Penname: NobodyKnowsHowToTalkToChildren
Member Since: 2008.11.02

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I'm a Londoner who loves Harry Potter and writing. So why not combine them both?

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1 : Us Against The World by NobodyKnowsHowToTalkToChildren     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 10


Weasley cousins Rose and Dominique have just become flatmates, and are learning the ways of the world as independent, intelligent young women...

Well that was the general idea, anyway.

Before the boys down the hall got involved.
 
 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.05.04   Latest Chapter: 2012.06.03 Updated: 2012.06.03 Status: WIP (8583 words)

2 : Life Goes On by NobodyKnowsHowToTalkToChildren     Song fic
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1


On my last night on earth I'll pay a high price

To have no regrets and be done with my life

Follow Victoire and Teddy's life together.

Based on the song 'L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.' by Noah And The Whale

 
 
 


Genres: General, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2012.03.11   Latest Chapter: 2012.03.16 Updated: 2012.03.16 Status: COMPLETED (1147 words)

3 : Dirty Words by NobodyKnowsHowToTalkToChildren     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 7


Sierra Darcy messed up and now her beloved boyfriend Remus and her best friends hate her. All except for Sirius.
 

Okay so this is going on hiatus for a while due to the fact I've lost everything I had for this and it's going to take a while to work on getting it back on track. Sorry!
 
 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.01.29   Latest Chapter: 2012.03.12 Updated: 2012.03.12 Status: WIP (13115 words)

4 : Out of Here by NobodyKnowsHowToTalkToChildren     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 12


Clara's relationship with her mutton-dressed-as-lamb mother could only be described as temperamental. Sirius' relationship with his mother is fairly described as nightmareish. Clara's homelife is always crazy, Sirius' is now settled. But while both of them battle to keep a cool exterior, there is a fire burning within them both; when they get to know each other at Hogwarts, it's a bit like a slowed-down rollercoaster ride. But the need is there; the need to save each other from themselves.
 
 
 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.06.03   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.01 Updated: 2011.09.01 Status: Abandoned (15905 words)

5 : I Cut Like A Buffalo by NobodyKnowsHowToTalkToChildren     Song fic
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


Little does Lily know, it takes strength to keep being rejected by someone and still get up and ask them out time and time again. James may seem shallow and weak, but inside he is strong. He knows this. His friends know this. Everyone knows this. All except for the one person that truly matters.

**Song is 'I Cut Like a Buffalo' by The Dead Weather.**

Genres: Drama, Humor, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, OtherCanon   Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.06.29   Latest Chapter: 2010.07.07 Updated: 2010.07.07 Status: COMPLETED (2245 words)

6 : Severus, Not Cathy by NobodyKnowsHowToTalkToChildren     Song fic
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


Will Severus be consumed by the guilt he feels the night after Lily's death?
He looks back on his history with the beautiful redhead and on a book she once made him read, and can't help but draw comparisons between his own life and the book, and himself and a character he abhors.

Lyrics are from 'Wuthering Heights' by Kate Bush.
Emily Bronte wrote the brilliant novel that is Wuthering Heights.


Genres: Crossover, Angst   Era: Other   Characters: James , Lily, Snape  Pairings: Snape/Lily, James/Lily
Advisory: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.08.04   Latest Chapter: 2009.08.21 Updated: 2009.08.21 Status: COMPLETED (1879 words)
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