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: The Astonishing Oddities of Mr A. Potter by smashed_crayon
Novella Rating: Mature Chapters: 2 Reviews: 11
fantastic banner by loveatfirstview @ tda 
Albus Potter was a thoroughly unsexual being; he had too many freckles and his smile was crooked. He kept a malevolent rabbit as a pet, his favourite food was lemons and he made a hobby of writing Concrete Poetry. Unfortunately, he was also my best friend.
-Prequel of sorts to Chasing Madness-
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Next Generation Characters: Scorpius, Albus, Rose, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing
Published: 2012.11.12 Latest Chapter: 2013.04.02 Updated: 2013.04.02 Status: WIP
(8236 words)
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: Chasing Madness by smashed_crayon
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 19 Reviews: 185
Perfect Banner by Viva la Vida @ tda
Rose Weasley: Crazy, loud, delusional, psychotic, barmy, mad, weird, wild, foolish, wacky, idiotic, silly, outrageous, eighties obsessed eighteen year old.
WARNING: This untamable creature is roaming free amidst the unsuspecting habitants of the wizarding world. Beware, London dwellers: there’s a misguided fool on the loose.
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Next Generation Characters: Ron, Hermione, Draco, Scorpius, Albus, Rose, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2011.02.11 Latest Chapter: 2013.02.05 Updated: 2013.02.05 Status: WIP
(89515 words)
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: Aphrodite by smashed_crayon
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 2 Reviews: 9
wonderful banner by panacea. @ tda  Louis tells me that I'm a sorry excuse for a man, and that I should start gawking at passing girls and perfecting my wolf-whistling before it's too late. Andy believes the situation would be cute if this was a movie... about a small girl.
My brother, Al? He said he used to look up to me. Worship me, even. I was his idol.
As for this girl that my manhood is crumbling for..? Thinks my name is Jeremy
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Next Generation Characters: Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: James/OC
Published: 2011.12.16 Latest Chapter: 2012.11.11 Updated: 2012.11.11 Status: WIP
(9562 words)
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: 15 ways to (Not) fall in Love with your Best Friend by smashed_crayon
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 3 Reviews: 39
Jaw dropping banner by kaileenasands @ tda There is one exception to these rules: if Albus Potter, said Best Friend and one extremely good-looking bloke, starts giving you The Look. There is no going back from The Look. No, death is not an option. The only way to escape is to smash that Look into tiny particles, pour that in a blender, turn it on high, throw the rest into the Thames and hope that IT has been crushed into blissful oblivion
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Next Generation Characters: Albus, Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Lily/OC, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2011.02.08 Latest Chapter: 2012.08.22 Updated: 2012.08.22 Status: WIP
(16904 words)
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: Chéri by smashed_crayon
Short story collection Rating: Mature Chapters: 1 Reviews: 2
Lovely banner by the ever talented kaileena_sands @ tda
All it takes is a rude Frenchmen, some exploding pens and a cup of unsympathetic coffee to make Victoire Weasley realize three small facts about her life:
1. She hates Nantes
2. Sadly, the only French thing about her is her surname
3. She really, really needs to go home
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Next Generation Characters: Teddy, Victoire Pairings: Teddy/Victoire
Published: 2011.09.15 Latest Chapter: 2011.12.16 Updated: 2011.12.16 Status: WIP
(3242 words)
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: Limitless by smashed_crayon
One-shot Rating: 15+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 4
beautiful banner by girl with one eye @ tda
Tongue like electric, eyes like a child she roams and she wanders, fingertips alight with an energy that is nearly consuming.
Genres: Drama, Fluff Warnings: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Next Generation Characters: Harry, Ginny, Albus, James (II), Lily (II)
Published: 2011.08.07 Latest Chapter: 2011.10.02 Updated: 2011.10.02 Status: COMPLETED
(2065 words)
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: Sweet as Sugar by smashed_crayon
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 3 Reviews: 15
Ridiculously Pretty Banner:JaydScarlett @ tda
Nickie Weasley would like to assure you that she does not spend her day filing requests for auto-refilling sock draws and rooftop stripper clubs (she told them the Ministry was underground!) and that all thoughts she may have towards her ex-boyfriend are purely murderous.
Trust me
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Next Generation Characters: Scorpius, Albus, Rose, Victoire, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, Teddy/Victoire
Published: 2011.02.11 Latest Chapter: 2011.09.08 Updated: 2011.09.08 Status: WIP
(18527 words)
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: Explosion by smashed_crayon
One-shot Rating: Mature Chapters: 1 Reviews: 5
.by revolution @ tda.
.Catch her.
Genres: Fluff, Romance Warnings: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Next Generation Characters: Scorpius, Lily (II) Pairings: Other Pairing
Published: 2011.07.10 Latest Chapter: 2011.09.07 Updated: 2011.09.07 Status: COMPLETED
(1444 words)
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: To be a Butterfly by smashed_crayon
One-shot Rating: Mature Chapters: 1 Reviews: 4
beautiful banner by little plebe @ tda
She felt like a butterfly, living for no longer than a sigh, already nothing but a memory
Genres: Drama, Fluff Warnings: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Other Characters: Lucius, Narcissa Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa
Published: 2010.10.10 Latest Chapter: 2011.08.10 Updated: 2011.08.10 Status: COMPLETED
(866 words)
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: Wallflower by smashed_crayon
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 3 Reviews: 45
splendiferous banner by akeyana @ tda
I was happy with my life of solitude and invisibility, and though at the age of seventeen I probably should have started to worry about where that mentality would get me in life, having a cat named Venus as a best friend was just how I liked things.
But I couldn't be left to my comfortable silence. Eventually, something had to come along and shake up my timid foundations.
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Published: 2010.12.19 Latest Chapter: 2011.07.12 Updated: 2011.07.12 Status: WIP
(9654 words)
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: Welcome To My Crazy World by smashed_crayon
Novella Rating: Mature Chapters: 10 Reviews: 121
superb banner by nala @ tda
One morning, you’ll wake up, look in the mirror, and realize that you really aren’t as sane as you thought you were, and that your whole life has been a lie built on the unreliable foundation of assumption. You then come to a time where the safest option is to remain indoors, secluded from all human beings and breakable objects, until you deem it safe to emerge once again.
Or you could just run wild.
Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Next Generation Characters: Fred, Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2010.09.24 Latest Chapter: 2011.04.22 Updated: 2011.04.22 Status: WIP
(45141 words)
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