comfortable silence. Eventually, something had to come along and shake up my timid foundations.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.12.19   Latest Chapter: 2011.07.12 Updated: 2011.07.12 Status: WIP (9654 words)

12 : Welcome To My Crazy World by smashed_crayon     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 121


superb banner by nala @ tda

One morning, you’ll wake up, look in the mirror, and realize that you really aren’t as sane as you thought you were, and that your whole life has been a lie built on the unreliable foundation of assumption. You then come to a time where the safest option is to remain indoors, secluded from all human beings and breakable objects, until you deem it safe to emerge once again.
Or you could just run wild.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Fred, James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.09.24   Latest Chapter: 2011.04.22 Updated: 2011.04.22 Status: WIP (45141 words)
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